Howmanheyman

Electric fences at Stamford Bridge for fuck sake. Good job there wasn't a disaster there then, eh? What would health and safety say about that?

jawD reminiscing about his LSD days again?

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/opinion/co...icle800222.html I know a few will read this and not really give a fuck and maybe some will even think, 'Scousers moaning again', (or maybe I'm being harsh on some of TT's posters), anyway, when it comes down to football and Thatchers government then I always have an interest in reading about anything like this as when I was a young'un and going to games you quite often were treated like shit and having seen and read up on the way the Miners were battered by the Police and then demonised by Maggies biggest backer, (Murdoch and all his Editors, Mckenzie etc), then I think if there's something, somewhere, that can expose her party for what they were then I'm all for it. Anybody who's ever heard Bernard Ingham, (who was basically her go-between to the media), will be under no doubt that the 'pissing on the dead' and the generalisations that it was an unruly mob who caused all of the deaths would have been encouraged and welcomed by many of Thatchers Toadies in her party and acted on by the likes of Mckenzie. When a Police force can stand and look on as people were clearly in serious trouble and, lets be honest, do fuck all at first, then it's about time it was officially recognised and it all stems from the contempt the football supporter was held in by her and her party. (Moynihan, her sports minister was great, he condemned any fan on a pitch for whatever reason, then ran on the pitch at a hockey game when GB won a medal at the Olympics). Anyway, as usual I ramble on and my patter wanders like a drunken man making his way home, but these bastards hated the working class and I hope any extra evidence that shows the Governments lack of care to get to the real reason and pinpoint those who could've done more to avert innocent deaths comes about.

That's a great gesture by him.

Should the thread title not be, 'Mackem in pieces'?

I was thinking that as well.

I wouldn't say J20 has a bee in his bonnet he just didn't believe Salty was genuine, which is fair point given his chosen avatar tbf. On a different matter, I thought J69's avatar change was comic genius... Alex's too. Didn't even realise Alex's! Neither of them hold a candle to mine though. Aye not bad.

Craig he's not any ordinary poster, he's come off Newcastle-Online for racism, it's like when Lee Hughes signed for Notts County this. Well after hearing the reason why Paddocklad was banned from N-O I wouldn't be too quick to jump to any conclusions over his dismissal just yet!

I wouldn't say J20 has a bee in his bonnet he just didn't believe Salty was genuine, which is fair point given his chosen avatar tbf. On a different matter, I thought J69's avatar change was comic genius... Alex's too. Didn't even realise Alex's! His patter seems alright whether thats his pic or not. Have to say, there's a fair bit of suspicion over who is actually who which is quite funny at times but a bit strange.

Really?

From what I can see, auld Salty balls is a welcome edition so far. He's even taking the photo stuff in good humour. There's been some good craic so far between him and others although not sure why J69 seems to have a bit of a bee in his bonnet?

No they just hanged him. His arse stayed intact.

There was IIRC five of them and they were all sacked but two got their jobs back on appeal. I wasn't there at the time but the tale is 100% genuine. (Thats actual 100% as opposed to a 'Pardew' 100%)

One of the big regrets of my working life is I've never seen any massive bust ups at work that haven't involved me. Not even a raised hand. It was a year or two before my time, but a couple of blokes got sacked for hanging a 'darky' where I once worked. It was apparently a joke that got out of hand. What?!?!?!??! Alabama style???!?!? Yep! Was a carry on with an Asian who worked there as they were all having a joke about the KKK apparently, the Asian lad as well, but I think drink was involved, well it would've been as almost everyone drank at work then, anyway, it went to far, they put some rope round his neck, kicked away the Broon Ale crate he was standing on and the lad didn't see the funny side anymore.

Some Toady at the club with a job he has to try and justify, probably suggested it and Mike will have approved it. (He might have gave a wry grin as he did so but that would just be speculation on my part.)

One of the big regrets of my working life is I've never seen any massive bust ups at work that haven't involved me. Not even a raised hand. It was a year or two before my time, but a couple of blokes got sacked for hanging a 'darky' where I once worked. It was apparently a joke that got out of hand.

Dwayne Dibley. Damien Duff How'd I not get Duff? Mind, that doesn't say much for Duff's influence does it? And let's not forget Daniel Dichio I thought it was just footballers?

This. F*cking hell man, it's a preview aimed at a small number of people who we considered for UAT testing. Eventually the upgrade will go live so you'll all get to see it! Getting precious because you think you're missing out on something others are getting in this instance is ridiculous Go fuck yourself you prick! Where was my invite?

What can you say? I didn't renew as I was one of the displaced L7'ers and was just going to go as and when but I decided I'd had enough of being taken for a mug so won't even go to the odd game, and the more I see of this regime cheapening a proud football club the more I feel vindicated. It's not one event that they've pulled it's just an accumulation of shit decisions, (most of which were completely unnecessary), from the regime that mean I'll never go back unless I see drastic signs that the owner and his lickspittle mate have started to change for the better. That's pretty shit that they can have this effect on me and some others but at the end of the day I think they can count themselves very fortunate more haven't jacked it in. They'd have been strung up in the past for a quarter of the stunts they've pulled.

Dwayne Dibley. Damien Duff How'd I not get Duff? Mind, that doesn't say much for Duff's influence does it?

The roof is on fire

David Dunn and err....Donadoni count?

No but I'll break that cunts jaw seven sisters the fucking cockroach I'm rubbing my jaw as we speak, wincing at the impending pain I'm about to recieve. Anyway.........How did you know it's not Seven Sisters? Did you check up yourself? Congratulations if you did, you have now found out the way to answer your own questions on transport to football grounds and all because I gave you a silly answer. Please, no need for thanks. No need for thanks ...tell you what wise guy you think your funny? How about I meet you tomorrow for a pint and I'll show you funny ?? You going to take me to a bar that shows clips of Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder getting shown into a prison cell with Grossberger? You need to take a chill pill, son, because on this message board people tend to have the odd piss take and most don't tend to take it to heart. Honestly mate, if you're indeed a genuine poster and not some kid on a wind up with this Noo York/wiseguy/cockroach patter I'd take a step back, put my head down and see how some of the funnier lot on here go about their business. And for the record, although I don't look for bother, the odd time it's happened I've managed to deal with it, jaw intact. But to be fair most of that was in the days before the internet in certain bars in Walker and Spain with the odd away game thrown in but............ASM, apart, I've never crossed swords with an internet warrior, so maybe my jaw will need wired after all. But basically, calm the fuck doon, man!!

I love a good work liar. We had a bloke that worked here - tall chinless posh drip - who claimed he had been both a cage fighter and an Olympic weight lifter. To a very high standard. There isn't a fucking word about him anywhere on the internet, and I've set aside entire afternoons at work googling the prick. He would just announce out of nowhere that "when I was lifting, I could eat 8000 calories a day /crush a raw potato in my hand /bend a 50p piece with just my thumb and forefinger" Those are all direct quotes. This bloke I'm on about. Once he's targeted you and you're trying to keep a straight face you start getting texts from other workmates with a simple "....and err...." in it as they want you to crack and start laughing. The cunts!!!

There's a bloke at work who's a canny enough bloke, but he lies and exaggerates everything he and his relatives have done with a particular habit of tripling the price of anything he or his relatives have ever bought. He always finishes his sentence with an "...And err...." On one break when the subject of London 2012 happened to come up I was told he could've been at the opening ceremony as a VIP as his brother-in-Law was offered some job financing the London Olympics but he knocked it back and in the very same break was told his Brother-in-Law was some kind of Ambassador in New York. I mentioned Ferrero Rocher but he never batted an eyelid.