Howmanheyman

Snap!!! I'm actually pissed off as I keep giving my knee time to heal but when I run again it's just a matter of when, not if, it gives way. It usually varies between 1-4 miles before it goes, tonight it 'went' at 2.5 mile. The trainers have done fuck all to be honest.

The Japanese are warped.

Watership Down.

He will crack. Moyes is a right moaning twat as well, like.

Cracking result and how good was Spiderman's goal? I honestly thought we were going to throw it away at the end and we must try keep possesion a bit better but I'll take that win every day. I was at Molinuex when Scott scored that header the last time we won down there and I'm sure that put us up to third that day as well! We've rode our luck a bit at times but Christ, we're due some from years gone by.

Don King once said, "The chances are slim and none........and slim's just left town." How much is he on at Citeh, again? (Not withstanding the effect he could have on a squad whose morale is going along ok thanks very much, without this potential headache).

Honestly? You'll be telling me Scott Parker was player of the year next!

I never knew she was Glaswegian?

Sorry to gloat, but my first slept through from 8 weeks, my second from 11 weeks. The advice about not letting them sleep too much in the afternoon is sound, just don't be a Nazi about it! Another thing, obviously don't ignore them, but sometimes a bairn will pick up on an over anxious parent and play on it. Basically, don't leap up at the slightest sound when they wake up. Even young babies aren't stupid when it comes to attention. Anyway, they are the greatest thing that'll ever happen to you and you'll soon move on from the tiredness. Basically, your life will never truly be the same again once you're a parent. Enjoy every stage of their childhood because once its gone, it's gone! You'll see pics or vids of them a couple of years later and you'll pine for those days.

I hate to say this mate but try and see all angles at first, have things been lost in translation? I've heard tales about my two's school where this teachers said that, and the bloods been raised where the teachers said no such thing. If you're 100% that this incident is how your young'un says then expect a complete fudge by the headmistress where she'll try to lead you off into irrelevant scenarios and basically not really listen to what you say. The clearer, concise and more factual you are, the more silly they'll get. In my experience, teachers expect to deal with charva parents and get totally out of their comfort zone with a clear headed parent who wants some genuine common sense answers to any particular problem.

The word that's coming to mind reading that is Meltdown.

Nee idea, Esteban. I thought the Brucey Lesbian look-a-like was going to try and set about me one night because I apparently snubbed my then girlfriend and the mouthy fucka, The Lezza/Bruce, not my lass, wasn't happy about it. It was the night we drew 1-1 with Forest when Woan scored and that was basically game over for the title. I've never hit a lass before but this abomination came mighty close had her chins got any more closer to my face. Horrible woman.

Not unless he could put on a good Lancs accent, but the hairstyle, the grin, the chin(s), its all there.

He's the double of this Lesbian who used to get in my old local, he really is.

Asked the wife for some oral relief last night, she said, "Do you expect me to suck you off this second? You can forget it!", I said, "No, I just want you to shut the fuck up".

Bad craic that HMHM. I can relate to it massively - particularly the bit about the kids holding those candles. I've been apart from my ex for almost 5 years now, divorced for almost 2 and in a little over 2 weeks i'll finally stop living with my kids. Not looking forward to it at all. Chin up fella and concentrate on the good stuff. Make sure the time you have with the kids is rich with fun and enjoyment and they'll come round to the idea that it's all for the best. Hope you feel better about it soon. Cheers, mate. If it wasn't for the kids I could cope no bother. They constantly drop hints about mammy and daddy getting married again and stuff like that. I wish it could work just for their sakes but it can't and I feel really, really guilty for that

It wouldn't fit you!!

Your life will never be the same. In a good way.

Am trying to save up to get my own place after my 16 years with the same person has finally came to an end. Feel shit as my daughters are young and are still holding candles that mammy and daddy will get back together.

I'm shocked. He looks older than 33.

Ask Detective Inspector Steven of the West Denton Police Wrong'un Task Force.

Speak for yourself, I'm 25. Aye, and I'm 26 Paul Wynn reckons you're only as old as the victim you're feeling.

Speak for yourself, I'm 25.

Was expecting a bit of stick, not least for the double use of 'it' in the thread title, but opinion doesn't seem divided. I actually walked into TopMan and the jeans etc, fuck me, lets just say I wont be going back anytime soon. What's the word? Metrosexual? Don't know if it's an age thing but if peer approval meant looking like an err.....lets say 'cupid stunt' seeing TR's about, then I'd risk ostracism, personally.

.......Or is the dress sense of teenagers/early twenties fucking horrendous and very, very camp looking? I was out and about yesterday and popped over the Metrocentre for something and the groups of lads I saw, (who goes shopping with their mates for fucks sake??!!) looked a right fucking clip. Them stupid fucking jeans that look as if you have a few heavy wrenches hanging in your back pocket a la MC Hammer circa 1990 and the slipper type shoes with no socks on and the daft hair cuts, it's just so Wham-tastic, I keep expecting Pepsi and Shirley to turn up. Get a fucking grip, young'uns. Any Geordie young'uns reading this then give your fucking heeds a shake, you big Jessies!