Howmanheyman

Can a mod put 'shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men' after the 'come in peace' bit to the thread title?

Brilliantly summarised. The other day i caught SKY showing the odds for the title, They put Liverpool on with the Man U's and Man City's at odds of 250-1. Why? Might as well have shown the odds of every team down to 13th, to be honest. This is what I mean about the media's obsession. By the way, to our Dutch friend, how could I forget Andy cole getting three at the Gallowgate as Neil Ruddock was taught what being a footballer was really about as Sellars, Lee etc ran rings around that utter clown, Souness' side?

Just to get back to remembered matches, I remember most of them going back to the eighties. Us taking Anfield over in a cup game in 1984 and genuinely singing and shouting for virtually the whole game as our 2nd div side got beat 4-0 by them. I remember Mavis Reilly scoring a diving header which won us the game up here about '85, remember sitting with Everton fans in a bar down there, having failed to get a ticket just knowing we were going to beat you at Anfield. We did, 2-0. Stevie Watson standing in as a striker as we had none and scoring a fucking peach after holding off a few liverpool players and chipping the keeper. Mirandinha hitting the winner in front of the Kop from the spot was superb. The 4-3 game we lost is waaay behind all these. Kenny Dalglish? Have respect for him they way he dealt with Hillsborough, acknowledge he signed one or two good players for us (as well as some overpriced shit), but felt he was too negative and not sure his heart was in it up here. What do I think of Liverpool? Met a few decent ones to be honest, your club? Just wondering when the media are going to realise you haven't won the league for twenty years, its so like their obsession with your mates from old trafford when they were in a similar position. Also, no fault of your own but glory hunters just get on my tits and you've a fucking boatload, almost as many as Man U.

Don't think this'll go well for you my young Dutch friend.

Mentioned this a while ago. Sweet Jesus do the young'uns need to man up! What a fucking clip, even Duncan Norville would blush.

Enrique will have a blinder, Carroll? Who knows? But Craig Bellamy.......Just have a feeling he'll come on and rip us to bits, Dirk 'I'm a footballer, really' Kuyt to have the ball land at his feet, unmarked and score, we'll get beat here tomorrow, they're not that good at all, but we'll get beat. SKY to cream themselves as they get the winner to seal it 5 mins from time and the Scousers/day-trippers-from- Wales/Ireland/Scandinavia and Cornwall have a little YNWA sing song at the end after 80 mins of abuse from the low allocation our utter cunt of an owner requested and the ex-Reds sitting in SKYs studio can drool over 'Liverpool Football Club'. (Never heard an ex-Player of theirs ever just call them 'Liverpool'.

I agree that New Years day is far better, last few years its been NYD afternoon on the drink and calming down with the drink, taking my time and switching to bottles, and then a disco in the club I get in, plenty of females/dancing and usually a party somewhere afterwards and no New Years Eve Knackers or auld lang sine shite. Of course I've now put the mockers on it! I think last year on new years eve I got an Indian and watched 'Guns of Navarone' on the telly, then had a fucking great day and night on NYD instead. Result.

...........until we went to this titty bar, etc........

Yes. I'm a happy lad tonight, put it that way.

"What mood are you in and why?" Absa-fuckin-lutely fantastic.

"Did you bang it?" You were just pissed, man! Mrs Fist will know that and know how cut up and worried you were. You two seem pretty tight and good together by your posts. I doubt you'll want that headache again!

"Baby Lee" by Teenage Fanclub, the best band in the history of the world you used to say that about the Happy Mondays in every edition of True Faith man !!!!! Anyway, that song rang a bell, and Teenage Fanclub......I thought I'd heard it before but can't remember when. I think you're confusing me with someone else; presumably the editor - while I saw Happy Mondays a few times, I didn't rate them that much. My musical heroes come through the semi-acoustic folk rock lineage; The Byrds, Robson & Jerome, Gram Parsons, Dollar, Fairport Convention, Rick Astley, leading to Teenage Fanclub, Belle & Sebastian and other such bands That's a varied line up, there, Gene.

Throw the fucking book at them. But expect low key coverage and it'll blow over as when it comes down to it as nobody gives a fuck about Sunderland outside this region. How many Sunderland players have been caught acting like cocks in our city through the years? Give them an ASBO and keep them out of our fair city.

Would've been good to that goal before half time. Need to put one away, lads.

oooooo ba, oooooo ba, oooooooooo, ooo ba oooooo ba Why do fools fall in lu-urve?

Very, very perceptive of you not to put that in abbreviations, by the way! Anyway, here you go;

All the (belated) best to you as well, alleged Ginge!

All the best, TR!

I've a date on monday with a very attractive and very nice lass. Also hints of naughtiness going on under the radar. So I'm like a dog with two cocks and grinning like shark.

The rest of us are made of sterner stuff, by the way, Simian's hammer!

Nar I know this is terribly sick humour, but I tell you honestly when he types I think of that Brevin mass murderer bloke. Sorry but I do genuinely. ..........and now for something completely different! I can't believe I'm going to say this but you somehow appeared in a dream I had, you phoned me up about a job and when you realised I was HMHM you started saying stuff like, 'half of them are mugs, know fuck all about the Toon' etc. I'm going to get some stick, now, like!

Anyone else think of AHA, the band with such hits as 'take on me' and 'the sun always shines on TV' whenever you read salty's posts?

You fought many Yanks Stateside, Deadas?

Meh, my bad, sick etc are fucking abominations especially when written by a Brit.