Howmanheyman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=938t45iqVok

My first ever game was Liverpool v Man Utd at Windsor Park for a friendly to celebrate 100 years or something of the Irish league or the Irish FA? My uncle and cousin were Liverpool fans so thats who I was encouraged to cheer for. Think it was about 1980. Used to have the odd Rangers/England/N Ireland or foreign top as a kid but never actually supported anyone other than NUFC. I went to Italy as a young'un and got myself a Juventus top and shorts which were virtually non existant in Newcastle at the time and felt the fucking bees knees playing in the Rec with them on.

I tell you what, give this Mackem credit, I'm fucking wounded by the 'Bigg Market phone box' dig.

A Mag at work told you I'm guessing?

Apparently this was the scene just after a tannoy announcer informed them that they were the first game on MOTD that night.

This reminds me of a lad who once worked at S&N. You had access to a PC on your break if you wanted to but the PC was in a rest room where all and sundry could come in for a cup of tea from a machine as everyone had fobs for it including management. So if you fancied an 'icer' straight from the filler you couldn't go on the internet as you'd be 'captured' with a bottle and could be sacked! Sooooo.......the lad brought in a black mug, (not Ballatelli) and hid a bottle in his work jacket and topped the Broon ale into his black mug. He then supped the fob (froth to non brewers) off the top and then he spilled a little bit of the brown ale on top of an empty coke can he'd brought in from home so it looked like it had just been opened and which he put next to his mug. Eveyone thought this lad loved his diet coke as he always had this empty can next to his cup as he surfed the net. Those were the days!

Got to go and sign on for the first and last time! Thanks for the finger crossing, lads, it obviously came up trumps!

"Worky ticket Dunne" strikes again! When do you start at the new place? Is it local? Fairly local, I'm not a worky ticket just a 'righter of wrongs'.

Tell you what, mate, I'm not letting on to my last place as I put an appeal in and threatened unfair dismissal on them and put them in a predicament. They know they've dropped a bollock, they also know I'm like a fucking dog with a bone. Think I'll keep this job offer to my self. I'm still going to have the fucker that cooked the books to make me redundant. I have it on very good authority he's sweating like a bastard on Fathers day!

Just had a call about the job I was in for......... I got it! Looks like I've been officially out of work for 2-3 weeks before getting a better job. Get the fuck in.

Liverpool are the luckiest football club on the planet. Always have been. Kenny Miller would have buried that chance on 87 mins against any cunt else. Milan, West Ham and yesterday........ unbelievable.

Leaves at beer o'clock. 2 litre bottle of coke with a rough 60/40 split with vodka pre-made at home. No one knows about it, it's just a bottle of pop.

Lets hope for a wonder goal from Ben Arfa or some magic rather than him giving the ball away at 2-1 up.

Wolves have only took 1,800 so I'm not sure how that works out. If true then maybe these 3 o'clock kick offs on a saturday might catch on?

You've got to take the job. Pointless both of you losing out. Just make sure Bob knows you haven't stood on his toes whilst he was in situ and you didn't try to undercut him.

I remember a Scouse kid joining our group on holiday years ago. I've never seen anyone get as drunk as quickly as this kid did whilst drinking with us, honestly, three pints and he was away.

Why do these stats never include games in the 2nd division. They've never beaten us in the top flight since 1959 at SJP. Does that mean I shouldn't have been bothered when Steve Bull ripped us apart in 1990?

Cheers for the well wishes, interview and test went ok, one manager interviewed me then another appraised my task I was giving, my answers and my explanations etc. Tell you what, next time I'll think twice before applying for the Walkergate Lollypop Man Post.

After two previous tests I now have an interview followed by another paper exercise/test for a job I've been after. Its a right fuck on but it's the only show in town atm. Fingers crossed from the nice people please, cloven hooves crossed from the rest.

'Straight from the shoulder'

Good at coming up from behind, great head and and a real handful, MF.

"I bought my Wife a lovely new chair.............I can't wait to plug it in" RIP you cracker

His name sounds a bit like the actress Rita Faltoyano, CT. That's all I can say about him, to be honest, mate!