Howmanheyman

Had a beige shirt once. Got it off a villa kid I knew.

Never had any kind of red top/jacket in my life. Not being uber Geordie or anything, just think it looks shit on a bloke, just one step up from pink. Don't know if it's just me?

I wouldn't mind but I sold an original on ebay before Christmas, was in very good condition as well. If you were a medium..........

Plus Apparently they've now got the rights from NUFC to make any shirt up to the adidas range which they're not going to bother with. Had a look today and the material is virtually the same as the original which the scoredraw ones in the club shop weren't. (If you owned an original, you'll know what I mean). ITK = Expect one with Greenalls on it in the future.

New 'old' BUKTA shirt from TOFFS.

RIP

Waddle as co-commentator. Mackem to his core.

Had a look on that pure football forum they've got in the week before the game, there was a 'Mag Myth' thread which was a superb read from everything from the usual 'Barcelona of the North' shite to us always thinking we've had huge crowds etc. So, a post that came to my mind was one of the daft fuckers putting "Ameobi always scores against us' as his favourite 'Mag Myth'. Anyway, in honour of the Mackem folk singer here's a derby fact or two for him to chew on. FACT: MON......Rhymes with none, which by a strange coincidence is the amount of Tyne & Wear derby victories that Steve Bruce and Martin O' Neill have to their name. FACT: 28.........The amount of years Sunderland failed to beat us on their own territory. FACT: 4.......years and counting till they can try to do it again. FACT: 12.......Years without a win at St. James' Park. FACT: Shola Ameobi..........In Nigerian, Shola's name literally means 'Mackem Slayer' or 'I laugh in the face of all who are afflicted with red & white disease and flick sand into all spotty boys faces who sit on a beach with a trampy tombola shirt on' (depending on the region of Nigeria you're in). FACT: Since 1920, SAFC have had nineteen seasons where they averaged under 20K. We've had four. FACT: Four.........the amount of games in European competition SAFC have had to NUFC's one hundred plus. FACT: The Mayor of Milan can indeed confirm that he's never seen a Mackem in his city.

Shit. What do you think of Shit? Sunderland! What do you think of the £35M and where has..............sorry wrong thread.

Shit. What do you think of Shit?

Them pics of Rice and the Sunderland crew, man!

Up at half five, tongue like Ghandi's flip flops and needed a piss............Then the match comes to a sleepy mind and bang! I'm wide awake. This is the bit I hate about derby days. For those lucky enough to be there, make it a fucking bearpit for the bastards, if you're usually a timid tim, make sure you're a snarling nasty pissed up cunt. Be me for ninety minutes. You'll feel liberated.

Ah, the land of the phone-in! Listened to talkshite in the car just now. Just heard a Liverpool fan moaning at Collymore and it struck me. Why does every Liverpool fan I've ever heard on a phone-in have a Southern accent? Why does anyone, first thing after a match, rush to phone someone like collymore/alan Green/robbie savage? Would they not rather have a pint and talk about the game with their mates instead? Do they have mates? Why did Collymore say that its not looking good if Kenny can't finish above Arsenal and Chelsea? Fuck me! They're seven points behind us if we win tomorrow! We've been closer to winning the PL then they have since they last got the title over twenty years ago! Mork calling Orson, come in Orson!!

people with pictures like this shouldn't comment "Rhys! What are you doing up there?" "I'm trying to wind up some Mag scum, Mam!" "Why aren't you having a wank like all the other desperate spotty boys your age, Rhys?"

Seriously, that sign would've been put up originally for inspiration to our players and a reminder to visiting players of where they were and what to expect. How the fuck is overwhelming it with Sports Direct logos going to help this?

Two out of the lowest three worst ever points total in a top flight campaign?

Well if its only a Carrollesq offer that will shift then I would be quite confident. Colo is 30 so doubt massive money would come in for him, was De Gea about £16m? Add another 10 to that for Krul Not Carroll like, but instead of losing him for a couple of million next year with one year left on his contract might he now accept £10M + for a 30 year old?

Newcastle United becoming part of Sports Direct. They're not a mere sponsor.* *Are they a sponsor at all?

Orson.

Andy Carroll signed a long contract as well! Good news though all the same, if even for the fact it makes it a bit more expensive and a little less likely to prise them away. Where Collicini is concerned I think they might have done this knowing Liverpool are interested and they have proven to pay over the odds if Kenny wants his man. Collicini is 30 and it isn't like our club to hand out four and five year contracts to a player that age. So still slightly wary that he wont remain at St. James' Park. Like I said, though, good news all the same.

Songbird bitter as fuck like every Mackem who's walked this earth.

"Ha'way the lads, Ha'way the lads, you gotta know your Sunlan facts. From nineteen hundred and ninety six, Right through to '82, You had one year over 20K, Is that not a shame to you? Ha'way the lads, Ha'way the lads, you gotta know your Sunlan facts. Here's a tale, here's a yarn, you'll wanna tell your precious MON, On halloweens day, twenty hundred and ten, We beat you five to won. Ha'way the lads, Ha'way the lads, you gotta know your Sunlan facts. Your Chairmen know you're fucking shit, Tom Cowie got you told, He wished your fans could be as good, As the Mags just up the road."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdWpj0JELjM&feature=related