Howmanheyman

I'll be having a good Easter Sunday when I finish graft at quarter to seven.

Oh dear.

if Chelsea fail to overtake us today can I please request a Gandolf inspired 'they will not pass' pic from the Master, @yourservice?

That's a home banker if ever there was one for Chelsea.

Would that be when 'proper' manager Souness was in charge?

I think they were generally saying we're a lucky side all the way through the season although a couple of them mentioned the fact we only had two shots at goal. They slaughtered Swansea for just passing the ball around and not getting at us.

Ask them how much the glory hunting Man Utd fans in their town bother them?

Had a quick look on RTG this morning. Todays gems in a 283 page thread of our game v Swansea; 1: NUFC, the luckiest team in the Premier league. 2: Alan Parry personally asks to commentate on NUFC games, so in love with NUFC is he. When Cisse scored his second he went on his arse and 'slid on the saliva of the commentators'. 3: We've stolen their song!!! (Something about a Cisse song?) Said with a straight face from a support that canibalised two iconic Geordie anthems, 'The Blaydon Races' and 'The Geordie Boot Boys'. 4: Other clubs go all out to beat SAFC but give NUFC some unwarranted respect probably due to us doing well in the nineties. 5: As above with the fans, Swansea made their ground intimidating against SAFC but were pussy cats v NUFC.

I agree with Ron Manager, here. We need no more injuries if we can help it and let the lads just keep plugging away in every game. You can lose or draw a game just as easy against a Bolton or Stoke as you can win one. Lets just back the players and see where we get. Win our games and Europe takes care of itself, and for once, the pressure might just get to other three London sides around us, certainly if we keep winning it will. As for worrying about points lost, nobody was worrying about nicking three points away at Wolves or winning tight games against Everton and the Mackems at the Stade de Shite. The players seem to be just getting on with it, there's nowhere near the tension we've had in the past when we've been chasing a title or Europe.

I can't stand the disproportionate media coverage Liverpool get combined with the the disproportionate amount of their ex-players in the media. I can't stand their glory hunting fans from Wales and the South but most actual scousers I've met have been canny enough lads, whether they be reds or blues. To be fair to PF, a lot of know nothing, small time wankers like Villa and our southern friends were forever calling Geordies deluded and assorted shit like that. It's definitely a southern superiority complex thing and I want fuck all to do with it.

I feel her pain. Only the other day I was getting off a plane from Milan and the air stewardess wrote her number on a £50 note and slipped it in my back pocket. It's the jealousy of other males thats hard to take.

I went to my first NUFC game in 1983 and I can honestly say I've no real memories of Swansea, good or bad. They just don't register on my radar at all. They're a Welsh version of Charlton to be honest. Didn't realise they had such a chip on their shoulder about 'fucking Newcastle'.

Is Alan Davies an actual comedian or is he just one of Stephen Fry's mates who Fry fancies?