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That'll be because it's amateur, quickly thought out and probably the first time people have recorded themselves on the internet. (Apart from Lake Bell's Tits, obviously). KSA was superb btw.

Genuinely doesn't play for the love of the game, If I was a 2nd division manager I wouldn't touch him with a bargepole.

Kick him in his weak ankle. He'll go down like a sack of shit.

Credit to the Master Brewer like, I'm having a laugh even if it's at my own expense!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Mru43KihOt Just for you, mate.

http://www.classicfo...e-shirt-m-1.htm Looks shiny to me, Craig. Not modern polyester but definitely not cotton either.

Looks about right to me, tbf. Obviously they've had to be a little bit creative with the umbro logo's running down the sleeves but aprt from that I think it looks the dogs bollocks. I'm going over to the Team Valley tomorrow with the missus but might pop in and see if I can get a look at it in person.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Jt1QlNXubr (As an aside, I don't, and have never done, condone any violent act towards our Constabulary which may or may not involve any fire arms.)

Take a bow you mine dodging nutter! I'll have a go on the laptop, was going to do wearside jack/CT but HF beat me to it! GGrrrrrrr.

I know! They must have photoshopped it on the wrong way.

http://www.toffs.com...96fullimage.jpgNew 'old' NUFC shirts from TOFFS. Got to say they've improved the NUFC range no end. If only I wasn't skint/tight at the minute.

26 years of record transfer signings in a vain attempt to win their (or was it the media's) Holy Grail whilst having some of the dirtiest hacking bastards around. Man U can fuck off with their elitist 'history' shit. They're not alone though, Chelsea fans having a pop at Arsenal for not winning a trophy in the last six years or so, honestly, you have got to be kidding or have a very short term memory. Chelsea were having a decent period in an otherwise patchy club history when Roman came in and funded their title bids, I seriously doubt those titles and near misses would have occurred without the coin as Ken Bates knew they were up shit creek minus the paddle. 13,000 v Sheff Utd in Sky's all new shiny Premier League after 30,000* had watched their home LC tie against 2nd Div NUFC anyone? *8,000 of that attendence were travelling Mags. To Arsenal fans turning their noses up at Chelsea and Man City in a holier than thou attitude and claiming some sort of historical high ground, do they remember pre-Wenger or even pre-Graham? They were an average side and an average club, maybe your average Gunner knows as much about Martin Hayes, Brian Talbot and Stewart Robson as I do about the back of the moon but Arsenal have not always been this giant of the league that some seem to believe. I've said this before but all clubs have had their dodgy spells in less glamorous times and had some apathetic support through the years and Arsenal are no exception, (Goddard getting the winner at Highbury in front of 19,000). As for their 'how well we've done in qualifying for the CL all these years patter', they have to be joking? Clubs like Man Utd, Arsenal, Liverpool and the European sides like Inter, Barcelona etc put pressure on UEFA to have this super duper competition which pays lots of money and attracts players and sponsorship money that non-CL clubs cannot therefore a way to break through this glass ceiling for other clubs is getting a rich man on board. Arsenal have had this advantage for about 15 years so spare me the hard luck stories. Liverpool have have done their level best to squander this CL advantage and are 100% living off their 70's and 80's exploits since Roman and Sheik Monsieur came along, £25M a year kit deal? Nice if you can get it. Liverpool's glorious history dove-tailed nicely with having a (then) rich family owning their club. Man Utd were adored and respected by a far less tribal nation after their tragedy and like it or not that helped cement their stature which has ended up like a runaway juggernaut through the lucrative CL period and the modern marketing world not to mention a slavish media re-inventing them as the only club to be called 'United'. They did spend 26 years trying to buy the title though lest they forget. Last time Sunderland had a good side they were known as the 'Bank of England' club. Money has always talked, so anyone getting all precious about new money has never looked at all histories of all clubs.

(Soz, no camera or microphone on my PC. I sound like Prince William if it helps).

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DGy3XuEQUh

Congratulations. Once you get through the lack of sleep you'll love having a Daddy's girl.

We need to win a cup. NUFC needs a day in the sun and as a fanbase fuck knows we've been waiting around long enough. The Brighton loss was the big blackspot in an otherwise very good season.

Does it matter if it's Spurs or Chelsea? It isn't us so I'm not that bothered, however, being out of the CL next year will hurt whichever one doesn't qualify so I think I'll plump for Bayern as I'd be very jealous to see a side we were competing against pre-Abramovich get the biggest prize in club football.

I have a horrible feeling that 3 points against man city would've been enough to get us CL football and I don't fancy us to win down at Goodison at all. Lets hope I'm wrong. I'm at work all day though and we normally do well when this happens. (Yes I'm clutching every straw I can possibly find.)

Apparently we're wearing our new burgandy away shirt at Goodison. We should always play in black & white unless we have to change imo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wf6OnFOFQ4A Great night out this was.

Fucking hell, can't believe you're all making jokes about this Sassoon.

<p>nufc.com talking about the time we sneaked into 2nd spot and pinched the CL spot from Liverpool and Arsenal whilst the Mackems and the Smogs both got relegated. We've a chance and with the pressure not really on us it could happen but we definitely have the hardest game between the the three clubs involved. Nothing to lose and everything to gain imho.

What a complete abortion of a thread. Have we the 7th largest fanbase in England? Of course we haven't, it's better than 7th and considerbloy higher than any club in the Midlands, loike.

Just heard the Police on the TV moaning about their lot and not being too happy with Home Secretary Theresa May. (Funny, her near namesake Teresa kept me smiling in the mid nineties). Think of any group of supporters, any, and I'm talking from the Eighties onwards for longer term Mags. Yes they'll be some you couldn't abide, but put it on a percentage rate, what was the percentage of canny lad to utter cunt ratio of fans from any given club? Work out your percentage. Now do the same to the Police you encountered throughout your years of following our club. I know and have met a few good lads in the Police but they unfortunately have been outnumbered by their more cretinous fellow 'boys in blue'. For them to complain about a Tory Minister takes the piss seeing as these fuckers were HRH Maggie's personal Secret Army and made (and still have a far better better financial/pension/sickness package) than most of us poor bastards in the real World. What about Maggie though? Well credit to her and her contemporaries, they never once hid their sheer naked capitalism and their 'fuck you Jack, we're alright' ethos so you couldn't accuse her and the likes of Tebbit of being liars but they were no friends of my homeland, TYNESIDE and many other Labour industrialised non-Tory voting areas. I won't cheer when she dies of course not, but she epitomised the 'I'm alright Jack' attitude that unfortunately large parts of this nation now has, ( including up here), and I can't stand her for it and hope it gets recognised in amongst her eulogies by the media.