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Hope you get yourself sorted soon enough, meenz. 🤞
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Also on the plus side, you might see less posts from me until I get my feet properly under the table there.
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I forgot to add, this can only help NUFC when I'm at work while we've got a game at the same time. Get your passports ready for Europe, lads.
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I've been offered a decent enough paid job at a good, growing company, still shifts but only 8's and maybe the odd half a shift on a Saturday morning every three weeks. It's been three months since I was made redundant and things were looking bleak job wise after I'd exhausted some good early leads because some of the few jobs available belonged in a Dicken's novel just going on the T&Cs. I honestly feel like crying with the relief of it. Easy to get to and no bad traffic time starts. Thank christ for that. Aaaaand breathe....
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I put it on for ten minutes as the second half kicked off, there were quite a few empty seats the whole time, must've been a long piss they were having?
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Laist we forget this classic.....
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Aye, but he can take it, I can leave it, you can't handle it.
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"Retro's where it's at, mate. Nee one gives a fuck about Matt Targett when they can get my WORLD exclusive from Kieron Dyer about THAT time he and Lee Bowyer came to blows against Villa and Steven Taylor was that shocked he clutched his chest, fell down saying, 'I think I'm about to have a cardiac arrest, lads!'
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Danny Murphy reckons he'll NEVER be world class. He said it on talksport apparently, @wykikitoon must be slipping missing it?
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"Looka here bonny lad, ah bumped into Steve Nickson at Newcastle airport, ah was going to Beni with the lads for a long weekend and he said him and his lass were doing the same thing but going to Milan. He reckons their lass got a good deal if they flew to Bergamo and got the train to Milan as it's near. He might be telling the truth, he might not, but in this game you've got to chuck the odd dart in the hope of a bullseye, so NUFC in for Ederson from Atalanta?...... .....Why not? Lol. Ryder and fucking out, wor kid!"
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Anthony Gordon Handsome Winger Man
Howmanheyman replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
But easier to believe that if he was going to score at least one goal then it would be against Everton. -
Anthony Gordon Handsome Winger Man
Howmanheyman replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
Also when we got no luck the doubts crept in, we didn't handle adversity well. Man U at home was a real blow but we had loads of games left and a lead, Blackburn away and Liverpool away, especially Blackburn when taking the lead with about ten or something minutes to go, to lose 2-1? -
Anthony Gordon Handsome Winger Man
Howmanheyman replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
Beardsley and Batty but your point stands. Slight formation change didn't help when asprilla came in and Neville fucking over Gillespie at OT and put him out till the run in didn't help either. -
Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Howmanheyman replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Phone call to mate done! Class to talk about a great win. #nufc #thumbup -
Eddie's, don't doubt the Dubs, NUFC v Wolverhampton Wanderers
Howmanheyman replied to sammynb's topic in Newcastle Forum
Willock = ridiculous cardio. ✅ Gemmill = ridiculous cardigan. ✅ -
'They'll get football done away with' when it's NUFC, highlight it to fuck, same with the Tindall shit, fucking omerta when it's the two NW red cunts.
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Neville doesn't seem to be arsed on time wasting when it's his lads doing it I've noticed.
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More jam than Hartley's.
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I wonder how long pep will persist with Doku as he's their 'weak' link whenever I've seen them? That little cunt foden buries that against us as well the little shit.
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Chelsea v Eddie's Prince of Players AG10 and his likely lads, NUFC
Howmanheyman replied to sammynb's topic in Newcastle Forum
I wonder how many dives sterling will attempt? I'll go with just the three. -
This is shewally a pisstake? (Just noticed the NUFC hashtag, still with these it's sometimes hard to differentiate between parody and real life).
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I hated the thorn birds when I was a kid and my mam had it on when my dad went to the club.
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Eddie's, don't doubt the Dubs, NUFC v Wolverhampton Wanderers
Howmanheyman replied to sammynb's topic in Newcastle Forum
Willock made a big difference yesterday and as mentioned on motd we were a little bit more savvy sitting back and not giving the opposition acres of space to run through. Get big Joe back and a striker and hopefully improve next year. -
Eddie's, don't doubt the Dubs, NUFC v Wolverhampton Wanderers
Howmanheyman replied to sammynb's topic in Newcastle Forum
You were either sitting in the West stand/Milburn, the East stand or had incredibly good luck with the weather when you went if this was the wettest you've been at a match since you were eleven. -
Richard Chamberlain.