Howmanheyman

I said Parthenon didn't I? (Rhetorical question, I wondered, went back a page, checked and altered). Mixing my Greek with Roman. For shame. 😔

I hope real news journalists watch these and are embarrassed.

"Mossad set those dates."

"Tread very carefully with the answer to this, mind. Very fucking carefully Indeed."

"Weeeell sometimes you do, but only a few of them and usually people who have unbelievably shit crack and anecdotes and who think they're terribly clever whilst working on talksport. Shall I mention that time I sent dickpics to females when under the influence? No, that'll not be grand."

I hope we've got a very good sell on clause which we should have if we're in a better position to bargain than Everton.

Don't worry, there'll be a robot version soon so you can dispense with the human wife.

Happy anniversary and hope things can settle down, I'm also worrying about parents etc and it's a shit part of getting to our age. No it's literally ten minutes walk from my door if I take a shortcut, it's in Walkergate.

Btw, 21st century tunes you like to hear, I'll say Moloko and 'sing it back'. Catchy as fuck and still sounds current.

What a lush few days, sitting in the garden enjoying the week off before I start (another) new job*. Could've started today but it's our anniversary today and meant to be nice all week so I negotiated a start next Monday instead. Had a look around the place and hard to judge what it'll be like but I couldn't have asked for a better location or work hours, the holidays are 'normal' (for me) and not the shit UK statutory allocation however for the first year I'm on minimum wage (it won't rise too much after that) and the wife is applying for universal credit to top us up, (she could've been claiming this for about twelve years, it wouldn't have gave us much extra at my old place but it would've paid her national insurance contributions which is why we looked into it and found out about it). I never see the rags/govt going on about benefits not claimed but she also saved the government thousands by not claiming DLA years after she could've as well. Anyway, I've made sweets to make people fat, made beer to make people drunk and fat so will be now making implements and aids to help people walk or save them from discomfort so I'm making amends for my previous wicked occupations. (If anyone has any halo's lying around, prepare to crown me now). * If anyone fancies a flutter, see Rishi's Conservative Bets LTD for the best odds of how long I'll stay? (But remember folks, please gamble responsibly).

WykikiYP

I wish I was present when A.Tory-Cunt MP comes out with the usual 'hardworking tax payer' spiel. I'd ask them what they're going to do for the 'moderately working tax payer' as well?

Honourable 21st century, (just) mention to Kylie in 'Spinning around'. Maybe not the catchiest of the 21st century but still decent and of course her fabulous arse in the video.....

Dee lite was about 1990 wasn't it? (great tune though).

I hope he has the same attitude about Man United knowing their 'role' if we overtake them on a regular basis.

Help m'boab! Poor cunts. You just knew it.

That video gave me a laugh and it's clever how they do it but I think I really do need to re-evaluate my life watching all sorts of shite like that even if it's only the odd, bored half an hour.

I was at one of his and arsenal's old Tyneside haunts last night at the hotel du vin. Apparently Arsene had evening strolls and was very friendly and jovial with the local population but that was him walking along to the quayside. I'd have loved him to have walked up byker bank and ended up at the butcher's arms or something.

We stayed at the Kolbe hotel, was a decent deal at the time and a good hotel, pretty handy if you want to be in the historic area.

There now follows a political party broadcast by Ray Winstone to the Conservative party....

Ah well. All good things come to an end, the laughing stops now that the rise of the new invincibles is about to occur and right on our doorstep as well. There'll be a new six-in-a-row soon enough when the new bloke gets his feet under the table. It was good while it lasted. [Sad face emoji here]