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Just out of interest, what National anthem would Ant/Ewerk suggest gets played at Windsor Park for NI games? If a an Ulster Catholic feels like playing for NI then that would be good but how many would just rather play for the country they feel more part of and which might be welcomed more by their families and friends as much as perceived prejudice by a section of NI's support?

Not sure about Joan Collins, like Stevie.

Don't know about Dempsey but I'd definitely have a go at Makepeace.

Top, top effort there by KSA. Everytime I read one of Fishies posts from now on I'll be reading it in the style of KSA's Michael Winner/Fish version. :lol:

Beyond a joke, 'There will be no Cardiff without this investment' some may say. There's no Cardiff with them either as this isn't Cardiff City. When football turned a blind eye to the MK Dons fiasco then nothing is sacred. I'd call it a day if I was a Bluebird as the last resort, Asian fans might not be too bothered 'supporting' a club with an empty stadium.

Just over half of those involved in the D Day landings were not in fact American, and whilst the soldiers of the USA should be remembered and have their memories listened to, perhaps more of the British and Canadian soldiers should be heard as well, (especially in US films and documentaries).

I think the answer is putting servile toadies like our new friend, Mr Stone, up against the wall with the firing squad looking on waiting for their cue come la revolution. Most are actually are pleased when someone they know does well for themselves however Balarney come across as a holier than thou arsehole with not a trace of empathy about him to his fellow working class man who he feels comfortable with in the clurb. Do they feel the same about you with those type of views? As for the actual rich, I'm sure they could manage to live a very comfortable life even if they didn't avoid, (legally or not), their taxes.

Some fucking disrespectful bastards on here mind, Whilst I as a frustrated teenage lad could only manage a PATHETIC twenty minutes on the netty with my News of the World admiring Maria Whittaker (look her up young'uns), Her Royal Majesty has managed SIXTY years on the Royal Throne, for Christs sake!! Her poor arse must be like a sea of grapes!!! God bless you, Ma'am!!

Had a bit of a heart to heart with my new Thai Girlfriend, basically she said that a small cock shouldn't really have too much effect on a stable and loving relationship. I still wish she didn't have one though.

Is that allowed down your way? Your wife being your sister? (The dress sense is fucking appalling I agree as is shouting at lasses clearly in company.)

What's your views on the black dude from Black eyed peas if you don't mind me asking?

He reminds me a bit of someone with a penchant for weather updates don't you think? ;-)

Pawn Stars. :-D

I preferred toughguy mick, the scouse hardman/comedy writer.

There's one or two I believe.

No need for that, MF, just cos the lad had legs like a pipecleaner with a knot in the middle doesn't mean you have to give him that kinda stick!

He's appearing on an ITV special one off show, 'Whatever happened to the Milky Bar Kid?', screening sometime in the Autumn schedule. You heard it here first, folks.

Excuse me, El Cunto Chops, I completely resemble that remark!

I'm pleased there's plenty of seating, I used to sometimes take them to Adventurelands near Cochrane Park and always struggled for a seat. Remember seeing her from Eastenders and Corrie, (Jill Halfpenny?) in there and had a brief chat with our Ex-Peruvian trumpet player in there as well. (I told him his goal against Munich was class or words to that effect).

Batman? Sorry like but if it aint Adam West then they can just fuck right off. "Groovey Make-up girl at 12 O'clock"

That's fairly local to me and my girls are itching to go but I drove past it the other week on the way to ASDA and the queues were snaking around the building! Is it chocka in there, mate?

Every Manufacturing company around is obsessed with lean Manufacturing and it's natural to want to cut unnecessary costs but I sometimes wonder if it's just an excuse to clear the decks of the workforce, (in my experience, shifts can change, shifts can get downsized, Workers paid off but the Management/Clerical side never get touched), if they cut the workforce, work them harder then I suspect it's a bigger profit for a companies shareholders/Owner and a pat on the back/nice little bonus for the Hatchetman/'Troubleshooter' involved. I strongly suspect a large percentage of these type of redundancies are a way of maximising profits and are not always necessary and also when work picks up after a few months it's a piece of piss to casualise the workforce with Agency/temporary workers who can be called on as and when. I never trust any of these statements and take them with a huge pinch dose of salt. Also companies know a statement like this will never be tested and put under scrutiny by a lazy media and public who are brainwashed into thinking any disgruntled Ex-employee/Union Spokesman are just moaning and usually believe the Company Spokesman's statement 100%. Does our Government wonder what's going to happen with the surplus workers in all these situations?

If they're even luckier Will-I-am, Drogba or one of the Minor Royals might walk/ride past on a horse* (delete as appropriate) as they watch on in awe. God bless Lord Coe, the Tory Working Class hero.

I'm struggling to think of any Superhero film I've actually enjoyed although Superman was ok when I was a young'un. Wouldn't watch it now, like.