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A Von Kraut-kunt

Pleased Shola's half German, half Ashington cousin got a run out as well, like.

Keeper wants shot wi' shite for that 3rd, mind. And another volley for ze Fatherland. 4-1.

I wasn't that arsed on My Shanghai, LM. Don't get me wrong, not terrible or owt, just not as good as that one in the Metrocentre which is good or the odd one in Stowell street.

I've seen a few NUFC/Geordie bars on my hols, seen a few OF bars, seen a few Liverpool ones and one Man U but after that I'm struggling to think of any others apart from generic Irish/Scots/Welsh bars. It's strange when you think about it, surely there has to be other clubs having significant club stuff in their bars? P.S. Our 'local' when we've been to Cyprus had a bit of Spurs stuff in but it wasn't much and it's name had nothing to do with Tottenham, just the owner supported them, sound bloke actually.

Will they chuck the beans in for free?

Well that's me off to asda asap.

Went to a 'Shearer's Bar' in Las Americas in 1997 which had a little bit of NUFC stuff about, it was tiny and it was owned/ran by a Spaniard and was empty.

Still, mustn't grumble, JawD. :lol: Unlucky, mate. It's murder when your young'uns do something like this, how can you stay mad at them?

He's a good player, unplayable on his day but over rated by a desperate media. And he's a total cock who gets away with murder by starstruck referees, I'd love it if a Ref had the balls to say something like, 'Listen you fat glakey looking pudding, try to tell me what to do again and you're off.' the first time he tried to referee a match himself.

There you go, mate. Please, no need for thanks.

Away tales mixed in with a 'shit yourself' story. Love it. :lol:

I heard a tale from round wor way a few years ago, it goes a something like this; The Toon had drawn Blackpool in the Littlewoods Cup over two legs, the return leg we won 4-1 with Mirandinha and Gazza amongst the scorers, think Tinnion scored as well? Anyway, 1st leg was midweek at Bloomfield Road (3rd div Blackpool beat us 2-1, TC getting our goal IIRC?) and a transit van from the East end made it's way down to the game, obviously a lot of drink was consumed and as it was Blackpool they stayed in a clurb after the game topping up the alcohol levels. Anyway, about five minutes after setting off they spot someone they know from Walker sprawled over a kerb absolutely comatose. They stop the van, get out and ask him how he got down? Getting no sense out of him they decide he must have got down early for the game and got off his face and missed the bus/van home so they help him in their van and decide to drop him off as they didn't like to leave the kid by himself in Blackpool. Anyway, a few hours later they pull up at his street and after a bit of sleep he's had they manage to wake him up. The kid sees one look at his house and says, "Ahh fucking hell, man!!! Wor lass is ganna fucking gan beserk!!" He'd went down to Blackpool with the Missus and his bairns that week.

Are these pics meant to put us off? Nowt wrong with her, I would 100% and if she wanted to finish me off a bit quicker she could start talking in her French accent. Must be some right Adonis like males on here with a retinue of Playboy Bunnies playing sex games with them every night. Or not.

Beep beep beep beep!!

Fill your boots.

Is Lineker on the Spurs hiring Committee? First Pardew now Moyes getting the interview grilling.

"WELCOME TO HELLAS"

Anyone seen Zanzibar's shirt? Think that would compliment Fish to be fair, well it would match his leopard skin hondacrackas at least when he's in 'Bravado' mode.

He was on Question Time last night. It was in Stockton on Tees and half the audience looked like this;

Anyone who hasn't paid £5 to have someone put a tattoo on your arm in someones kitchen in a house in Walker is frankly a puff, especially if the tattoo in question is a skull with a snake curling around the skull with a sword going through said skull. So they reckon, like.

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