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KSA made him sound like Michael Winner. That's how he sounds like to me from now on. "Calm down dear, let Bravado make it better."

Fill yer boots!

Never heard anyone over there say 'yon' but I've heard 'och away' as in 'you're joking' or 'never in the world' or 'yer man' many, many times. Maybe more from the older generation, most of the older relatives I had have now passed on and they always spoke like that.

Of course they would want to sift out timewasters and bullshitters but asking them to buy a box for five years? Lets assume a potential buyer is not from Byker or West Denton, also assume they know as much about the likes of Kenny Wharton, Stan Seymour etc as I do about Mandarin dialect and phrases. Why would they want a box for five years if a deal fell through for whatever reason? It's overkill and offputting as well as insulting to a genuine potential buyer. Also, imagine if a Barry Moat type COULD afford 5 years of executive boxes but COULD NOT afford to buy or run our club? I'd say the former would be more affordable, like.

If only all Business deals could be like this. Buyer: "Hi, I'm interested in buying your furniture Business and would maybe like to start negotiations with you about a price?" Seller: "Sure, but can you buy a settee from my shop for the next 5 years so I know you're not taking the piss? Cheers." "You cannot be serious!"

Yes. Mustaffa Shi-ite

The Strawberry Pub Burger Mob (Boldon Division) The Trent House Posse Durham Mags Teetotal Bender Squad Londonderry Teenage Mags Dirtbag Asssociation That's off the top of my head, I'm sure they're more out there?

'Stewed Bugs and onion' was my Mothers response.

I rang babestation the other night: a woman answers and says "hi sexy what can I do for you?" I said "fucking hide, my wifes coming and I've lost the remote!"

As for CT, I also say 'oh my goshk', but only when I'm doing a Popeye impression for my kids.

There's an old saying round here, 'red sky at night, shepherd's house on fire.' As for 'gets on me tits', that's very common, don't know why Brock thinks its unusual.

Any chance of some cheap/free flights? If you can swing 4 freebie flight I'll buy you a couple of pints and show you round the bars of the famous Shields Road area. I Cannot say fairer than that.

Thanks to '50 Shades of Grey', my wife's Kindle now smells like 50 tins of tuna.

Four 12.5 hour shifts coming up starting tomorrow at half six in the morning through to tuesday at seven in the night. Zippity-fucking-doo-dah!

Cracking ale that, CT. Definitely one to just have on a night where you're in the house and not set on drinking much.

I had this bought for me and you can see half of KK's sig on the front. However......£2.50 in 1984? The greedy fucker! (I was paying £3 to get in the Gallowgate a few years after this!!)

If tennis players were footballers they'd play for Arsenal. Self centred whinging twats completely up their own arses.

No Facebook, no twitter, no problem. Just need to get off toontastic and I'm sorted.

It's shite. Their new home one is the best they've had for years though.

Happy birthday Annie! Happy birthday Fishy.

Happy 5th July!

I think what grates is the American news stuff getting a disproportionate amount of coverage over here. Plus a little bit of perspective of global history and the part played by other countries in that history. That and the fucking basin brow haircuts they give their spoiled brats, obviously.

I'm with you and Captain Kirk on this one, I'd have shagged the hairs on a barbers shop floor whether the delectable lady quivering like a dying toad, was English, Thai, black or from the inner crust of Saturn. Anne Widdecomme would be a step too far though.

Well good for you. I'll be honest with you, 16 years of mainly twelve hour shifts, night and day have taken it's toll and I'd love to do something different. If you like what you do it really must be half the battle.

They're larger than life most Yanks I've met, some canny people to be honest, but the lack of respect they showed to some Mexicans got my back up at the time. (I was on holiday). Plus they would talk to anybody so friendly are they, but when they sussed out you weren't American about half backed off as they were out their comfort zone. In my opinion of course. One bloke proudly told me he Irish then half an hour later asked me to draw a rough map of where Ireland was.