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We'd never give them any key player, we'd sell them our club Granny if the price was right though. Alan Kennedy, Terry Mac, Peter Beardsley, Jose Enrique and Andy Carroll. All good NUFC players who went to Liverpool. It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if Liverpool wanted one of our key players, from their point of view they'd see Carroll as a good makeweight to any deal. If the price is right we'd sell. I hope there's no talks going on between the clubs to be honest.

If Liverpool and us are in talks, and it's just hearsay let's no forget, I'd be amazed if they wouldn't be after one of our players.

Rodgers saw his Swansea side have all the possession down there but saw real classy finishing by Cisse to beat them. Rodgers didn't buy Carroll and may not want him. If LFC have got big pockets it wouldn't surprise me them going for Cisse and possibly Ba as well with them hoping to use Carroll as a sweetener/face saver to a deal. Pure speculation if there is indeed talks.

If your info is correct and LFC and NUFC are in talks I wouldn't be 100% confident we'd come out of a deal with no player/s going to Anfield as part of it, unfortunately I don't think it would be Nile Ranger, either.

I'm happy to report that tradition was still alive and kicking up to late seventies and through the eighties, Noalie.

A word of advice if you do get a shirt from TOFFS. Don't know if this a recent thing but they seem to be classing their shirts the wrong size. I went and tried a couple of 'medium' shirts at their shop/factory in the Team Valley a few weeks ago and they were too big. A quick look on the sizes information of their website gives the game away. Their version of medium is a 42" chest size where to me a medium is 40" tops. Their 40" chest size is described as small. Maybe it's to do with their US market where their medium equals our large? Anyway, I've ordered a 'small' one of these beauties and I got a 20% discount. It's even got the diamond piping going down the sleeves and pisses all over the club shop/score draw effort. As for our new shirt, don't think it's too bad at all but of course it's ruined by the ridiculous huge patch of white on the back.

Better pose than the Spurs one.

To be fair to Leazes he hasn't posted in here since yesterday dinner time until ten minutes ago.

[media=]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbEZHyS95FQ&feature=fvwrel[/media] Shola the Gladiator.

Maybe the Scottish clubs could put their own proposal to the SFA/SFL tending mass resignation from that body if their majority vote is over-ruled with a threat to form their own league?

"Furthermore, Moyles is to radio what Chiles is to.......Am I going too fast?" Meanwhile at Guardian HQ...... "Yeah, Mike, can you go a bit slower, cheers."

I know his brother and seen his debut as a sub where half the travelling support didn't know who he was. Jim Smith gave him his first game. (Arsenal away, day of the Hillsborough disaster). I think he went to Peterborough after us.

Is that right, Fistie old chap? What's that song go like, again? 'Papa was a Rolling Stone'

There really needs to be some Radio Death Squads who go around with high velocity machine guns assassinating every fucking 'posse' of grinning, inane, shit patter breakfast DJ's who think they're on a radio version of 'friends'. When I'm about to do a 12 hour shift it's just what I want to listen to. Awful, just putrid radio. 'Gary and Lisa' fuck right off, Simon Bates you colossal blob of grey boring matter, Tony 'fucking needs a good howking' Horne and his arse licking toadies, may your balls fester and your arses seize up and may I never have to listen to your shit on the way to work ever again. Breakfast radio, man. It stinks. Who the fuck is their target audience? What kind of chinless gimp actually laps that shit up? Unreal, man.

I remember Budgie being interviewed by Tyne Tees after his debut in a 4-0 win over Reading, (when Brock would've been a horny thought in his Daddies mind), and saying 'If they can't get motivated playing in front of them, (our supporters), then they need their arses punched'.'

Ex-Tyne Tees Weather girl Wincey Willis was in Newcastle Crown Court accused of shoplifting a few months ago after store detectives caught her leaving her local ASDA in Longbenton with a pair of unpaid sunglasses and tampons. Her defending Solicitor claimed his client was expecting 'sunny periods'.

Well my lot were city folk but like I said, maybe an older generation thing.

Well that's a new word! Spill the beans, then.

KSA made him sound like Michael Winner. That's how he sounds like to me from now on. "Calm down dear, let Bravado make it better."

Fill yer boots!

Never heard anyone over there say 'yon' but I've heard 'och away' as in 'you're joking' or 'never in the world' or 'yer man' many, many times. Maybe more from the older generation, most of the older relatives I had have now passed on and they always spoke like that.

Of course they would want to sift out timewasters and bullshitters but asking them to buy a box for five years? Lets assume a potential buyer is not from Byker or West Denton, also assume they know as much about the likes of Kenny Wharton, Stan Seymour etc as I do about Mandarin dialect and phrases. Why would they want a box for five years if a deal fell through for whatever reason? It's overkill and offputting as well as insulting to a genuine potential buyer. Also, imagine if a Barry Moat type COULD afford 5 years of executive boxes but COULD NOT afford to buy or run our club? I'd say the former would be more affordable, like.

If only all Business deals could be like this. Buyer: "Hi, I'm interested in buying your furniture Business and would maybe like to start negotiations with you about a price?" Seller: "Sure, but can you buy a settee from my shop for the next 5 years so I know you're not taking the piss? Cheers." "You cannot be serious!"

Yes. Mustaffa Shi-ite