Howmanheyman

I blame you @Christmas Tree for this Mumsnet stuff, btw. @Gemmillwill posting photos of what pinny he wore to make it next. It's a dark road ahead.....

I used to drink in a clurb in Walker, long shut, that had about three blokes who looked just like him that would get in. If they weren't handing out the domino cards they were handing out the roast tatties and sausages on a Sunday afternoon. They'd have a wife and kids but you never saw them or their families anywhere outside of the club, walking around the area/shops etc. Ever.

I've listened to work related health and safety videos that had me more enthused than listening to Michael 'tremendous by the way' Owen.

Set up another meeting, look Parrishs dead in the eye and say, 'Although I admired your art deco department store on Shields Road, the Harrods of the East End in the days of my youth, I have to tell you ......"

I think palace are one of those clubs who don't like us tbh. I mean at the top, not just the gimps trying too hard in a part of one of their stands wearing black as though they think they're at an IRA funeral.

I'm not watching it. I take it it's MUTV and Neville's on? Same shit, different season.

Has someone on there, one of the saner ones, not initiated an intervention for this daft cunt, yet?

"What's up guys? Wewlcome to my channewl and my EXCLUSIVE news that The Cwonicle thwu Lee Wyder are weporting that a fourth bid has went in for Guehi! I'm cuwwently sitting in a twain as I wecord this, click on the link below for my deep dive weview of vis LNER twain and five burning questions about how you should act on a twain without pawental assistance."

EXCLUSIVE!!! UNITED REPORTED TO BE MAKING 4TH (FOURTH) BID FOR DEFENDER. Newcastle United are reported to be making another bid for Palace Centre half, Marc Guehi according to Sky Sports News. Yours, Lee 'Knight' Ryder. (There's always someone further down the transfer reporting chain. Always).

SSN is almost designed as if they're talking to the brain-dead. *Mind, she's absolutely stunning I've got to say, I almost** overlooked the generic, shit, SSN patter. **Almost.

The absolute comedy gold the MLFs churn out on a regular basis yet it's been a while since I've seen a post by @Howay with plenty of s scattered around. Hope he's/you're alright, mate?

This media stuff seems to be very much coming from Palace's end or the player's agent. Doesn't mean we're not after him but they couldn't hold their water by the looks of it?

Not my twitter summary tbh, CB9 follows too many duck eggs.

Flicking his hair. He's definitely flirting with you CT, you dirty man!

".....and so this was the grueling life and work conditions folk had to live with, it was a frankly demoralising existence, if people were lucky enough to escape it they absolutely did. Most people however weren't so fortunate to escape that life." Beamish Guide: "Sorry, when did you say this happened?" Player: "Last season. There's people I know can't mention the 'N' word after the cup fiasco." Beamish guide: "N? Newcas....." Player: "I SAID DON'T MENTION IT!"

You probably started it ya filthy animal!

I thought this was interesting..... Where were you? Where were you? Where were you in 1377? Where were you in 1377?

I'll be keeping well clear of you, then!

I just look at people as if they're Wassy and I've just found him sitting in my seat at SJP. Works for me.

Astronaut 1: "Fucks sake! I can't believe that now we're going to be here till February!" Astronaut 2 the Geordie: "Ah well, just think of the blob, man." [Rubs fingers and thumb together in the internationally accepted sign of coming into money]

I read very little of what McNulty says for a reason.

Speaking of Caulkin......

Also with this post, is this mackem suggesting the rest of the country can't see whatever the fuck is boiling their piss about the advert? "You wouldn't be advocating that the rest of the country 'just divven undastand wa' now would you, marra? Where have I heard that one before?"