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Ghostly RTG: SEYNT PEYTER. Mag. Seymed a deycent seynt and was fairly welcoming at the geytes but as I was walking in ah saw a mag in front of me wearing a scum top on. Ah had my lads top on only because I was on the long trip up to heaven and wanted to bey comfortable unlike the mag who was just wanting attention by wearing his. An Arsenal fan behind me never said anything but ah knew ey was thinking the same. Saynt Peyter, despite beying honoured by having the metro stayashun near the SoL named after him, was obviously a mag as ey let the gravy stained mag into the exclewsive paradise Tropicana club, (drinks were free) but when ah got to the front he gave me directions to the toilet. 'ah dinna neyd the bog, marra' ah sez to 'im but he said, 'No my childlike mortal, you are to spend one hundred years cleaning it and learning how to use it properly before you can pass into Club tropicana.' ah was going to knock the cheykey cunt into next week but thought he's a man of God so the cunt will probably never realise how lucky he was. It was bad enough on earth but Mag-eaven is even worse! FTM.

The above isn't made up by myself but from his blog as well. First seize, (and kit out), Bilbao, then take the Germans in a Netflix pincer movement. (You'll notice he claims the Germans loved their series and also liked the Wrexham show but of course they're only interested in the actors who bought the Welsh club and not the history of Wrexham, which by inference means they're fascinated by Sunderland's history instead). If his mother's still alive it really would be quicker and easier to ask her for a comforting cuddle to alleviate the SAFC pain then to get fans of other clubs to metaphorically hug the Mag hurt away.

He'd never say it and might not want the job yet but deep down you'd imagine Howe thinking how he'd go about managing and coaching those England players.

Just loving life on the Boris campaign trail.

And the local post office customers all got up and applauded.

You hear about people sometimes saying why doesn't Southgate get the respect Venables and Robson gets? Well time and nostalgia plays a part but also stuff like this tournament, like getting one of the easiest run ins to a WC semi final you're likely to get, taking the lead and then snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, getting a home tournament final at home, taking the lead and doing the same, not having bravery when bravery is required, showing some balls and dropping certain players even if they're sacrosanct or play for certain untouchable clubs. Would you rather be slated for sticking to the same routine and regretting it later on or being the one who introduced the next best things? We had already qualified before KO but had looked very stale and pedestrian so it was almost a no brainer to change it significantly but he is who he is and that's unlikely to change. Honestly never rated the bloke as a manager and there's NEVER been a time I'd have wanted the bloke anywhere near NUFC. I'm sure he's a lovely person etc but he's just got too negative a mindset to win tournaments. (And as I've said loads of times, I'm not even a big England fan if I'm one at all?)

Fickle, fickle England fans singing 'god save the king' as though the queen never existed?

He'd also be moaning about the noise the Wykiki's made the night before from their shagging.

These are a decent passing team, only half the population of Scotland as well?

"Matterface and Dixon are a Mossad punishment team for allowing the odd Palestinian march in London"

The best apple geniuses are the ones who don't bother buying apple phones.

Geoff Hurst going over and above for his daily bread. Employee of the month for you, sir! 🥇

Similar vibes to the RTG lads 'reminiscing' about the mag hidings they gave/give out to Walter Softy mags.

He only had to say two words but it was the timing of them and the context as his mate, Han Solo was about to get carbonated. 'oh no'

Not new but just a reminder of Laura's 'every little helps' journalism.

Bernard Breslaw as Chewbacca tipped me over the edge,

I was giggling just at the music then the voices started.

Think of the slow, dreary drone of the NW coronation street dirge, then match it up the dreary, commentary from NW natives, Michael Owen..... Danny Murphy...... Lee Dixon and of course, the exciting Mark Lawrenson. It all makes sense now.

Yesterday we're apparently in for DCL and selling Minteh to them. Today.... It's so transparent. Didn't see much about hotel sales?

Awww, it's quite cute how much they're smiling at Nigel. I say cute, I mean pathetic and a bit depressing.