Howmanheyman

I had to check this wasn't a parody account.

I see sky are back to putting the top 6 league placings again.

You should call your new bairn 'Elementary'. You know it makes sense.

"You're taking this very personal. Tom, this is business and this man is taking it very, very personal."

Portsmouth fans can't stand them either so I feel sorry for any Bournemouth fans they bump into on holiday.

Liquid football. (The liquid being paraffin).

3-2.

It was a good goal TBF, Southampton only got themselves to blame they should've been out of sight.

Lucky deflection, 2-1

Sunderland hit the post from nowhere but Southampton should be about four or five up.

Pelenty, 2-0 Southampton, ex-Mag Armstrong on target. Commentators moaning about him celebrating in front of the Sunderland fans saying he only started one game for Newcastle, the bitter bastards.

I'm starting to think maybe the MLFs are overinflating the value of their players somewhat?

Adam Armstrong just missed a sitter after a horrendous error by the keeper. They're proper cacka.

The Saturday three o'clocks aren't exactly sit up and take notice are they? Merson and co must be earning their corn today pretending to get excited about missed chances and goals.

It wasn't a lad's holiday, it was the Isle of Guernsey 1976 Gurning tournament, everyone was there. TP came third.....

1-0 Southampton, shit goal, gutted commentators.

A few empty seats in the away end. Must be a blob shift on in Nissan, time and half, marra.

Keith and his young'un having a pint and a dance.

This 'local' telling you zeppelin was playing at the local clerb wasn't an ex-pat MLF by by any chance? 🎵 I'm a storyteller, And my stories must be told In '76 Zeppelin played in my local clerb It was a sight to behold I was there watching it With a growing sense of glee It was a specially invited audience Of the cup winning side of '73. 🎶

I'd completely forgotten about it until the Hexham avenue flats posts.

I hope you're overanalysing it, strawb.

GOAT btw in case anyone is watching.

I wonder what Beardsley's scan would've been? That lad didn't even appear to look around, he could just ping it wherever well in advance.