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Meanwhile.... The catholic church has announced that condoms may now be used in certain exceptional circumstances......... for example if an altar boy has diarrhoea.

It's an excerpt from my debut erotic novel, 'Fifty shades of Broon'. I haven't finished it yet and would like a fair and balanced review from you lads if that's ok? Geordie is a successful businessman and gets interviewed by a lass from the Chronicle. Things get steamy as the intrigued reporter falls for Geordie's patter and good looks. ' I gently ran my hand down her jeans till my fingertips delved into her knickers. Her fanny was wetter than a spakkas chin and needless to say, I was like a babies arm holding an apple......' What do you's think so far?

Christ! Off the top of my head; Portsmouth and David Kelly scoring a goal met with ecstatic scenes mixed with sheer relief as we just didn't look like getting the goal we needed and it was out the blue, hit sweet as a nut. The Mackems getting well and truly fucking ANNIHILATED 5-1 and having the pleasure of being in visual distance of them. Arsenal 4-4. Getting twatted 4-0 then getting a couple of 'pride' goals back to some typically stoic 'well we're fucked, might as well show these cunts how to support a team' backing from the stands, when the third went in I just knew they'd buckle and the equaliser was a belter from Tiote. Even better than the 5-4 Leicester for me.

How'd you know about that!!?? Funny you should mention Stevie as I wondered whether he mixed business with his twitter pleasure?

Just had a look on jobserve and this is the message my jobsearch got; 'No matching jobs found' (I'm not looking by the way as although I'd love to do something different I feel I'm stuck in the type of job I'm in unless I fancy a pay cut. Just found the story interesting).

Those two links I posted suggested that any CV you send in to a recruiter will have a fair percentage of them checking you out on twitter/FB/Linkedin and that it mightn't help your cause if you haven't got any accounts there, mate.

Never even heard of Linkedin till I read this to be honest.

Read something about Recruiters being put off hiring someone if they aren't on Facebook here, http://stage.money.a...rm-your-career/ then read about how Recruiters check other social network sites when looking to hire someone here, http://www.mediabist...ruitment_b18594 . Does anyone on here have experience of this either by being hired by this method or hired others themselves through looking at Facebook etc? Should I just join facebook and paste my CV on it or is this just an exaggerated story? The first site/story implies that Recruiters think people who aren't on these social networks have something to hide and then happen to mention that the nutter who shot the people at the pictures wasn't on fb. (Now we know why he did it!) Anyway, just interested what the score is and also wondering if anyone else isn't on fb/twitter?

You're fucking dead when my 10 year old birthday girl hears you slag 'call me maybe' off.

To go with his now stained Hondacrackas after his near miss.

I think Paddocklad was banned from there for something extremely trivial. Beats me why Leazes got worked up about that place?

Cracking vid, mate. It was hard watching him score those goals for Liverpool at the time as he should've been ours but his talent deserved better than anything we and especially our board could offer him. Sad but true.

I do as well as it happens, then again, I've no idea what Mods had to do/put with but as a poster on TT he just didn't bother me at all whether I agreed with him or not. Deleting peoples conversations on the matter even 'in passing chats' is a bit strange as well. He's banned, I can't change it so what are people worried about? I never voted him off nor did Stevie/anyone else not an admin. Can we not even mention it in passing? It isn't the be all and end all if this post gets deleted but it would leave a bad taste in the mouth which is ironically something Leazes never managed to do with any of his posts even his more mental ones. That would be me completely fucked then.

53 Medals as we stand for China and all won by the same gadgie by the looks of it. Amazing feat!

What's the difference between a woman's nipple and a man's cock! Elton John's baby doesn't know either. (with many thanks to LTB for his 7" inspiration.)

Do as I say not as I do. Come back Leazes, all is forgiven! And I've been saying this for literally years, err, I mean seconds.

I see the words 'admit' and 'wrong'. Fishy, man! Had you added 'self appointed' and 'policeman' you'd have had a full house!

Never really liked Elton John but as I've got a bit older and chilled out bit I've come to realise he's even shitter than I originally thought.

Might get one and put 'insert stripes' where the name is and put 'here' where the number is.

I know. Poetic licence. ;-)

I'll be in Mexico for our first two games. I'm hoping there's somewhere that has it on like the bar Brian Johnson watched Santiago Nunez get the lads in the CL back in 'Goal'.

Cannot drink cold tea and getting his excuses in early ffs. (enjoy your day!)

I'm not sure I could name a pearl jam or foo fighters song plus a load others mentioned on here.