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Turned up in a white leotard and a bonk on instead of a football strip and wonders why he wasn't picked?

Chas McGill? Hearing a Geordie accent on TV in those days was pretty rare so I obviously enjoyed watching them. (Can you imagine being a Mackem or a Smoggie? It's as if they don't exist nationally.)

"Where you going now?!"

I didn't see his POV that much on that one I'll admit. Maybe you're right on that front, could be sick of the praise for our owner and pointing out that to run it as a good business then be prepared to kiss some of your top players goodbye?

Err, haven't a clue although he reminds me of a stockier version of Ally Fraser.

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Honestly, man! I've had a few pints with PL in various bars in the Toon on a matchday and bumped into him at the odd away and I'm happy to say that he isn't a misery but he is fucking good craic. As for Andrew, I've never ran around a different town centre playing a glorified game of Zombie 'tuggy' but I suppose that's not miserable either. I'll stick to the pint with PL, though.

He wrote 'Jossy's Giants' as well which I liked as a young'un. RIP

The 'Shelf' or the 'bus stop'?

Gary Mabbutt. Lad's a diabetic but doesn't like mentioning it?

Holsten pils. drinkable piss or below average lager?

All the best!

Diamond lights, right or wrong?

Hate hearing this stuff and would that the sick bastards had enough humanity to realise their urges aren't right and will destroy these kids and their families and seek help or just fucking top themselves to be honest. By a coincidence I dreamt last night I'd lost my youngest and couldn't find her. At least I could wake up and realise it's just a bad dream. The living nightmare that poor child suffered and her family now suffer is unimaginable. RIP

We also had a very quick look into the idea as the Wife will be needing a Bungalow in the not too distant future and they're more scarce and dearer than they should be and usually short of bedrooms. Have to say that the info out there on this isn't that great and it seems a lot dearer than buying a 'normal' house which is a bit of a shame.

Only football Manageress I've ever saw;

Not watched the GB womens games. Ex-player isn't it?

If they've never had a pint in at least ten different bars in the East end or West end then they can fuck right off to be honest.

He's already blatantly told you that he thought you were a 'big fella'. Maybe he's also thanking the Lord Christ you didn't pull your weapon out.

Watched the 2nd half of the Womens game between Canada and France in a hospital waiting room yesterday. General impressions? 1. They couldn't finish their breakfasts. 2. Why does every woman football game I've EVER saw have Male managers? 3. I definitely would with a lot of them. 100% (Not the Ref though, Bulldog, piss, nettles etc) 4. I defy any males watching it not to think at some point, 'Fucking I could do better than that!'

By the same token, what's CT's version of a 'bad' season? (seeing as he's reading this thread atm).

Serious question........ What does a Mod actually do on here? How many posts get edited etc? It's not like this site is strict in normal circumstances.

What do you reckon would be the 'bad season' scenario, Stevie? As things stand I reckon we'll finish 6th but it's hard to tell and a bad transfer window could ruin that.

There's a few teams tried to get established in or near the CL spots but it's hard and Man City's money has made it harder. Spurs may well drift away but they've still got a better chance than Liverpool at the minute, think Chelsea will improve and am genuinely unsure how we'll get on with a Euro campaign and no idea of our squad post-transfer window.

Difference was you never got a week of double spread pieces in the papers going on about the 'injustice' like you did when Ben Arfa got the decision. Also never heard a fucking peep when Ferdinand fouled Ba in the box in front of Webb up at St. James' Park, not a fucking peep from Fergie or his press mates.