Howmanheyman

Same bloke?

Sky sports running order leaked for tonight's match.....

And for the avoidance of any doubt I'll be able to live with it if he starts at the euros.

I saw a bit but it's mother's day so I supposed I'd better watch something the missus wants to watch. It's only mother's day once and her birthday once a year and I'm not a total cunt.

Let's hope the mancs miss the same calibre of chances against us.

Neville and Drury lapping it up. I couldn't give a fuck about Man City but I'll start singing blue moon if they end beating one of sky's love children.

Drury and Neville have literally gone silent.

A Liverpool shot and Drury literally shoots his bolt.

She's unreal, Kuenssberg.

Forty seconds in and the narrative has begun, Liverpool with all their injuries up against Man city who are clicking into gear.

NJS beat me to it!

I had to check this wasn't a parody account.

I see sky are back to putting the top 6 league placings again.

You should call your new bairn 'Elementary'. You know it makes sense.

"You're taking this very personal. Tom, this is business and this man is taking it very, very personal."

Portsmouth fans can't stand them either so I feel sorry for any Bournemouth fans they bump into on holiday.

Liquid football. (The liquid being paraffin).

3-2.

It was a good goal TBF, Southampton only got themselves to blame they should've been out of sight.

Lucky deflection, 2-1

Sunderland hit the post from nowhere but Southampton should be about four or five up.

Pelenty, 2-0 Southampton, ex-Mag Armstrong on target. Commentators moaning about him celebrating in front of the Sunderland fans saying he only started one game for Newcastle, the bitter bastards.

I'm starting to think maybe the MLFs are overinflating the value of their players somewhat?

Adam Armstrong just missed a sitter after a horrendous error by the keeper. They're proper cacka.