Howmanheyman

Some good news at last for them.

Sorry, don't normally like to ask for money on here but if anyone would like to donate to this I'd be grateful as it's a cause close to my heart. Thanks in advance, folks.

"Broadsword calling Gemmill boy, broadsword calling Gemmill boy, call off grooming, repeat, call off grooming. Get out of there. That is an order. Over"

Btw, the young lad at work didn't vote. Another bloke who didn't say what he was doing and is originally from laahndan told us today he changed his mind a few times on the way to vote but ended up voting Tory as 'its better the devil you know'. Also said if you think it's bad now you'll be in for a surprise when these get in. The IQ in that place goes up and down about 40% every time I walk in and out of the place.

"Your majesty, I'm here to resign as prime minister." "Why's that, old chap?" "Errr.... there's been a general election. My party got hammered." "Funny....... Because that's not what I'm hearing on the doorstep.......Lolz!"

Reminds of the subtitled scene in the original das boot series I got on a dodgy DVD from a lad I worked with. In the scene on BBC 2 the subtitles were 'shit! Schalke lost 4-0! No chance of the final now!' on the DVD the American translation was, 'shit! Our favourite soccer team lost 4-0. No chance of the final now'

@PaddockLad heading north right now looking for wykiki.....

Shots fired.

Found a great promotional picture from the 80's for the metro.

Some advice about voting from a definitely not nutjob or bot.....

Why do our radio stations and media make a big thing every year about American independence day? I don't see them going on about Bastille day or any other FOREIGN country's national holidays? I'm guessing Chuck at work in Minnesota doesn't hear about Guy Fawkes night in the Yooo Kaaay on radio YGDXA FM whilst he's at work every fifth of November? Strange.

Christ, MF, that's too much for someone your age.....err, I mean too much for anyone to do, that mind.

It's a new boundary change which looks to me as though two Labour constituencies are now going to be just one labour constituency because Tory tricks.

Newcastle East, labour, Nick Brown standing down so a new labour candidate I've never heard of is standing. Work update, bloke training me has voted reform, young lad is voting reform and so's his dad (who doesn't work here). Young lad didn't know who Sunak was in charge of, as in which party he was leader of.

The clock's ticking tbh. Ooh, listen to Bodie living amongst the working professionals. Is Doyle living there as well?

"It's English, Jim, but not as we know it."

Anyway, hopefully tomorrow a long break from the need of these parodies....

My wife says she doesn't think she can vote labour as they've said they're going to privatise the NHS. I just said 'no they're not' as she's obviously getting her info from corbynista Facebook group or something? She hates Starmer and Jess Phillips almost as much as the Tories. I can't be arsed to argue with her about this anymore.

Makes you laugh. Doesn't take much to find out who he really is and what he's about but algorithms and biases put pay to that notion.

At my new work a kid asked a few of us how we were voting? He obviously didn't have a clue as he asked 'are ukip still around?' the bloke training me said he'd already voted by post and was voting reform. He's been sound so far so it's a bit of a shame to find out he's easily conned or just a straight up racist idiot. Two other blokes said nothing but I said labour and just mentioned to the kid he wouldn't have his holiday pay, workers rights etc if that party hadn't existed and left it at that. I don't think the younger kid will vote as it happens. The daft thing is they're working at a non unionised workplace, the wage is a fucking disgrace for what they're doing and one of them is voting reform? Sometimes you get what you you deserve but you also drag others down.

"Things can only get better sang the labour supporters as passers by in Downing Street looked on in disbelief as the crowd serenaded the new PM as the man who would be king, one Sir Kier Starmer, was crowned last night. The man who once defended Peter Sutcliffe at the Old Bailey'on his dinner break at school got the keys to number ten Downing Street and when I asked him how he was feeling said, 'Lee, as one Knight to another, the burden of responsibility is huge, me to run this Magnificent country of ours and yours to keep your readers informed of events at the cathedral on the hill. We can but roll our sleeves up and get on with the job!" He then totally blanked someone who looked like Simon Bird at the back of the press pack who tried to ask him a question before going through that famous black door before giving your intrepid man on the NUFC beat a little nod. Things had got better indeed! Lol! Ryder and out...... What?.....err sorry.....This is Lee Ryder at Downing Street, for the Ronald Gill esquire. Over to you, young Waughy!"

"It's spelled 'Rurrender' actually."

We booked this year with Ayoda, I was unsure of them too but I got an email straight after paying for it confirming the room, it said, 'Booked you are, porn channels there's not.' so it was fairly ok.