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Anyway, hopefully tomorrow a long break from the need of these parodies....

My wife says she doesn't think she can vote labour as they've said they're going to privatise the NHS. I just said 'no they're not' as she's obviously getting her info from corbynista Facebook group or something? She hates Starmer and Jess Phillips almost as much as the Tories. I can't be arsed to argue with her about this anymore.

Makes you laugh. Doesn't take much to find out who he really is and what he's about but algorithms and biases put pay to that notion.

At my new work a kid asked a few of us how we were voting? He obviously didn't have a clue as he asked 'are ukip still around?' the bloke training me said he'd already voted by post and was voting reform. He's been sound so far so it's a bit of a shame to find out he's easily conned or just a straight up racist idiot. Two other blokes said nothing but I said labour and just mentioned to the kid he wouldn't have his holiday pay, workers rights etc if that party hadn't existed and left it at that. I don't think the younger kid will vote as it happens. The daft thing is they're working at a non unionised workplace, the wage is a fucking disgrace for what they're doing and one of them is voting reform? Sometimes you get what you you deserve but you also drag others down.

"Things can only get better sang the labour supporters as passers by in Downing Street looked on in disbelief as the crowd serenaded the new PM as the man who would be king, one Sir Kier Starmer, was crowned last night. The man who once defended Peter Sutcliffe at the Old Bailey'on his dinner break at school got the keys to number ten Downing Street and when I asked him how he was feeling said, 'Lee, as one Knight to another, the burden of responsibility is huge, me to run this Magnificent country of ours and yours to keep your readers informed of events at the cathedral on the hill. We can but roll our sleeves up and get on with the job!" He then totally blanked someone who looked like Simon Bird at the back of the press pack who tried to ask him a question before going through that famous black door before giving your intrepid man on the NUFC beat a little nod. Things had got better indeed! Lol! Ryder and out...... What?.....err sorry.....This is Lee Ryder at Downing Street, for the Ronald Gill esquire. Over to you, young Waughy!"

"It's spelled 'Rurrender' actually."

We booked this year with Ayoda, I was unsure of them too but I got an email straight after paying for it confirming the room, it said, 'Booked you are, porn channels there's not.' so it was fairly ok.

Liam O'Brien: "Ah, sure you just walk up casually to a free kick, no drama or clenched jaws and you'll find the ball usually goes in the far corner of the net, not a problem. It helps if you're at roker park, mind."

I think the six in a rowah glow might've just about wore off by now? Just a hunch, like.

🎶 Working on the site Making up tales of shite That's mackems alright (That's mackems alright) Then copying wor flags Slagging off the mags That's mackems alright (That's mackems alright) Working all day For a pittance of pay Then blow it all on Saturday night And you tell tall tales But you don't know their names That's mackems alright. Working in the sun Drinking pop having fun That's mackems alright (That's mackems alright) Then a shite in the stand Spreadin' it around That's mackems alright (That's mackems alright) Fixed your seat all day For your owner you say? And sneak a cheese slice back to the wife Still you keep a little here To go with your free pint of beer That's mackems alright Yeah you play the game Then it's auf wiedersehen That's mackems alright (That's mackems alright) Telling the lie With a glint in your eye, 'Cause tomorrow you'll be back on the RTG site And you tell tall tales But you don't know their names That's mackems alright Yeah you play the game Then it's auf wiedersehen That's mackems alright (That's mackems alright) 🎵

That's funny, I didn't mind hearts till Robertson signed. I wouldn't hold your breath on that one, I'm afraid, Selly. 😬

Do you ken Gillespie, The wee bearded lad The best third choice keeper Newcastle ever had

The East stand Newcastle United sign, sponsored by [insert company with PIF investment here] has a good ring to it, don't you think?

"One two...one two, Jude!"

Great game.

Shiteish.

Was just about to post similar. I actually said out loud, 'shut up, man you fucking radge.'

Penny for Gordon's thoughts?

Spawny bastards. They'll get through now, even if it goes to pens. Surely he'll have to change it for the Swiss game if we do?

He's the new Zinedine Kilbane.

I tell you what, I'm really concerned for the safety of any Mags out there in Germany if we get beat.

Can you imagine if England were in the other half of the draw?

FYP.

England deserve Matterface and Lee Dixon as a commentators.