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These are a decent passing team, only half the population of Scotland as well?

"Matterface and Dixon are a Mossad punishment team for allowing the odd Palestinian march in London"

The best apple geniuses are the ones who don't bother buying apple phones.

Geoff Hurst going over and above for his daily bread. Employee of the month for you, sir! 🥇

Similar vibes to the RTG lads 'reminiscing' about the mag hidings they gave/give out to Walter Softy mags.

He only had to say two words but it was the timing of them and the context as his mate, Han Solo was about to get carbonated. 'oh no'

Not new but just a reminder of Laura's 'every little helps' journalism.

Bernard Breslaw as Chewbacca tipped me over the edge,

I was giggling just at the music then the voices started.

Think of the slow, dreary drone of the NW coronation street dirge, then match it up the dreary, commentary from NW natives, Michael Owen..... Danny Murphy...... Lee Dixon and of course, the exciting Mark Lawrenson. It all makes sense now.

Yesterday we're apparently in for DCL and selling Minteh to them. Today.... It's so transparent. Didn't see much about hotel sales?

Awww, it's quite cute how much they're smiling at Nigel. I say cute, I mean pathetic and a bit depressing.

I said Parthenon didn't I? (Rhetorical question, I wondered, went back a page, checked and altered). Mixing my Greek with Roman. For shame. 😔

I hope real news journalists watch these and are embarrassed.

"Mossad set those dates."

"Tread very carefully with the answer to this, mind. Very fucking carefully Indeed."

"Weeeell sometimes you do, but only a few of them and usually people who have unbelievably shit crack and anecdotes and who think they're terribly clever whilst working on talksport. Shall I mention that time I sent dickpics to females when under the influence? No, that'll not be grand."

I hope we've got a very good sell on clause which we should have if we're in a better position to bargain than Everton.

Don't worry, there'll be a robot version soon so you can dispense with the human wife.