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He jumps like 3'6.

Started well, one fuck up is all it takes.

I don't like small CBs. Unless you can get up like Les Ferdinand which Kelly doesn't look like he can then it's a no from me in these early days.

Kelly's dropped when Burn's back.

Man United now.

I just turned it on and carragher, sitting in front of a big fuck off Liverpool badge, was talking about Liverpool players from the past and how selling good ones didn't stop them winning leagues?

Everything more or less went our way at the weekend, West Ham fans are saying their team are turbo shit and the new manager isn't liked, I even watched five minutes of his press conference and it was basically a load of cockney Craig Hopes stirring the shit, it's a great opportunity for us and that is why I fear it.

The international break then the enforced wait till tonight by the CUNTS at sky haven't helped.

No, he meant me.

You're too kind.

Man U score very early and I'm worried whether Drury will have a cock left by the end of the match?

Couldn't not give it quick enough.

Couldn't give it quick enough, Salah must've scored a worldie from the pen spot the way the commentator is going on. Carra stroking it good and proper calling them 'Liverpool football club' twice in twenty seconds. 'Egyptian king' from the arselick on the mic. 🤢

Just put the game on to see Liverpool equalise and wondering why there was no VAR lines to double check he was onside? Also just in time to hear carragher saying they can now go on to win it. Love the balance on sky, like.

He may have already been an intermediate cunt but is obviously going to reach expert level the longer he stays.

I haven't really heard Slot talk, is he a cunt yet?

Do they not just talk about Man U or Liverpool on the build up to a Monday night game even though the games on a Monday night usually involves clubs who aren't Man U or Liverpool?

I'm absolutely not watching sky later on when they've got Liverpool on at two and Man U on at half four where I'm sure they'll be as understated as they usually are regarding Liverpool's chances for the title and the start of a new era at old Trafford.

I'm currently watching the sound of music with my wife, (she's went to the berg).

You went to Estartit on a coach trip too?

Pep's HT talk, 'lads, it's Tottenham.'

Never really appreciated how much a soundtrack could influence a film scene till I saw this. Fair play.

It was a late KO and Millwall have a 93rd minute equaliser. Oh well.