Howmanheyman

Does that include football message boards?

"Stevie, mug righter, all knowing weight scale of all the fanbases, are you there? Give us a sign, wor kid."

How's things going on GB news did anyone ask? Here's Rees-Moggs daughter doing tarot cards with a presenter and Michael Gove because errr.....? https://bsky.app/profile/bestforbritain.bsky.social/post/3lioqlj6emc26

The potential for linguistic faux pas in that country is obviously great. Luckily I pronounced 'juliper' correctly last time I was there. Anyway, on this busy TT afternoon shall I do some more police memes or something?

I saw a bit of Brugge v Atalanta and they cut through the Italians at will and Atalanta aren't doing too badly at all ATM in their league. Just looked and brugge defeated villa 1-0 in the league stage.

I remember ducking into idols with a mate when Mick was on the mic taking the piss, introducing the 'topless totty' and getting unsuspecting fans on the stage to neck a pint of Lord Rupali's hottest curry, usually keeping an eye on any wandering away fans who were starting to show up in the 90s. Anyway, two Bolton fans are next to me and Mick grabs one of them after one of them is dazed by the dancer's tits and gets him to do the curry challenge. It's packed and everybody's in a good mood as we're drinking and about to watch KK's team do their stuff. The Bolton fan just looks on in wonder before shaking his head saying to anyone listening in his lancs accent, 'You don't get this in Bolton!!!' That Bolton fan is basically speaking for Trafford thirty years later but swapping Bolton for Burnley.

Him, musk and their henchman may as well be wearing masks with a sack labelled 'loot' tbh.

Trump's speaking of going into fort Knox which he hears is brilliant, gotta lot of gold in there to make sure it's all there, he's checking up. What are the odds there's some missing or soon to be missing? Invaders always end up at the treasury throughout history.

Can I interest you in a lovely bit of stottie to go with that post, sir?

Ok, thanks for the answer, no USB stick at present so the Khyber will remain un-invaded for now.

FFS, They should be mine already I've paid for them but I've now downloaded them to my laptop, as far I'm understanding they're now mine 100% and can't be deleted or altered by Amazon. So..... If I want to read my now permanent books on a non-amazon device I'll have to convert them as described, what I'm saying is can I do the converting of what is now on my hard drive at any time I want or do I have to do it by the 26th? It's not clear but I wouldn't have thought so?

I'll convert them before the 26th just in case.

I have downloaded them, to my laptop, surely the converting them to e-pub or whatever is illegal?* *FAO TP....

But I don't have to do the conversion before the 26th now I've downloaded them to my laptop?

I've just downloaded my books from my kindle to my PC. It's in the AZW format. Now I've done this can I convert them to another format in the future depending on what device I'm thinking of using it on?

My condolences, Fist. I hope things from now can go as well as they can for you all and work etc are helpful too.

"A Catholic, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar, barman says, "What a fantastic example of a harmonious, multicultural society..... [Laughter then applause] Please, no..... Thanks, what a great audience."

"If at the first 16 times you don't succeed, never try again."

Huh.... OK THEN.

You might want to put your big coat on rather than your light jacket.

Absolutely past it but it'll be perfectly fine actually if they were to sell him to a Saudi club for a hugely inflated fee for his current worth. No problem whatsoever, there'll be no wailing or gnashing of the teeth from the usual suspects.

Where's Brutus when you need him?

The lass commentating, 'A little bit of luck'. If your shot is going to be saved unless it gets a last second deflection that's not a little bit of luck.