Howmanheyman

Sky pundit line up for tonight.

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In case you hadn't guessed, I've no idea what or who Mr Beast is apart from certain individuals I've met through the years who meet the description.

Zoidberg:

I saw a YouTube video from one of their non-manc fans and to be fair the lad, he didn't seem a bullshitter, gave us the respect of calling us by our actual fucking name and reeled off the reasons why he thinks they've zero chance of getting a result which we all acknowledge ourselves but are too scarred by defeats here in the past and too superstitious to openly go for it. Head says we beat these but we also know they'll be under big pressure themselves for a result. If we get the first goal they could well collapse like a pack of cards, (Joe Harvey ©) we twat them and it's a case of what were you worried about or it's not as simple as that which life seldom is. Let's just hope we get the first fucking goal.

Saw him in the toon once*, can't really remember it. RIP Mr President. *He said howay the lads and if rtg was a thing then they'd have lost their fucking minds or claimed he was doing their version or something?

Bloke on the Everton match emphasising how much possession Everton had, I missed about ten minutes of the game and it should've been about four nil to forest from what I saw.

"....and why not?"

On the plus side it's always amusing when Everton concede and Leon Osman the typical, typical non-entity of an Everton ex-player for the vast majority of their years post Kendall is on the co-commentary at Goodison for the goal and he tries to seem like he's not bothered. #SadnessInHisVoice

Fucking Sutcliffe the younger even publicising his murderous timetable now. Cockiness is always their downfall.

What?! Speak up, man!!

When you want Everton to win, the useless cunts, class forest goal by Wood though Pickford made his mind up to lob him.

My wife really did buy this record and it makes me laugh every time I hear the phrase.

I presume you're not talking about the king? (Michelle Keegan is fit as a fucking lop, like).

Started watching the new jackal thing but the regular music throughout is putting me off even though it seems decent so far.