loonyTOON

How? Just shows that if a decent offer comes in, fat man will accept. He has no thought for the future of the club, building us up to a quality prem club again. he wants a quick return and then fuck off. I can see 35 mill into his pocket then us up for sale. you watch

He's gone soon. Prob summer. If they can sell Carroll, they'll have no prob shipping him out. We are never going to be a team up there till fat mans gone

This pretty much means Enrique is gone in the near future. FAT MAN ASHLEY YOUR A CUNT

was just thinking last night that next season we could really be a quality team in this league, pushing for europe etc. Now I think we're fucked. I just don't know what to think. You's think Enrique and Barton are going to want to sign new contracts now? Exodus I tell you. The beginning of the end

Attention all toon fans. If you spot black Range Rover with tinted windows, and NUFC on the reg, PLEASE REMOVE THE VEHICLE FROM THE ROAD BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY. DO NOT LET HIM GET TO LIVERPOOL. BLOCKADE ON M1. WE CAN GET THERE BEFORE HE DOES.

Gazzas turned up at St James with rod and beer to calm the storm

there was just a knock at the door. Hahahaha my face! I actually thought he'd read that and was here

i hope he's gone awol. no signature = no leave

sky sports news transfer update

thats it lad. runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. come hide at mine till midnight. No signature = no signing

fee agreed of 35mil. Betting suspended too. Am so fucking gutted, dont know what to say. Its alright though, we've got Best and Ameobi to keep us up.

I think we need to focus on the now and quit the Hughton chat. He's gone, end of. because then we could go alllll the way back and start on how other managers who failed with us and they had the previous manager's squad. This is now Pardew's squad and imo he's doing a cracking job. Hughton is a defensive manager naturally from his coaching days, but Pardew gets us playing and I think we look much more dangerous.

Not too fussed about this. Krul is a liability imo. Sat at Man City game and said before 'he cant kick'. and what happend? cant kick = 1-0 man city. He panics, flaps, cant kick and I don't know if thats going to change anytime soon. I would much rather bring Forster back and have him challenge for no.1 shirt. He's been impressive at celtic this season. A number of clean sheets and a confident young keeper. Lets not forget that we also have Ole Soderberg who is supposed to be a real prospect. He must be fairly good because he sat on the bench to Krul, instead of recalling Forster.

I cant see us in February with no new faces. Wont happen. Pardew is honest with the fans and would plain and simply state if he cant sign anyone. He hasn't so I believe we will. I also think Pardew will get rid of dead weight in the summer. Smith/Xisco/Raylor/Campbell/Ameobi/Lovenkrands will all go. Smith alone would free up major wages. Think Pardew is doing a fair job at the moment, and has us very close to safety already.

He can shag who he likes! I fucking love you COLO

should be for Best, not Ameobi. If Shola comes off, we def wont score. He's our only hope unfortunately

bring on Lovenkrands and Routledge and use their pace to run at the back line. Only way I can see us scoring.

Would like to see him start Gosling. Even if he only lasts 50 mins, then sub on Routledge and let him run at the full-back. Smith is a bad idea, as he will either get sent off or will concede so many fouls in our area, they'll eventually score from one. Would even prefer Routledge to start than Smith. Here's another idea, how about Jonas on the right, and Lovenkrands on the left. His supply would be better than Jonas and means Jonas can then use his natural foot.

"Cops can't afford this in Sunderland, so thought i'd donate it to charity instead."

"Babysitting's not what I expected it to be like."

"If I wrap all the Charlie up in this, no-one will ever suspect!"

Here we go, a new one.

Never been in Sunderland (don't wanna catch anything) but from the pics, it looks scummy as fuck!

You can't really compare Barton and SWP as they're two completely different players. Because Barton needs to move back into the middle. Granted he's been outstanding on the wing, but we need proper pace out there and let him run the game from the middle.

Reports that Bruce has told the club DJ to play a specific song at the end in reply to what was played at ours. I hope we thrash them to them feel v v stupid after with the song. 'We are the champions' would be immense if we won.