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I really think we need to be focused now on Europe and 7th place. We're 4 points behind Liverpool, and a win against Bolton next week takes us above them and Mackems (if they lose or draw). This could really happen, especially since we only have to play Man Utd and Chelsea from the top 5. The rest of our fixtures are all winable.

After a conversation last week, Forster is not what we're expecting. He has a massive ego in the SPL, "I'm on the books at Newcastle blah blah". And was told by Aberdeen player that Boruc was much better. He needs to improve massively if he's to take our no.1 shirt.

tomorrow i mean.

Need a win tonight to keep up with the clubs above fighting for a spot in Europe. Can see a win for us, but Oba Martins is cert to score. 5/1 as well with willy hill, might be a shout.

Just watched his goals while at Crystal Palace and have to admit am slightly excited to seeing him come off the bench Great control, some nice finishing and a massive bloke. But the celebration.....def tops Martins' flip. He's not what we would expect to be signing but he could turn out to be a specialist 'off the bench' player. Makes you wonder though if Pardew doesn't have faith in Lovenkrands, we may need more than a couple of new forwards in the summer.

Well according to you, after the weekend he'll be the 'bin-dipping scum' who's gonna rip Blackburn's defence apart with his delivery. Good luck, your gonna need it. And hope your not forgeting the scum you's have cheered for each week, Mssrs Savage and El Hadji-everyone hates me-Diouf. Jog On son!

3-1 Newcastle. They lost to Wigan and we scored 4 past Goooners in 45 mins. Confidence will be high

I understand this, and that is true. Just the fact that he doesnt even get mentioned is off

At points, Simpson has been stronger than Johnson. Its a total discrace, and it makes me sad that England still keep faith with big names instead of picking the players who are performing well. Shows how messed up the system is. The sooner gerrard, lampard etc retire from international the better. Imo, they should not be playing for England with respect to current form

I am totally confused and angry tbh. Lampard has missed the majority of the season with injury, and Milner rarely starts for Man City. However sky sports has them to start in the XI. Barton has been on amazing form, goals and assists and consistent in form. But no call up. Do the selectors actually want England to win something? Never thought I would say this, but Barton is better than Lampard this season.

That is ace Am in college and have two Arsenal fans in class, just sang all that to them. Not impressed hahaha

Oh we told him that! He was singing Celtic songs

Last night, I had a conversation with Zander Diamond (Aberdeen Centre-Back) about Andy Carroll and Fraser Forster. First of all, I asked what he thought to £35 mil+ for Andy Carroll, and he said that they were shocked about this. He used an example of Gary Hooper for Celtic. The boy who is younger than Carroll was at Scunthorpe before Celtic and scored 43 Goals in 80 appearances, Hereford United on loan scoring 11 goals in 19 appearances and finally Celtic, having 14 appearances and 11 goals. Now he said that it was the SPL, but for him to be worth £2.4 million and Carroll who has not netted as many, to be worth £35 mil + is crazy. He said that no way is Andy Carroll worth that kind of money. And onto Fraser Forster, we have high hopes for him. I asked him how good Fraser actually is, and he said that he's good, but not as good as Boruc. So this got me thinking (especially on how good Boruc actually was ), is he as good as we think he is? Or are we likely to need to look elsewhere for the future. Just thought I would share this.

Will take captaincy from Nolan one day. This guy is what NUFC should be all about. Barton, Tiote, Nolan, Colo, Harper, Enrique all put 110% to NUFC and I for one appreciate everything. On Barton though, he is the best midfielder in the prem atm, on form. LOVE IT if he signs.

I LOVE CHEIK TIOTE AND I LOVE JOEY BARTON, AND FUCK YEAH, I LOVE NUFC

This makes me pissed off tbh. Why did we never play Wayne like QPR do? He scored the only goal yesterday against Reading and was another great goal. Just think we've been sooo attached to playing football that suited Carroll that we forgot about other potential styles we could play. If I were Pardew, I'd be bringing him back and playing him up front, telling him that if he shows the same worth, he would have a regular place.

I heard that they have to sign him if they come up, and a nice little sum too, 3-5mill so am told

"Andy Carroll has admitted that joining Liverpool was a massive opportunity that he had to take. The 22-year-old took part in his first training session for the Reds on Tuesday with the opportunity to meet his new team-mates for the first time. After a whirlwind 24 hours resulting in a £35million transfer, the record-breaking forward will now concentrate on regaining match-fitness before debuting for his new employers. Despite claiming that he was forced out at Newcastle and did not want to leave the club, the highly-rated striker admitted he now has a massive opportunity. "When I knew [Liverpool's interest] was real and that there was a chance for me to come here I knew it was a great opportunity and I had to take it," Carroll told the club's official website. "Liverpool is a big club which is going places and this is a chance to show what I can do. What I did at Newcastle has got me here and now I have to carry it on with Liverpool. "It's a great feeling. The No.9 is a big number and the one I wanted. To get it at Liverpool is a great feeling. "Liverpool is a massive club and it's nice to be wanted by a club like this, never mind turning up and being here with everyone around. "They have spent a lot of money on getting me here and I just want to repay them for what they have spent. I want to win trophies with this club and help push us forward." Partnership Carroll is joined at the club by fellow new boy Luis Suarez, a player he admits he is looking forward to linking up with in the Liverpool attack. "It's going to be great to partner with him. He's a great player but I'm looking forward to playing with all the lads," he added. "I just need to get myself fit and then look forward to my debut. I'm just working in the gym at the moment and hopefully will start running soon. I just want to get started." "

go read ssn about carroll relishing the chance for reds. He's fucking scum that boy. A discrace. I was angry with him last night, and this morning, but hate him more now than De Jong, Diouf, Sunderland. Speaks about how proud he is to get the No 9 at Liverpool, how the chance to move to Liverpool was too good to turn down. But you said you were forced out and didnt want to leave?? Confused.com. I hope Stevie G has his cock up your missus's arse right now! fucking traitor

If he cared about the club half as much as he made out, he would still be in the North East. But he was more interested in numbers in his pay-packet than the club. as if 20-30 thousand a week isnt enough. I will love it if we finish above Liverpool. A big 'fuck you' to Carroll.

I believe that Andy Carroll is another one of those money grabbing little shits. The fact that we rejected 3 offers over 25 million then all of a sudden he hands his request in, smells. He had a new contract in October, so see through to the summer, and then sit down and plead your case for more money. Don't be a cheeky little shit and on transfer deadline day go in and talk contracts. Fuck off! Was gutted that he's left, but now I don't care and I hope he's mugged, bummed, and in the slammer in scouseland. Because I am sure he'll flop there, and end up been the 'village bike' of football, moving from clubs like fulham, bolton, stoke etc etc

Liverpool dont have the funds to buy carroll if they dont sell torres. so cud stil go tits up

NOLAN DRIVING CARROLL. WTF [CAPTAIN DOES RIGHT THING...DRIVE HIM TO EUROTUNNEL PLS]

you wont believe this. But Nolan is driving Carroll. is this a hoaks?

would laugh soooo hard if carroll got down there just to say 'fuck off!' he doesnt sign, he cant go. so lets pray that he doesnt actually want to leave. thats our only hope now