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I still believe Obertan can become good for us. Look at Guthrie, he's come on leaps and bounds this season

Wrong topic lol. The Times is reporting that we're in advanced talks for two players

The Times is reporting that Newcastle is in advanced talks to sign two players now. Doesn't say when it could be done by or which players. But hopefully they're snapped up before other clubs think about moving. Praying Vertoghen is one.

Simpson has been arguably one of our most consistent players of the season, and has played every single game in the PL. Also he is up there in the RB rankings for the season. So why get rid? Not on big money and seems like a good lad. Guthrie has come on leaps and bounds and tbh has looked pretty good when called on. Again, not on massive wages and seems to be a good lad. We'll need these players next season when in Europe, so why get rid? Makes no sense at all.

I'm really pissed off with Coyle tbh. In his interview, he is suck a cock. Ben Arfa's goal was a solo piece of magic. And instead of giving him the proper credit he deserves for the goal, he Is a bitter wanker and says he thinks his team should have put the tackle in at the given chances to stop him. Compare that to Rodgers and his gracious comments following defeat, giving Cisse the credit he deserved. Any manager can try and say comments like that, it's like saying that Rooney is a great player but giving him no credit for the overhead last season. Coyle's men didn't do anything hence they're in trouble!! Just a bitter old man who cannot take that our team playing nowhere near full capacity, added an extra nail to the coffin. I am hoping and praying that Bolton go down.

BWFC: Right here is the confirmed starting line-up: Bogdan, Steinsson, Wheater, Ream, Ricketts, Eagles, M Davies, Pratley, Reo-Coker, Petrov, K Davies

Slaughter-house!! Going to be like watching a lame pup being drowned

My first thought while sat at work was 'fucking jammy bastard!'

put on Cisse score first, 3-1 win @ 40/1 and Barfa score last, 3-1 win @60/1. So howay lads, need a payday

I vote for Abeid to fuck Bolton up too. If Bolton's arse, is anything like Abeid's hand, then there will be no problem!

I cana stop thinking about this when in this thread http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgEkl0yk-2s

When the lassy selling jackpot lottery tickets in Bar 1892 turns 18.

1. Ben Arfa nut-megging Enrique and skipping into the box 2. Ben Arfa goal vs. West Brom 3. The moment Perch became Perchinho

Have a funny feeling Perchinho will score today!

Sounds like Besty playing 5 a side. Aye, or Ranger playing a competitive game of 1-on-1 with himself in the mirror.

Morning folks! Feeling optimistic today. Sat in the office at work (nei getting paid like) wearing my Newcastle shirt under my shirt and tie. Looking forward to this one, gutted am not there though (was a ticket free for me too ). Reckon its a big 'un today. Ben Arfa to go fooking mental!! Talking about Messi mixed with Ronaldo, 6 pints of lager, gram of coke, 4 red bulls and a pro plus!!! Gonna run them ragged. Score today will be 4-0 Contemplating risking watching the game on a footy streaming site at work, hmmmm are the risks worth it like? It is a monitored server I think. is football streaming . info legal?

Raylor LB, Santon RB and someone into CB

Gosling could be a shout? Didnt he play in the back four at one point for Everton when they had injuries?

Anyone seen Saylor on Soccer AM this morn? He was trying to say Lovenkrands has a massive cock right?

if the club finish 6th they will be in the Europa Cup. If they finish 7th they will also be in unless Everton reach the FA Cup Final [assuming its Liverpool who overtake us in the league]. According to wiki (not that reliable), its only 6th that get. sorry, 5th

if the club finish 6th they will be in the Europa Cup. If they finish 7th they will also be in unless Everton reach the FA Cup Final [assuming its Liverpool who overtake us in the league]. According to wiki (not that reliable), its only 6th that get.

2nd and 3rd NUFC kits start from 19.99 on DW Sports at the moment. I'm 5"10 but fit nicely into a large boys, so its £39.98 for both kits instead of near that for one kit from nufc.

So i've been trying to work out how we could qualify for Europe after last night's FA Cup games. Now I could be completely wrong with this, so please feel free to correct me. At the moment, 5th place get a Europa League position. 6th place in the league will get a spot in the competition if both teams in cup competitions have already qualified for Europe. So Newcastle can qualify for Europa league in 6th place if Liverpool beat Everton and meet Chesea/Tottenham in the final. If Liverpool lose, then we cannot qualify in 6th. Thoughts?

The guy loves the club. He's the only player to have a box too. Hope he keeps hold of it!

nothing of the sort will happen. the signs will be replaced & reserve games will all be behind closed doors or at blue flames next season. try having some perspective please I was kinda taking the piss a bit?! :-s But truthfully, did we not hear a while back that why should Ashley back the club while he's getting constant grief from fans? The grief simmered down and he started to back it again. And it's true. If fans can't appreciate the good stuff he does for nufc, why should he keep going? He can do what he likes and we cana stop him.