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Has quashed rumours of him leaving and wants to play in CL with Newcastle. What annoys me the most, is that we have a base of a team to challenge in the premier league and to get back into the CL. But if we start selling players like Tiote, Cabaye, Ben Arfa, Cisse etc we'll never take the next step up. I just hope that Ashley sees that and decides to hold on to all of them. Sign Debuchy, a new CB, a new attacking winger (Johnson or Barnetta) and a striker and we could have another great season. I have full faith in Carr and Pardew - let us see.

Tbh I'd take either Debuchy or Da Silva from Manure, both better than Simpson

So that's Bale, Modric and Adebayor most likely to be off. Tottingham could be a totally different team next year. And they're unlikely to spend massive in the summer due to the financial loss of the CL

No Athletico Madrid, they won it this year so they go into CL right?

Seen more quotes from Cisse about real Madrid and man utd. If our number 9 left in the summer for Man Utd, would he be hated by nufc fans?

You get 1680/1 roughly with PP for us to win 2-0, tottingham to draw 1-1 and arsenal to lose 1-0

I do think they'll be a twist this weekend. I do think Fulham will get something from the game, as I do think West Brom have it in them to beat Arsenal. But saying that, Everton is not an easy place to go and get a result. Personally I think we'll just pip Tottingham. Theres more pressure on the two teams above than there is on us.

I've more adoration for Zakora's right boot after Emre's racist blurt. http://www.101greatg...1-fenerbahce-3/

Conor WIckham, Danny Graham and Fabian Delph

Ashley hasn't pissed us off for a while, so here is his tribute to Lee Catermole to be unveiled later today.

If that were a dog, you'd have drowned the runt as a pup.

FIrst video is funny, the Arsenal fans don't sing that much through an entire match, nevermind one chant!

I'd sell Chelsea and buy NUFC!!!

I don't agree. They have one average game which the should win and a very tough game for final day of the season. Fulham are the defense specialists of the league, and have scalped a couple of big teams, namely us and chelsea. I think Tottingham will draw both games. So I still think we can still lose to Man CIty and still make 4th.

And Arsenal would have to majorly fuck up against Norwich and West Brom (managerless) which isn't likely to happen

I wouldn't be massively worried if we lose this game. Tottingham have two hard games imo, VIlla have been hit and miss this season, but at Villa park anything could happen. And Fulham on the final day of the season is a nightmare fixture. Even though its at home, Fulham have had some scalps including us and Chelsea this season. I could see Tottingham drawing both games. So a win at Everton would see us right.

Met Alan Smith at the Dunhill Championships in St Andrews during our Championship season. So asked him if I could get a photo with him, and he nearly broke my hand when he shook it and he had his arm on my shoulder while getting photo taken, almost ripping it out! He is one strong bloke, mind you, he is from Leeds.

Hahaha it was meant to say 'my fiance's uncles stagger'. So sorry to disappoint but straight. So I guess thats this thread going quiet now

Don't Bayern Munich have home advantage too?! I didn't think that would be allowed

Paid £300 for my Fiance's stag do in Toon, only to find out that included hospitality, tour and tickets for Scum vs. Bolton on Saturday. Already planning on wearing plastic bags over my shoes, and a cheeky nufc t-shirt underneath. But some proper ideas please Ney goin there without doing something. Black marker pen + toilet = SAFC written inside the bowl, right on the pissing spot.

IF Villa go down, I can't see them coming back up straight away. Teams will pick their squad apart, I'd take N'Zogbia, Agbonlahor, Bent, Bannan, Warnock, Albrighton and Delph. None of them would start like, but good back-up for us. Was going to include Given, but his ship sailed a while ago in a toon shirt.

Will add a new dimension to the massive collection I've got

Let's be fair, Obertan is from another country, has been at a club full of egos who wouldn't give a toss about him. If I were at manure, and wasn't in the initial 1st team, that Rooney would give a toss/ speak to me. Not that Id want that ugly face near me tho

This season we've proved that we can beat anyone when the team are on form ie Manure, Liverpool. I would think we could beat the likes of Bilbao, sporting etc

And Perch