AgentAxeman

I can keep a straight face whilst suggesting that because............. .............there ARE many scientist around the world who disagree. admitedly, many of them are on the payroll of petrol companies!! i tells ya, its just another big stick used by our socialist masters to implement the redistribution of wealth policy! thought i would tag this on... It's brass monkeys time as hell freezes over Whatever they agreed at Copenhagen to tackle 'global warming' has obviously worked. It hasn't stopped snowing since. Britain is experiencing its harshest winter in decades. Across the world, from the Far East to the U.S., it's the same story. In America's Deep South, the Mississippi River is frozen solid and Florida has experienced record low temperatures. Yet the 'climate change' fanatics still insist that, despite all evidence to the contrary, the planet is getting hotter. Britain may be in the grips of a freezing winter, but the song of the climate change campaigner has not fallen silent The Met Office, which is little more than a full-time government-funded global warming pressure group, said this would be a mild winter - just as they predicted a 'barbecue summer' before much of Britain disappeared under flood water. They can't get the weather right from one day to the next. But we are asked to believe their forecast for the next 60 years is 100 per cent accurate. Ah, say the 'experts', there's a difference between 'weather' and 'climate'. They are forced to resort to semantics to sustain their insistence that the science is settled, even though they are all sitting there shivering like brass monkeys. They'd still cling to their belief in man-made warming if Hell froze over. Even the BBC Trust is waking up to the idea there are two sides to every story and has belatedly ordered an inquiry into whether or not the Corporation's 'global warming' coverage is biased. Let me save them the time, trouble and expense: yes, it is. a bit off topic but nontheless relevent

The press have done a 'job' on you haven't they? Maybe Craig, Maybe....

you been listening to Dekka again?? na, still dont believe a tenth of the global warming crap we are being fed on a daily basis. dont forget, we as a nation were told 15yrs ago that bannanas would be growing wild in britain by now and has it happened? there may well be some truth to global warming but ive yet to see anything conclusive. sure ive been told by a lot of politicians and scientists, but on the other hand theres just as many nay saying it. christ, -9atm. cold this morning!!

http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/c...it-1858998.html pffffft, maybe they are having higher than normal temps in the places mentioned, but a lot of the world is having below average temps ie. here, china etc......... so it all averages out. justification journalism imo!

Utterly stupid and unenforcable but it made me laugh........... "Women who wear Islamic veils in public in France face a £750 fine under strict new laws being proposed. The amount could be doubled for Muslim men who force female members of their family to cover their faces. Jean-Francois Cope, president of Nicolas Sarkozy’s ruling UMP Party, said the legislation was intended to protect the ‘dignity’ and ‘security’ of women. He is set to file the draft law in the National Assembly after Mr Sarkozy said veils were ‘not welcome’ because they intimidated non-Muslims. ‘We want a ban in public areas,’ said Mr Cope, making it clear the veil would not be allowed in public buildings, or on the streets of France, home to five million Muslims. He added: ‘The wearing of the burka will be subject to a fine, probably of 750 euros’. The fine would apply to ‘all people on the public street whose face is entirely covered’. Mr Sarkozy has called burkas ‘a sign of subservience that imprison women’, while immigration minister Eric Besson described them as ‘an affront to national identity"

A millionaire caught speeding in Switzerland has been hit with a record-breaking £182,000 fine. Judges at the cantonal court in St Gallen arrived at the sum by basing it on his estimated personal wealth of over £16 million. The court said the repeat offender drove up to 35 mph faster than the 50 mph limit. The unidentified driver can still appeal the decision to the Swiss supreme court. The fine was more than twice the previous Swiss record. Damn! And i thought our courts were tough...............

Yep, was signed up yesterday morning, youngest member ever. Todays update is a goody, hes now managed to drop from 100% added oxygen to (when I left tonight) 39%, hopefully by morning he will be low enough to remove the machine altogether. Oh and we managed to get our first holds of him, other than the 2 minutes you get immediately after the birth. Now that was a moment to savour. a moment to savour and remember!! Hope he's well enough for you to get him home soon!!

rogue apostrophes............... You been drinkin Fish???? (like a fish, no doubt)

Great pic!! Global warming.......................... Yeah right..........................

He outpaced a young lad with very little Premiership experiance IIRC? It wasnt Wes Brown who he outpaced was it? Who for the record is gash too. Well get the fucking cheque book out and break the bank! Yes we do need to realise where we are now, but we are top of a WANK league as it is with Shola & Nolan scoring. I say we give Ranger and some of the other lads a chance rather than thrown £1.5m away. Now, if you think were going to buy him for £1.5m, get promoted and then sell him for £5m then I think youre wrong IMO of course. Why would a team do that? Why dont they just come in for him now? or when he is out of contract? it was wes brown............ Same Wes Brown who has 5 premier league winners medals? and despite all his injuries in the past is still fuckin quick? we're desperate for some pace in the team and that shows how quick beckford is imo!

yup, same opinion as everyone else previously. good player.

Ok... You win. Btw, apart from having a face the would curdle milk, didn't she predict Ipswich would win the Championship while we would go down? She said Ipswitch would be promoted and that we would flirt with relegation iirc stupid bint...............

this. had some Venison steaks yesterday (£1.99 at morrisons). Yummy!!

I remember once opening the back door to about 5 ft of snow. That was fun!!! Twas maybe 1979 or 1980?? and we couldnt get out of the valley for 9days. Good job we had plenty of coal in the bunker!! tbh, i'm quite enjoying all this snow. course that might be something to do with me not having a job atm so i dont have to fight my way through it!

totally agree. we are fuckin desperate for some real pace in the team, and especially so in attack so why not?

true!

Mike Ashley

My thoughts exactly!

Well done Mr & Mrs (and little) Pud!! Congratulations!!

there you go Mike and Decca. Any of these would be fine............... "With the January sales well underway everyone is after a bargain - especially football managers. The transfer window is now open and bosses can talk to players who are out of contract in the summer and sign them on a pre-contract. In these austere times, managers will be eyeing up the freebies, so Sportsmail has selected a starting XI plus seven substitutes, should your club require an entirely new squad without spending a penny. The starting XI... David James (Portsmouth, 39) The most experienced goalkeeper in the Barclays Premier League is desperate to improve his chances of featuring at next summer's World Cup - which will mean a move away from Fratton Park. Wanted by: Tottenham, Birmingham, Burnley. Christoph Metzelder (Real Madrid, 29) The Germany international would bring a wealth of experience to the centre of any defence should it require shoring-up. He has only played two matches so far this term for Real Madrid and is resigned to leaving the Bernabeu in the summer. Wanted by: Everton, Stoke, Blackburn. Juliano Belletti (Chelsea, 33) The Brazilian has had to reinvent himself during the regime changes at Chelsea, so who’s to say he couldn’t do it again at another club? And which club wouldn’t want a World Cup and Champions League winner? Wanted by: Fuham, Benfica. Philippe Senderos (Arsenal, 24) The Swiss international hasn’t managed to establish himself in Arsene Wenger’s side but his recent loan-spell at AC Milan has convinced the centre-back of the need to move away from the Emirates to enjoy regular first team football. Wanted by: Bayern Munich, Sunderland Fabio Aurelio (Liverpool, 30) Liverpool’s Brazilian left-back enjoyed his first call-up to the international team earlier this year but talks have stalled on a new pay-as-you-play contract which has alerted a number of clubs to his availability. Wanted by: Manchester City, Valencia. Martin Petrov (Manchester City, 30) After prolonged absence through injury and then left out after the influx of new players in the summer, the Bulgaria winger is now beginning to show regular displays of his undoubted talent under the new Roberto Mancini regime. Wanted by: Tottenham Michael Ballack (Chelsea, 33) The Germany captain continues to show the willing and ability to put the hard yards in midfield, he can definitely still do it. However, his £120,000-a week wage demands would ward off all but the very richest of clubs. Wanted by: Bayern Munich Joe Cole (Chelsea, 28) Playing regularly again after a long lay-off with a knee injury, Cole is once more proving his doubters wrong. The creative midfielder has expressed his desire to stay at Chelsea but could the lure of a challenge elsewhere – plus great wages to go with it – draw him away? Wanted by: Tottenham, Manchester City Adam Johnson (Middlesbrough, 23) Man-of-the-moment on Teesside, Johnson is Boro’s top goalscorer and the England under 21 star has already been linked with a number of Premier League clubs. Gordon Strachan will have his work cut out to convince the winger that his future lies at the Riverside. Wanted by: Sunderland, Everton, Wigan Marouane Chamakh (Bordeaux, 25) The Morocco striker has been the on-off transfer talk of the past 12 months but his insistence on staying at Bordeaux – where he has six league goals this season – until the summer means it is certain he will leave as a free agent. Wanted by: Arsenal, Tottenham, Sunderland Ruud van Nistelrooy (Real Madrid, 33) He knows the Premier League inside out and is a proven scorer. The Dutch goal-master is being touted around by Real as his time at the Bernabeu comes to an end. Surely his 95 league goals in England must count for something? Wanted by: Tottenham, Manchester City, Liverpool Marouane Chamakh Ruud van Nistelrooy And on the bench... Joe Ledley (Cardfiff, 22) A product of Cardiff’s academy, Ledley has turned down recent contract offers from the Bluebirds, alerting several Premier League clubs to the industrious midfielder’s availability. Wanted by: Rangers, Birmingham, Wigan Tomas Rosicky (Arsenal, 29) The Czech international hasn’t had the best time at the Emirates with the injuries he has suffered but many clubs would love add him to their midfield. Wanted by: Aston Villa Jermaine Beckford (Leeds, 26) Leeds’ striker is in fine form once again in League One, his 16 strikes this term make him joint top goalscorer but he refused to shake manager Simon Grayson's hand when substituted against Southampton recently. Is he on his way out of the door? Wanted by: Middlesbrough, Newcastle, Wolves Morten Gamst Pedersen (Blackburn, 28) The Norwegian’s left foot is one of the best in the Premier League and his form over the past few years means that there would be a number of potential suitors should Sam Allardyce decide to cash in before he leaves on a free. Wanted by: Celtic, Birmingham Paul Scharner (Wigan, 29) The highly-rated midfielder has been Wigan’s most consistent performer over the past three years but may become a victim of Roberto Martinez’s need to raise funds to buy new players. A very useful utility man, should you need it. Wanted by: Fulham, Everton, Birmingham Louis Saha (Everton, 31) Has rediscovered his scoring touch with 10 goals in 17 appearances for the Toffees this season. Deadly when fit. Wanted by: Sunderland, Roma, Atletico Madrid and Bordeaux Adriano (Flamengo, 27) Give up the Samba life in Brazil to move to the Premier League? Adriano has a number of detractors to prove wrong after his acrimonious departure from Inter Milan, you can be sure he’ll score you goals... but what about the baggage that comes with him? Wanted by: West Ham, Tottenham" ...........maybe not!

Fuckin hell Fist, you've nicked my inventory!!!! you mean itinerary I happen to think he's rather a nice itinerary. whoops, really need to learn not to type when pissed!! wot a silly billy!!

Fuckin hell Fist, you've nicked my inventory!!!!

Hope its all ok TR. Will be thinking of you on Monday.