AgentAxeman

pretty much what i thought. British National Party:63% Conservative Party:62% UK Independence Party:54% Labour Party:34% Liberal Democrats:22% Green Party:9%

EDIT: in the same vein "Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future By Nick Hide on 01 April 2010, 10:33am A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world. The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines. He also claimed responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year. Mr Cole was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted him rooting around in bins. He explained that he was looking for fuel for his 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen blender. Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening." This isn't the first time time-travel has been blamed for mishaps at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery. Professor Brian Cox, a former CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll TV scientist, was sympathetic to Mr Cole. "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention bloody black holes." Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered."

"Belgium moves to become first European country to ban the burka A parliamentary committee agreed yesterday to outlaw the wearing of face-covering veils in public. The full Parliament will vote later this month. Under the proposals, women could face a week in prison or a fine for wearing a veil in public. There are an estimated 650,000 Muslims in Belgium – 6 per cent of the population. The text of the new law does not specifically mention burkas but makes it illegal for anyone to wear clothing ‘that covers all or most of the face’ in any public place. Left-wing MP Denis Ducarme left no doubt the rules were targeting-Muslim extremists. He said after the vote by the home affairs committee: ‘This sends a very strong signal to radical Islamists.’ The French- speaking liberals who have proposed the law argue that an inability to identify people presents a security risk and that the veil is a ‘walking prison’ for women. Daniel Bacquelaine, the bill’s chief promoter, said the ban might also be used against potentially violent demonstrators who covered their faces. He estimated that only a few hundred women in Belgium wore facial veils, but said it was a rising trend. The MP said Belgium did not wish to follow the ‘bad examples’ of Britain and the Netherlands, where he said many Muslims lived in separate communities. The proposal is expected to become law as early as June as it has the support of all five parties in the coalition government. But opponents may appeal to the European Court of Human Rights. There have been debates over banning the burka in France, Switzerland and Italy. This week France’s highest administrative body said a full burka ban, which is supported by all political parties, could violate the French constitution and European law. Brussels has been linked to Islamic extremist terror operations a number of times since September 11. In 2003, 18 men were convicted of involvement in a terror cell with links to Al Qaeda." EDIT: shit, just realised no more spiderman masks!!

tbh, i reckon theres a bit more to it than just her being up the duff.

tbh, i always thought it was a shame that D.Kelly didnt have a crack at the Prem with NUFC, even as a back up to Cole/Beardsley. Not the best link up player but he could certainly finish.

meh! tbh i wasnt that impressed with Kev's vid. most likely agent talk!

I was under the impression that we didnt sign players off YouTube............................

fuckin hell man, you should really push this idea! its GREAT!!!

does anyone know anything about this guy? Tbh i have absolutely no idea who this fella is. Just agent talk? or is he a prospect?

RIP to the people who have died. Whats the story behind this?? does anybody know? "Chechen Rebel Claims He Ordered Moscow Subway Attack By: Jason M. Breslow The leader of a Chechen militant group has claimed responsibility for this week's twin suicide blasts that killed 39 people in the Moscow subway system, and he warned Russians that more attacks are on the way. In a video posted Wednesday to a pro-rebel Web site, Doku Umarov said Monday's bombing was an act of revenge for the killing of civilians by Russian security forces during an anti-terror raid near the Chechnya border in February. The Moscow bombings "were carried out on my orders, and they are not the last ones, with God's will," the rebel leader said. Vowing more attacks, he added: "I promise you the war will come to your streets, and you will feel it in your own lives and your own skin." The video appeared online hours after 12 people were killed when suicide bombers attacked in the republic of Dagestan, a province to the east of Chechnya in Russia's volatile North Caucasus region. According to the Center for Strategic and International Studies, more than 900 people were killed by violence in the region last year. Prime Minister Vladimir Putin has promised to "drag out of the sewer" the terrorists responsible for Monday's bombing, and on Wednesday he said he did not rule out the possibility that the Dagestan attack was carried out by "one and the same gang."

Im finding hangovers much more of a twat now than even only 4/5 yrs ago (im 39). definatley age catching up with me i reckon.

more from Littlejohn. got to say he's been funny this week They accuse Basil Brush and Prince Charles of hate crimes and let the real villains off scot-free Not content with introducing more than 3,500 new laws in its 13 years in office, the Labour Government invented a whole exciting new category of offence called 'hate crimes'. The Home Office definition is: 'Any incident which is perceived by the victim or any other person as being motivated by prejudice or hate.' While he wasn't actually prosecuted - unlike two South Coast pensioners who protested against a Gay Pride rally - Prince Charles found himself in big trouble for referring to an Asian polo partner and friend as 'Sooty', even though the gentleman in question has no problem with his nickname. The fact that no offence was either intended or taken would not have been enough to stop him being charged, provided someone - anyone - made a complaint. This puts the power of prosecution in the hands of any self-righteous, malevolent mischief-maker, of which we have no shortage. Thus there was a Scottish Nationalist who demanded the hokey-cokey be classified as a 'hate crime' because, he said, the popular party song and dance had anti-papist roots and was therefore sectarian. Anyone putting their right foot in, their right foot out, in, out, in, out and shaking it all about, should be arrested. A 77-year-old grandmother in Hampshire was warned that she would be arrested for inciting religious hatred unless she took down a jokey sign on her gate reading: 'Our dogs are fed on Jehovah's Witnesses.' I couldn't help wondering how long it would be before the 'hate crimes' vigilantes moved to close down Margate's Winter Gardens for featuring not only Sooty In Space, a kids' puppet show, but an evening with 4 Poofs And A Piano, Jonathan Ross's house band. The 4 Poofs And A Piano were refused permission to register their name as a Trademark because, the authorities said, someone could find the name offensive. The 4 Poofs protested that, given they were the poofs in question, no one could possibly take offence. If that's what they chose to call themselves, what was the problem? None of this cut any ice with the Trademark Taliban, who continued to insist that 'poofs' was intrinsically insulting and therefore could not receive official endorsement. As for Sooty In Space, the possibilities for prosecution were twofold, both racist and homophobic. Not only is 'Sooty' considered to be an outrageous racial slur, but Sooty himself spends the entire show with someone's hand up his backside. One phone call to the Old Bill from the Margate branch of Stonewall and it would be: 'Izzy-wizzy, let's get busy!' The only difficulty would be knowing which branch of Kent Police to complain to. I logged on to its website and clicked 'diversity'. You're spoiled for choice. 4 Poofs And A Piano, Jonathan Ross's house band, were refused permission to register their name as a Trademark as it was considered 'offensive' There's the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Action Group, which gives lesbians, gays and bisexuals an 'influential voice that will be listened to' and guarantees 'a dynamic forum for positive action'. This isn't to be confused with either the Gay and Transgender Action Group or the Kent Police Gay and Lesbian Support Group. If they don't take your complaint seriously, you could always ring the freefone number for the Kent Homophobic and Transphobic Reporting Line. Then there's always the Hate Crime Action Group, the Minority Ethnic Action Group and the Fairness Action Group, all of which come under the umbrella of the Diversity and Fairness Strategy Board, part of the new Citizen Focus Performance Gold Group, chaired by a deputy chief constable. They all have to justify their existence somehow. Which is why they are urging you to report any potential 'hate crime', however trivial. Between them, they should be able to cobble together some kind of charge that will stick and ensure that Sooty and the 4 Poofs are banged up in Maidstone nick for the next ten years. I dread to think what all this is costing, both in terms of hard cash and the monumental waste of police time, sitting around in committee meetings, talking bollocks and ticking boxes. And this madness isn't just confined to Kent, it's replicated in every police force across the country, in triplicate. (I hesitate to say 'in spades'.) Sooty may have got away with it for now, but Basil Brush wasn't so lucky. In 2008, he found himself being investigated after being put in the frame by someone called Joseph Jones, who styles himself vice-chairman of the Southern England Romany Gipsy & Irish Traveller Network. Jojo took extreme offence at the 'racist and offensive' nature of an episode broadcast on the children's digital channel CBBC in which Basil's neighbour, Dame Rosie Fortune, tries to sell him pegs and lucky heather and offers to read his palm. Basil's having none of it. He says: 'I went to a fortune-teller once and he said I was going on a long journey. He stole my wallet and I had to walk all the way home.' Boom, and indeed, boom! Jojo complained about such 'stereotypical comments'. Police officers were said to be studying the offending episode for evidence. I still can't believe I wrote that sentence. Police officers in Northamptonshire were sitting around staring at a video of a glove puppet to see whether they can bring a charge of 'racism' against him. Can you imagine the 'Wanted' poster? 'We are anxious to interview Mr Brush in relation to allegations made under the Race Relations Act 1976. He was last seen wearing a furry coat and sporting a bushy tail.' Clearly Northamptonshire Constabulary have no more sense of the ridiculous than the complainant. If you're wondering how Jojo came to hear about this shocking smear against sensitive, law-abiding members of the diddicoy community, then the answer is that it was first shown six years ago and has been repeated eight times since. It's also available on a DVD. So why complain, if not to make mischief? And more to the point, why didn't the Old Bill simply tell Jojo to go away and stop wasting their time? If Basil Brush can fall foul of the 'hate crimes' brigade, where will it all end? Will Northants social services take Andy Pandy into care because he's forced to live in a box with two other puppets? Will Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub be prosecuted for operating an all-white recruitment policy at Trumpton Fire Station? Remember this the next time some chief constable complains about 'lack of resources' and says he can't afford to put bobbies on the beat or investigate domestic burglaries. Meanwhile, the real purveyors of hate in our society are not only getting away with it but being encouraged by the idiocy of those in authority.

just spotted this reply. thanks for the vote of confidence Parky! really appreciate it!!

tbh Happy, i always have before (except once in local elections, knew the candidate. nice guy he was). dont reckon i'll be voting for any of the main parties this time round tho. cheers for the info but tbh i dont reckon i'll be needing it.

na mate, just wanted an insight into your mind. quite scary really.

thats probably what i meant. i dont know too much about american politics so please forgive my fumbling around the issue.

An entertainingly insane fuckwit on Fox News - his latest classic was to proclaim that anyone who talked about "Social Justice" was either a Stalinist or a Nazi. never heard of him but he sounds like a bit of a fruitloop right enough.

I know how to solve it.

They aren't untouchable at all. Just needs more people like Alan Grayson voted into office. who's Alan Grayson? Sitting US 8th congressional senator for Florida who's introduced five bills to the senate to reduce corporate spending on campaigns. isnt he a supporter of the homeland security bill (or whatever it was called) which restricts freedom of speech for a vast number of americans?

They aren't untouchable at all. Just needs more people like Alan Grayson voted into office. who's Alan Grayson?

littlejohn EDIT: whos Glenn Beck?

so whats the answer Parky? bring it all down and revert to anarchy? Get a farm and a gun. forgive me if i dont hold my breath till this apocolyptic vision happens Parky. If you're correct with your assertion of this so called NWO then it'll never happen as theres no way they would allow it.

it certainly looks that way sometimes! I guess im just uncomfortable with the idea of religiously motivated police is all. and before anyone starts that means any religion. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics...l-tensions.html Race and immigration is just a distraction the ruling class use against us. Your problem is your Govt and their paymasters the banks and big business. But of course that is too big for you to think about so you waste everyones time repeating the mantra's put out in the mass media. Try this one AA. It should make you FAR angrier than one religious div.... Source so we're under control from untouchable people in power who simply use us to make money and hence more power for themselves? tell me something i dont know Happy. i just deal with the sense of injustice in a different way is all.

so whats the answer Parky? bring it all down and revert to anarchy?

from the mail Don't say I didn't warn you: The Labour Party promised us New Jerusalem... but they gave us Little Britain! The Labour Party was born out of a burning desire to improve the lot of the working class. In its early years it wasn't just about pay and working conditions, it was about access to decent housing and education. When Labour came to power in 1997, it still aspired to that noble goal. Or at least it said it did. 'The development of an underclass of people, cut off from society's mainstream, living often in poverty, the black economy, crime and family instability, is a moral and economic evil,' Tony Blair declared. But under him and Gordon Brown, social mobility has gone backwards. Labour's lumpen proletariat has been condemned to a desolate life on sink estates, slumped on sofas, gawping at daytime television, stuffing themselves with fast food, using welfare payments to subsidise their drink and drugs habits. Britain leads the world in welfare cheats, drug addicts, feral gangs and obese children Britain leads the world in welfare cheats, feral gangs and obese children I remember being in Blackpool for a Labour Party conference and as I made my way from my hotel at 9.30 in the morning, I had to step into the road to avoid a family walking four-abreast on the pavement in the direction of the seafront. Mum, dad, eight-year-old son and six-year-old daughter were dressed in matching turquoise shell-suits. They all had earrings and wore baseball caps. The father's cap was distinguished by a plastic dog turd stuck to the peak, beneath a logo which proclaimed 'Sh**head'. They were breakfasting on fish and chips from polystyrene containers, washed down with Irn-Bru in the case of the children and Special Brew for the parents. 'What chance have these kids got?' I thought. Now I may have been rushing to judgment. They could have been a blameless couple who had taken their children out of their fee-paying convent school for the day to go on a field trip. Fish and chips for breakfast was simply a way of giving them an authentic working-class experience to broaden their horizons and drum home the message that not everyone starts the day with organic muesli from Waitrose. The novelty baseball cap could have been an ironic, post-modern take on the nature of unbridled consumerism or a witty protest about societal stereotyping. Then again, they could just have been scum. It was then that it dawned on me that the game was up for Labour. We've always had what sociologists prefer to call an underclass. But not on this scale and never so visible. She had seven children by five different fathers Labour promised a New Jerusalem. They've delivered Little Britain. The Guardianistas condemn Little Britain's horribly accurate portrait of the underclass as cruel and making fun of a 'vulnerable' section of society. Maybe they've got a guilty conscience, but I shouldn't think so. The truth is, the Leftist bien pensants have built a land fit for Vicky Pollards. Britain seems to have cornered the market in welfare layabouts, drug addicts, feral gangs of obese children and hideous, drunken scrubbers, littering the gutters of even our more genteel suburbs. The women are the worst of the lot, giving birth to a procession of baybees by different, transient fathers and expecting - nay, being encouraged by - the state to pay for their upbringing. The Government's preferred solution is to keep on throwing money at the problem, hiring legions of social workers and 'parenting skills advisers' to keep the scum in check, while importing hundreds of thousands of immigrants to do the jobs our indigenous idle are paid not to do. Five million people of working age have not done a day's work since Labour came to power. And these figures did not include the millions on incapacity benefit, lone parents and youngsters not in education or employment. Foreign fruit pickers were working in East Anglia for less than £6 an hour and sleeping three to a room. When a local youth who had just signed on for his dole money was asked why he couldn't do the same as Poles and Slovakians, he just laughed. He wouldn't even get out of bed for that kind of money. Which begged the question: if he wasn't willing to work, why was he getting out-of-work benefits? Karen Matthews is taken to court in connection with the abduction of her daughter Shannon One case in particular lifted the stone on Britain's burgeoning underclass. In 2008, a young girl called Shannon Matthews went missing from her home in Dewsbury for 24 days. It turned out that, in the wake of the Madeleine McCann abduction in Portugal, the family hoped to sell their story to the papers for £50,000. Further investigation discovered that the girl's 32-year-old mother Karen was like a modern version of the Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe. She had seven children by five fathers, had never had a job in her life and received £400 a week in benefits. She was living with a 22-year-old bloke who was described as Shannon's 'stepfather'. In what sense would that be, then? Ultimately, Karen Matthews was found to have made the whole thing up and she was jailed for a 'despicable and inconceivable' plot to kidnap the schoolgirl. Labour has spent a fortune shoring up single motherhood, rather than supporting traditional two-parent families. It is the children who have come off worse. They aren't poor in any financial sense. They have mobile phones, iPods, computers, plasma TVs. They're well clothed, they don't go hungry and their bills are paid by the state. But they suffer the most appalling moral poverty because they have no family stability, just a procession of 'uncles' and 'stepfathers' who stay long enough to get their mothers pregnant again before shuffling off in search of greener pastures. The children are left to fend for themselves in a feral parallel universe. Frankly, I see no immediate prospect of things getting better any time soon. We're on to second- and third-generation scum now, sustained by a patronising and 'nonjudgmental' welfare juggernaut. By and large, welfare cheats on sink estates are left pretty much to their own devices because officials are frightened to confront them. There would also, I don't doubt, be issues of human rights raised if a strong line was taken. 'Yuman rites' is another New Labour big gun that's drastically backfired. There's no escape from it, not even behind bars. Being banged up for a serious crime doesn't prevent even hardened villains benefiting from the com-pen-say-shun culture. Legal aid is lavished on cons with the most bizarre and unwarranted grievances. More than £20million has been paid out to convicted prisoners for everything from being refused heroin to the wrong kind of toilet paper. Two hundred were awarded £10,000 each after complaining that they were refused recreational drugs in jail. Over the years, I've paid the occasional visit to Slade Prison, to see the modern prison system through the eyes of Norman Stanley Fletcher. Imagine that Fletch is in his cell when Mr Mackay enters. You can't escape 'yuman rites', not even behind bars 'Put that filthy cigarette out, Fletcher. Don't you know our new lady governor has declared Slade a smoke-free zone?' 'I'd love to Mr Mackay, but I can't. You see, I'm addicted to nicotine and you have no right to stop me smoking.' 'Who says so?' 'Articles 3 and 14 of the European Convention on Human Rights ban discrimination, torture or inhuman, degrading treatment and punishment. Oh, and Article 8 enshrines the right to a private life, so if you don't mind I shall have to ask you to leave.' 'Human rights for prisoners? I've never heard anything so absurd.' 'Serves you right for voting Labour.' 'I didn't vote Labour, I voted SNP.' 'So did McLaren in the next cell.' 'How did he get a vote?' 'Postal vote, Mr Mackay, we all did. Very big on your postal voting, Labour.' 'But prisoners can't vote.' 'That's where you're wrong, Mr Mackay. Judges at the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg ruled that prisoners are just as entitled to vote as all them on the out. What's more, I might even be in line for a bit of compensation-seeing as the Old Bill wouldn't fetch me a bacon sandwich when I refused to come down off that roof.' 'But you were breaking into a factory at the time, Fletcher.' 'That's as may be, Mr Mackay, but I was technically in custody, they had the place surrounded and the rules say all prisoners are entitled to proper meal breaks. I read that the Old Bill sent up a party bucket of fried chicken to one bloke on a roof. He might have been throwing tiles at the time, but he still had his yuman rights.' 'This is madness.' It was madness, and it didn't stop there. When I was dreaming up that spoof in 2007, I also imagined drink and drugs freely available, pornography downloaded on to prison laptops by serial rapists, prisoners being let out to run pubs and one allowed out to marry his boyfriend in a civil partnership ceremony. I didn't have to make it up. Most of this lunacy was based on actual cases and I thought I'd pretty much covered the waterfront. But even my warped imagination didn't stretch to lifers fathering children by artificial insemination. Or being given £27,000 in legal aid to demand the right to do so. But a few weeks later, along came convicted murderer Kirk Dickson and his wife, Lorraine. Dickson was serving a life sentence for kicking a man to death in the street in 1995 because he refused to hand over his cigarettes. He met Lorraine through a prison pen-pal scheme while she was doing 12 months for benefit fraud. They were married after she was released in 2000. Bless. Like any loving couple, they wanted an ickle bay-bee. When the prison refused to authorise sperm donation, they hired a solicitor to fight their case. The Home Secretary ruled against them on the grounds that their relationship had never been tested outside prison. So too did the High Court and the Court of Appeal. They headed for Europe, maintaining that their right to a private and family life was being violated. In my opinion, Dickson forfeited his right to a family life when he kicked a man to death. Why should he be legally entitled to a privilege which he so brutally denied his victim? As for Lorraine, perhaps she shouldn't have married someone serving a life sentence if she wanted another child. Another child? Oh, yes, I forgot to mention that Lorraine Dickson already had three children by her first husband. It was failing to declare maintenance payments from him when making fraudulent benefits claims which got her banged up in prison in the first place. The case came before the European Court of Human Rights, and the Euro-judges ruled that it was unlawful to stop jailed Dickson donating sperm for his wife to use in IVF treatment as it breached their right to marry and raise a family. 'Time for your IVF donation, Fletcher. I want you to deposit your sample in this test tube.' 'What, from here?' In that same spoof, by the way, I had Genial Harry Grout as a heroin baron. Shortly afterwards it was revealed that not only were prison authorities turning a blind eye to heroin use, they were issuing inmates with Steradent tablets so that they could keep their syringe needles clean. Oh, and homosexuals were given the right to view gay porn in prison following another yuman rites ruling. But never in my wildest imagination could I have made up a woman prisoner doing life for killing her baby suing prison authorities for refusing to let her have a Native American drum so she could talk to dead animals. After she was sentenced, the woman, who hails from Birmingham, announced she was a Red Indian. As you do - though last time I looked, there wasn't a Cherokee encampment under Spaghetti Junction and I haven't spotted any tepees on the halfway line at Villa Park. Anyway, this madwoman now styled herself Chaha Oh-Niyol Kai-Whitewind and claimed, inevitably, that her yuman rites were being violated unless she got a drum, potions, spell books and a peace pipe to allow her to practise her religion. She wrote to the governor stating: 'I do not believe in violence. I have respect for all life and individuality' - though this hadn't extended to her 12-week-old son, whom she strangled for refusing to breastfeed. How long before some old lag in the Scrubs claims to be the Last of the Mohicans? Give it time: they'll have their own happy hunting ground on the playing fields at Ford Open. If you think this is a bit farfetched, it was also reported that the Home Office is considering building special prisons for Muslims, so that convicted terrorists don't have to mix with filthy infidels. Why stop there? Why not separate nicks for Rastafarians, complete with steel drums, complimentary ganja and a drive-by shooting range? Or jails where traditional East End gangsters can celebrate their culture; sipping gold watch round the old joanna, singing Knees Up Muvva Brahn, sawing the barrels off a pair of matching Purdeys in the workshop and feeding each other to the pigs on the prison farm? Speaking of traditional East End gangsters, it emerged from official archives not so long ago that Reggie Kray attempted to make a fresh start while he was banged up in prison for life. He sounds like a perfect role model for today's politicians. You can imagine him being interviewed on the Today programme and using what we have come to know as the Gordon Brown defence to any suggestion that he might possibly have been at fault about anything whatsoever. 'Good morning, I'm Evan Montague, and my guest in the studio today is the East End businessman Reginald Kray, who with his twin brother ran organised crime rackets and was responsible for a wave of violence and murder.' Reggie Kray is a role model for today's MPs 'If I could just stop you there, Eva. Our old mum brought us up with a firm sense of right and wrong, to tell the truth at all times - except to the Old Bill, obviously. We only rob those what can afford to pay their fair share. We are taking necessary steps to support our community, providing much-needed jobs to help people in these difficult times.' 'Such as?' 'Croupiers, strippers, prostitutes. Our record in expanding the service and leisure sector is second to none. We are also financing traditional East End trades, such as armed robbery, safe-cracking and demanding money with menaces.' 'But you murdered Jack "The Hat" McVitie and your twin brother Ronnie shot George Cornell in the head in the Blind Beggar after Cornell called him a "fat poof". You both deserved to go to prison. No one should be above the law.' 'Why not? Parliament is. And at least we've got a code of honour. If some of them MPs had stolen from us like they stole from the taxpayer, they'd be propping up motorway flyovers.' 'But, Mr Kray, the public is demanding that the East End is cleaned up, especially the blood on the pavement outside the Blind Beggar.' 'And I agree with them. That's why I am getting on with the job. Who better to clean the place up than those what created the mess in the first place?' 'With respect, Mr Kray, you've had 13 years to clean up your act, but you've chosen to steal, kill and get rich on the proceeds of crime.' 'Look, people don't want to dwell on the past, they want to know what we are going to do in the future. Things is going to be different around here from now on.' 'So what next for you, Mr Kray?' 'I'm thinking of standing for Parliament.' 'What makes you think the public would vote for a criminal as their MP?' 'Silly question, son.'