AgentAxeman

I would like to reverse the rise of the EU. just 'cos I don't like it!

You don't buy into that do you? Please don't try and argue there is no trend toward increased temperatures on earth. You'll reveal yourself to be moronic. what about the years/decades/centuries before the 1880's Happy? is it a gradual warming from say the 12th century? or maybe it was actually quite warm then (12th century). The middle of the 19th century is a handy reference point for global warming fanatics as it was the coldest period for a thousand years. maybe thats why your graph starts where it does (years). But it would be nice for the trend of the last 130 years to stop, right? aye, i'll agree to that. cannit stand the heat!

You don't buy into that do you? Please don't try and argue there is no trend toward increased temperatures on earth. You'll reveal yourself to be moronic. what about the years/decades/centuries before the 1880's Happy? is it a gradual warming from say the 12th century? or maybe it was actually quite warm then (12th century). The middle of the 19th century is a handy reference point for global warming fanatics as it was the coldest period for a thousand years. maybe thats why your graph starts where it does (years).

you fool, it'll lead to an ice age!! mark my words!!"!£!"£21413!£!£¬"£"!££%$%^"

I invent words all the time. its called Tourets!

its the mascots for the olympics. utter pap!

wot a load of utter fuckin tosh! stevie wonder could've designed something better than that!

A true Legend in every sense of the word. Quite possibly the best voice ever in hard rock/metal. R.I.P. Ronnie

some proper bad losers on here like!

Time once again to tune in to Eyewitness News, Palm Beach, for an American perspective on the General Election. Good morning, America, how are you? This is your favourite son, Chad Hanging, reporting. Let’s cross live to London, Englandland, where our special correspondent Brit Limey has been following developments. Good morning, Chad. I’m standing in historic Piccadilly Square, in downtown London, where people are coming to terms with the results of the election. From a distance, you can't tell Cameron and Clegg apart. They even look like members of a boy band - Westminster's answer to Jedward Given that the TV debates turned this election into a glorified version of the X Factor, it is perhaps fitting that the country may soon be run by a political double act. From a distance, you can't tell Cameron and Clegg apart. They even look like members of a boy band - Westminster's answer to Jedward So who is the new president of Englandland, Brit? President Norman Brown, Chad. I thought he was the old president. He is, Chad. So President Brown won the election. No, Chad, he lost the election. President Brown’s Labour Party came second, two million votes behind the Conservatives. So the Conservatives won? No, they lost, too. They didn’t get enough seats in the House of Lords to form a majority government. So President Brown got more seats, even though he got fewer votes. Negatory, Chad. President Brown got 60 fewer seats than the Conservatives. Then why is he still President? He’s holed up in Number 10 Downing Street, where the Queen lives, and refuses to come out. Can he do that? Apparently so, Chad. He can carry on being President until someone else forms a government. What happens now? Well, Chad, it’s up to the Liberal Democrats to decide who becomes President. I didn’t realise the Democrats were standing in Englandland. Does that mean President Obama could become president of Englandland? No, Chad. Different party. They’re led by a guy called Clegg, who won one of the TV debates. For a while he was the new Susan Boyle. They’re a new party, right? No, they’re an old party. Even older than the Conservatives and Labour. So the Liberal Democrats won the election? No, they lost, too. They only got 57 seats, which is fewer than they got at the last election in 2005. How come they get to choose the president, then? Because they came third. So this guy Clegg could become president? No chance, Chad, but he could become Vice President or Homeland Security Secretary. How so? He’s talking to the Conservatives about forming a coalition. And where does that leave President Norman Brown? Clegg’s talking to Labour about forming a coalition, too. If Clegg decides to go with Labour, does that mean Norman Brown could stay on as president? Not necessarily, Chad. Labour and the Liberal Democrats still wouldn’t have enough seats to command a majority. And Clegg says he wouldn’t work under President Brown, so Labour would have to choose a new president. But that would mean that the new president hadn’t been elected by anyone. That’s the way it works in Englandland. President Norman Brown wasn’t elected by anyone, either. Tell me more about this Clegg guy, Brit. Well, Chad, he looks like Piers Morgan, from America’s Got Talent, he supports illegal immigration and thinks Englandland should be governed by Europe. And what do the people of Englandland think about that? They hate the idea, Chad, which is why the Liberal Democrats came a poor third in this election. Yet Clegg still gets to choose the president? That’s right, Chad. Isn’t that like letting the Tea Party pick the president of the USA? Not really, Chad. The Tea Party is more popular than the Lib Dems and contains fewer wacko nutjobs. So what happens now? Clegg could still do a deal with the Conservatives, which would mean a man called Call Me Dave becomes president, even though he didn’t win enough seats, either. Can they do that? I guess so, Chad. During the election, Clegg promised a more open, accountable, honest form of government. It’s the ‘new politics’. Run that by me again, Brit. So under this new, open and more honest politics, the politicians pick the president without asking the voters? That’s a big Ten-four, Chad. All the negotiations are being conducted in secret. Why don’t they just hold another election, Brit? Because the Labour Party and the Liberal Democrats haven’t got any money to fight another election, Chad. The biggest Lib Dem donor is a convicted fraudster who is on the run from the police. Did they give the money back? Of course not, Chad. They kept it, arguing that it was the only way they could compete with Labour, who are bankrolled by the unions, and the Conservatives, who are owned by someone called Lord Paddy Ashcroft, who lives in a banana republic called Belisha. Englandland sounds more like a banana republic than a mature democracy. Funny you say that, Chad. There was chaos when the polling stations shut before everyone had voted. You’re kidding me. I wish I was, Chad. There are also 20 separate police inquiries into voting irregularities, including postal vote fraud. The election has been widely condemned by international observers from as far afield as Kenya, Rwanda and Bangladesh. It looks as if it may have to be rerun in some areas. And these are the guys who told us we didn’t know how to run an election in Florida.

Got it today, sounds great. Well impressed with the delivery time aswell!

you sure the top wave form is the cd?! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Magneti...ding_production aye, loads of metal bands are doing the same thing now, ie. recording overly loud. that wiki article explains why very nicely indeed.

tbh TR, i think you and i are the only people that remember them.

ordered it yesterday. hopefully should have it next week.

He's wrong. They were lush! Ahh thank you Meenz. I couldnt have imagined them. I want one now though. confectionery in the 70's/80's was much better imo! loads more E numbers for a start!! does anybody else remember Nutty Bars? basically a lump (roll) of caramel covered in peanuts. came in a kind of clear brown wrapper iirc. they were LUSH!!!

Renton, may i please have some of the substances you've been ingesting?

does you crystal ball tell you so? When a team's 3-0 down in the 88th minute you don't need a crystal ball to say they'll get 3 points. depends if the oppo then gets another team on the pitch to help them.......

does you crystal ball tell you so?

source? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/election-2...ervyn-King.html Whichever party wins the election will have to impose spending cuts of such severity that they will find themselves exiled from power for a generation, the governor of the Bank of England has reportedly claimed. maybe i havent read that correctly but im sure it doesnt mention Cameron by name.

source?