AgentAxeman

I think its a good idea! lets face it, how many on here earn more than 44k each?

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a joke? What does it do? ffs!

Rip. One of the greats!

yup, to everything. Sprouts and Parsnips (gotta be done in honey) are fuckin lush!!

1st - get woken up at 6 by 2 screaming kids 2nd - open presents and play with the bairns toys for a while 3rd - 1st sherry of the day (maybe 10am ish) 4th - start getting all the stuff for dinner ready (all the meat will have been cooked the previous day) 5th - expect her parents 6th - expect my mam and also my brother, his wife and 2 kids 7th - more sherry and maybe some beer or lager 8th - drink like its 1999 and stuff mesel' silly with all sorts of meat and fowl 9th - try and eat some xmas pud and fail miserably 10th - drink something else till bedtime 11th - get up boxing day to a cooked breakfast and lots of drinking (it is my birthday after all) all good fun!

circa 1974

completely agree

you wanna know whats scary? trying to pay for a mortgage and keep food on the table for the wife and kids on minimum wage. Scary? fucking spoilt brat. ??? what size mortgage could you get on minimum wage?

so, i take it the black lesbian didnt win?

Very attack minded bench with no CB. Did Campbell pick up a knock or something?

GO ON SHOLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry Parky, but you've been decieved by the Dark Side!

I reckon you must have really pissed a few people off to get 56 msg's in your inbox!

at least half the middle east Expensive date that. Doubt it, they grow them over there.

this. as to the op, i'd make cuts in the RAF and also in the navy but to a lesser extent. I'd keep the army to a similar level in numbers but would re-introduce conscription to keep parity in numbers (to the current level). not everyones idea of an ideal solution perhaps but it would take people off the dole if nothing else.

owning more than one house or car.

I'll try....................... ...................cat, hat, sat, etc.

of course. tell me Renton, if labour had formed a coalition with the lib dems instead of the tories, which party in this hypothetical coalition would have the main say in policy? So Labour would have won despite getting less seats than the oppositon? Is that how you see it? It could have easliy happened as well were it not for the relationship between Brown and Clegg. A coalition is what it is, the Conservatives did not win an outright majority and do not have a majority government. They did not 'win' and require the continued support of the Lib Dems to function. How long this will go on for is will be interesting. Admitting you were wrong would have been easier btw. of course. it doesnt matter how who climb the slippery pole as long as you get to the top. and in this case, the top is the people who dictate policy ie. the big winner. if labour had formed this unholy abomination of a coalition i would probably look on it as you look on the current coalition, with extreme distaste and mistrust but in the big scheme of things, labour would still be the winner as they would wield the most influence and power.

very true , your post would have been funnier however if i hadnt just explained that. It didn't though. You could have the most seats and the majority, unlike your beloved Tories. Hard work this like youre making it harder than needs be bud, i said the tories won the most seats. 306? to labours 250 something. tell me whats hard about that. The joke was based on your not knowing what majority means though. i fell into the trap of lazy language. for that, i apologise. i shall endeavour to be clearer with my definitions from this time forward.

of course. tell me Renton, if labour had formed a coalition with the lib dems instead of the tories, which party in this hypothetical coalition would have the main say in policy?

very true , your post would have been funnier however if i hadnt just explained that. It didn't though. You could have the most seats and the majority, unlike your beloved Tories. Hard work this like youre making it harder than needs be bud, i said the tories won the most seats. 306? to labours 250 something. tell me whats hard about that.

very true , your post would have been funnier however if i hadnt just explained that.

no they didnt, they got the majority of the votes. hence they won. (admitedly not by a sufficient margin to govern independently) No they didn't, if you don't know the definition of the word 'majority' then maybe you shouldn't be talking with the big boys. fair enough ewerk, however the tories did win the most seats which is what i, of course, meant all along.