AgentAxeman

Correct me if I'm wrong but didnt the jap reactors only go kaput because of a 8.9 earthquake and subsequent tidal wave? When was the last time we had those conditions in the UK Parky? More Nuclear power please. Gotta be better than those fuckin stupid windmills popping up all over the place. Edit: Wave power is a good call aswell.

I just want the fat fucka to croak, landing on pardoo and breaking his spine. That would do for me!

He aint no Hughton either!!!

Why? Colo, Willo and Taylor all ahead in the pecking order? For physical presence maybe?

this tbh. Pardew is a fuckwit of the highest order!

Technically it was Saturday morning.

The steak has been consumed!

plus costs Tom. Divvnt forget them..................... (enough to make yer weep really)

Difficult to ignore tho when its such an emotive subject. Personally I think the £50 fine is an absolute disgrace. If they are so dissatisfied with the 'British' culture and lifestyle then they should fuck off to somewhere more intune with their own personal ideals. (imo) Btw, does anyone know if these chaps are British born Muslims or immigrants?

I was waiting for the Tsunami jokes to come flooding in................................

Wahey! Social progress!!

April showers?? You've seen that vid as well? Of course...........................................

no, not even so called 'respected' enviromental scientists could answer that with any certainty. my guess is no but im sure someone will be along soon to disagree with that.

Like any activity you need a modicum of natural talent to start with. If you dont have that then any amount of dedication wont see you to the top. Conversely, all the talent in the world does you no good whatsoever if you dont have the dedication. as to the op - yes if you have natural talent and no if you dont. For me, no i dont think i could become world champ in 5 yrs

April showers??

In the 84/85 season at home but i cant remember who we were playing. I remember 'Mavis' Reilly scored so that should narrow it down a bit. Was stood in the scoreboard section. Good times!

You dislike him because he unbuttoned his shirt? Man, you crazy!!!!

Liar! Bet ya cant last 40 days (and loooooooooooooong nights!)

Golden syrup! OH YEAH BABY!!!!

Best way. A 100% conviction rate will stand VERY well with the voters.

Giraffe. Should be easy enough.

this

Tricky one. Blade Runner is my no.1 all time fav film and as such I would hate to see it sullied but I'd also put Alien in my top 10. However, Aliens imo is a better film (more bang bang ) so sometimes the whole prequel/sequel thing can work. Mind the rest of the Alien franchise was pap.

ffs, an arsehole disciplining an arsehole and coming across as a complete fucking arsehole!! Pardew, please just shut the fuck up and stop slagging your players in the rags. If its gotta be done then do it in private.