AgentAxeman

Needs a sign held up saying "This is DEADMAN's BIOS"

My racist jokes are getting a lot of dislikes on FB today. It's almost like 100s of black people have all just got a new laptop or something.

Quality!

Reasons to be cheerful? The fat fucka might have to sell us to recoup the £200 odd million that he's just lost on the stock market! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-20...ped-riches.html That would certainly make me a LOT happier!

ffs Gene, stop eating the fuckin crayons man!

Ow! That is all.

Anal Cunt? I knew it was all the rage. My mate in Tassie has a band called Superkunts. They were proper brill lads aswell. Fuckin scream to be around! Mind you, they're music was definately an aquired taste!! Proper old skool screamy Death Metal. And I'm a metal head. Thought of another one, a local band covering AC/DC called Whey Aye/DC.

Do you keep a diary?..........

Spot on. imo, Immigrants should have at the very least a basic understanding of the language and culture that they are aspiring to enter. EDIT: whether they are coming into this country or moving abroad (from this country ie. emigration).

They heard summat on the newswire, summat bad and it scared them and they is scared and feel guilty and shit and although life IS short with almost no meaning to it....The smoking must stop...Cause they heard summat on the newswire and others said the zone was radiated but no one really knew what the zone was...But it was bad even worse than not spending the Carroll money... Parky, that made me (really) laugh out loud! You know where its at bud!!! (sometimes)

Met a band in the states (New Jersey Metal fest) called Anal Cunt! Also, funnily enough at the same venue a band called Anal Blast! Lots of bum issues going on there methinks.

ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!! Thats fuckin horrific! My eyes.............. my poor eyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeessssssss!!!!.....................

Lifes too short guys (and gals). Enjoy while you can! In response to Nick, I quit for years but still went back to it. Dont regret it and I dont feel bad about it either. Mind, I only smoke about 4-5 tabs a day (more when I'm on the lash tho).

You answered "yes" to 32 of 100 questions, making you 68.0% nice pure (32.0% nice corrupt); that is, you are 68.0% pure in the niceness domain. According to the scoring guide, your niceness experience level is: Warm... You are nicer than most. This is a very good score. You probably lead a happy life, or whatever. Congrats.

I look like that cunt I see in the mirror.

Tbf I cant blame Enrique at all. Same as I couldnt blame Nolan and Carroll for wanting out. all together lads........... "Get out of our club, get out of our cluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurb.............etc."

I know its pointless but asylum sseekers aren't here illegally and can't claim benefits. Wrong. Illegal immigration 13. There are three main sources of illegal immigration - those who clandestinely cross the borders e.g. on the back of a lorry, visitors and students who overstay their visas, and rejected asylum seekers who the authorities fail to remove. In the autumn of 2009 the press reported extensive exploitation of the student visa system, notably on the Indian sub-continent and, in February 2010, the government temporarily suspended applications from posts in China, India, Bangladesh and Nepal. MigrationWatch UK has estimated that there are around 32,000 bogus students coming to the UK every year, at a cost to the taxpayer of between £326 million and £493 million. (Briefing Paper 2.10). The weaknesses of the student visa system are described in Briefing Paper 2.3. 14. In June 2005, a government commissioned study gave a central estimate of the number of illegal immigrants of 430,000. Migration Watch updated this to 475,000. (Briefing Paper 11.6). In March 2009, a study by the London School of Economics suggested a central estimate of 618,000 of which 442,000 were thought to be in London. Migrationwatch updated the UK estimate to 1.1 million. (Briefing Paper 11.22). The government continue to be opposed to an amnesty - for good reasons. (Briefing Paper 11.7). Source: http://www.migrationwatchuk.org/ This proves the point that some asylum seekers are indeed here illegally. Do you think LM recognises the difference between "rejected" and the rest? Also "migration watch" - biased? only as biased as it's made out to be by those who purchase the Guardian. In other words bias is simply a point of view. if its not your pov then its biased. if it is your pov then its a sensible, rational argument!

Are you kidding? There are a handful of countries in Europe that aren't fucked. Yeah, but with Spain, Portugal, Italy and Ireland all in shit situation you never know. I think that the influence of Germany (mostly), France and Britain will actually help the Eurozone vastly in a union, but still theres enough countries in the mire to argue it could go to shit. We are one of the fucked countries surely? Yeah but so are most people in Europe in that respect, ours is relatively sustainable though and there's a reason we're contributing towards bailouts and not receiving them. ??? Enlighten us....... Didn't we pay 4 billion dollars towards Ireland? Unless you mean the reason, i'd say because we have one of the biggest economies in the world, don't have an insane amount of tax dodgers (Greece's is crazy), started cuts before it was too late and are slowly working away at the debt. Why do you have a different opinion? Had on, so what youre saying is that BECAUSE we play by the rules we should fork out for every other fucka that cannit be bothered?

I know its pointless but asylum sseekers aren't here illegally and can't claim benefits. Wrong. Illegal immigration 13. There are three main sources of illegal immigration - those who clandestinely cross the borders e.g. on the back of a lorry, visitors and students who overstay their visas, and rejected asylum seekers who the authorities fail to remove. In the autumn of 2009 the press reported extensive exploitation of the student visa system, notably on the Indian sub-continent and, in February 2010, the government temporarily suspended applications from posts in China, India, Bangladesh and Nepal. MigrationWatch UK has estimated that there are around 32,000 bogus students coming to the UK every year, at a cost to the taxpayer of between £326 million and £493 million. (Briefing Paper 2.10). The weaknesses of the student visa system are described in Briefing Paper 2.3. 14. In June 2005, a government commissioned study gave a central estimate of the number of illegal immigrants of 430,000. Migration Watch updated this to 475,000. (Briefing Paper 11.6). In March 2009, a study by the London School of Economics suggested a central estimate of 618,000 of which 442,000 were thought to be in London. Migrationwatch updated the UK estimate to 1.1 million. (Briefing Paper 11.22). The government continue to be opposed to an amnesty - for good reasons. (Briefing Paper 11.7). Source: http://www.migrationwatchuk.org/ This proves the point that some asylum seekers are indeed here illegally.

Are you kidding? There are a handful of countries in Europe that aren't fucked. Yeah, but with Spain, Portugal, Italy and Ireland all in shit situation you never know. I think that the influence of Germany (mostly), France and Britain will actually help the Eurozone vastly in a union, but still theres enough countries in the mire to argue it could go to shit. We are one of the fucked countries surely? Yeah but so are most people in Europe in that respect, ours is relatively sustainable though and there's a reason we're contributing towards bailouts and not receiving them. ??? Enlighten us.......

Gan on JB!

Desperate scousewives!

What's Islam and a sat-nav got in common? You think you're on the right path, but follow them literally and you'll end up smashing into a fucking building.