Holden McGroin

Scouse accents on girls just make them sound cheap. eg Jennifer Ellison

I had one a couple of years ago. They asked me loads of technical questions which I wasn't prepared for. Total flop.

Still nail it though, albeit a borderline fitty celeb. Would have to tape her mouth shut though. Cant stand the scouse accent on girls.

Freddy would have him back though.

Happy B'day! Note no slagging off!

Swimfan. Gash teenage Fatal Attraction wannabe.

My fridge door is always fucking left open. Might not be my flat mate after all!

Seen it before...but videos are deceiving. If we saw a compilation of Larry Robert we'd think he was the best player ever to grace the game.

He's a good communicater.....

Had many a wank over her.....She married Lleyton Hewitt. Stupid bitch.

Another one that had a few bad injuries. Lost his pace completely. Wonder where he is now?

At a £1.5m loss as well IIRC ! Edit: or was it a £3m loss?

When we had a big batch of young players coming through. Who did you initially think was going to be great. - Neilson - Watson - Elliott - Appelby (M) - Howey - Clark - Roche - Thompson I alwasys rated Allan Neilson. Had a great footballing brain. Just lacked a bit of physical presence to be a top centre back Also thought Robbie E would play for England. Never recovered from a few bad injuries.

True. My instructor told me to not have my mirrors perfectly lined up so the examiner could see the head movement.

Sounds about right. Must have been around the time of the Keegan era where we were buying quite a lot of foreigners.

Yeah, Graham. Should be about 19-20 now. Not sure if he'll break through...

At Newcastle? No he wasn't. West Ham had their claws in him by 15. They (apparently) bought his family a house, car etc. 168160[/snapback] I didn't realise he'd gone to West Ham so young. In any case he was at NUFC before he went doon sooth. 168214[/snapback] I think he may have ventured as far as the school of excellence at Newcastle but was never going to sign for us - if my memory serves me correctly.

I was fucking immense but don't feel bad if you aren't as good as me! Actually, my dad used to take to the MFI car park for some practice before I took lessons (until the fuckers started putting up barriers!)

At Newcastle? No he wasn't. West Ham had their claws in him by 15. They (apparently) bought his family a house, car etc.

Dont the experts just say they mistake us for seals though?

To stop it eating anyone else? Why cant we just be a part of the food chain? 168074[/snapback] We are. But because of our big brains we are at the top of it and can invent boats and harpoons. Unlucky sharky. 168078[/snapback]

Emre, Duff, N'zogbia, Luque, Babayaro, O'Brien

To stop it eating anyone else? Why cant we just be a part of the food chain?

There is no love in the water.

Why do we hunt it down and kill it?