Holden McGroin

Next time you have a wank, jizz into a cup and then down it in one. Then come back and ask the question again.... 115659[/snapback] Nothing to do with taste. Just manners imo

I too find this attitude to blow jobs staggering tbh. I was once at a mate's party when his parents were on holiday. One of his girlfriends mates was there and when everyone fucked off I made my move on her. My mate had said before he went to bed not to fuck her on his parents sofa, (he knew I was gonna work the magic on her) so out of respect to my mate I let her suck me off on the sofa instead. I could tell she wasn't too keen on the art of oral satisfaction although she did a good job overall, being young I assumed she was keen to impress, that was until I spunked in her mouth and she gagged then spat it all out into her hands and ran to the bog. Next day in the pub my mate asked if I shagged her on his parents sofa, I said no but that I wasn't responsible for the stain on the cushion, that as far as i was concerned was her fault for not swallowing! 115630[/snapback] Which leads onto the next question... Why wont some birds swallow the salty goodness?

He'll be nuts deep in German all day. Won't be bothering with us I suspect!

I think they should be shot at birth..but thats another thread.

Funnily enough less than 5"5 is also a criterion.... Decent body always helps. That includes wazzas and the gary. Not much of a leg man....

Normal, innit?

Fucking brilliant.

You sound like a girl MAN UP!

Tell your bird about it??

I think its the dribbles and the shake tbh.

Pissing on the toilet seat?

F365 hate Jenas as much as us! Always have.

Life and soul of the party us two, and you know it. Prefer to be known as Ant & Dec these days. 113096[/snapback] You being the short arse Dec no doubt...

Do you ever leave the house?

hoh....gay.

On a match day it's not, you wouldn't know like 113034[/snapback] It's full of baldie past 30 loafers from what I hear. Wouldn't have a piss in the place. 113041[/snapback] Aren't you a baldy? I think I saw your picture in some German newspaper or something like that..... 113045[/snapback] That was Mark Clemmit. 113048[/snapback] Whhhhaaaaaaatever...

Probably this bit....

On a match day it's not, you wouldn't know like 113034[/snapback] It's full of baldie past 30 loafers from what I hear. Wouldn't have a piss in the place. 113041[/snapback] Aren't you a baldy? I think I saw your picture in some German newspaper or something like that.....

Would you care to share? 112963[/snapback] Its when you get a massive robot-chubby and slap your bell end off a birds (or blokes..if you're meenzer) forehead. Thus leaving a "spade" mark on her heed. Genius. Edit: Didn't work as well as first anticpated.

Done none of them. Did do an Ace of Spades once though.

Gis a lend. 112920[/snapback] Any chance of putting the birds name in your avatar everytime to change it....?

Will you put him down though?

I fucking love your avatar....

Swindon have had one season in the top flight apart from that though (and got relegated) iirc. 112758[/snapback] True. Under John Gorman.

Deserve a mention for your avatar at the very least. 112834[/snapback] I wouldnt mind giving "The Shocker" to that bird in your avatar...who is that fine specimen?