Holden McGroin

How apt your sig is! I'm an enforcer man. Thats what I do. Aint nobody downsizing this!

How is that going to work? Zoggy left back and Rambo CB. Edit: Fuck. You did an edit I was replying.

It pisses me right off. I feel like hitting my fucking monitor. STOP IT!

Annoys me. Thumbs down.

I'm going to miss the whole fucking thing..... balls.

I was in the middle. Pretty quiet lad although I was one of the stars of the football team so kudos to me.

Keegans team was a joy to watch. So many great moments. We used to demolish teams at home. Away form was a bit ropey though. I was aghast when i found out that near the time of his departure there was a petition (albeit a small one) going around to get him sacked. Fucking disgusting. Great times and I almost cried at the Leicester 7-1 promotion day win.

I've just got one thing to say. MAN THE FUCK UP.

The response to that will unfailingly be 'can I just get the money instead, mate?' Best of all is when they'll ask you for a quid for the bus/a cuppa, and you have a ticket/cup of tea on you, and offer it to them, and they'll refuse; 'I want the cash' Clearly for a cheap bottle of cider tbh.

I agree. Just get a real coke. MAN UP But the sugar rots my donimoes. And DIET COKE is cool - fact. Coke Zero tbh

I agree. Just get a real coke. MAN UP

Last season, I was team mates with a lad that used to play for West Allotment Celtic. He was dynamite.

Scarboro are shite!

Pulled better in a kebab shop on Friday night in the Bigg Market tbh.

His side of the events are helping. In fact they are making him more of a tit. Excellent work.

Did you know that if you have a CCTV camera and dont have a visible sign declaring that you are filming....then it wont be classed as evidence in a court of law.

Not a eunuch are you?

I also have a "mate" that has a 3:30 wank everyday. Like clockwork.

How much $$$$ have we received since then?

You can just see him signing for Bolton on a free and being immense. Either that or he signs for Wolves and becomes turbo shit.

Buy cheap, buy twice.

Apparently I look like Orlando Bloom (with a shaven head) from the side profile. Edit: I have more of a personality though.

His CB partner looked assured as well.......................... NOT.

Happy Birthday fella.