Holden McGroin

I enjoyed Man on Fire too. Watched Requiem for a Dream yesterday. Jesus it was bleak viewing, but a good film. Well acted, but not one to watch if you're suicidal. 119150[/snapback] It looked good and that, but did you think bleakness was stupidly bleak? Fair enough to warn people against drugs but (***and there's spoilers coming up so look away if you ain't seen it***) EVERY one of the four users ends up such a horrific state it was just silly. Even if you get a canny strong drug dependency, doesn't mean you'll end up as bad as any one of them, to have all four plumb such depths spoiled it for me. 119164[/snapback] Aye, I know what you mean but it didn't spoil it for me. I didn't really have much sympathy for the two male characters for some reason, but I felt awful for Jennifer Connelly's and Ellen Burstyn's. 119169[/snapback] Agree with Gemmil. Didnt spoil it for me. Really enjoyed the double-ended dildo scene as well...

Craig in posting old jokes shocker...

Prefect way to write off 9.5M. No LOAN deals.

The UEFA cup is really shit now. Do we really make a lot of moola out of it?

I thought that was Pavel Srnicek at 1st glance.

Shola to be suprise inclusion for World cup squad

Papa Lazaru in ref-hate shocker

Slaven reckons we should have had a penna, Ameobi causing them big problems apparently.

I love how they call players by their nicknames... eg The YAK and Mozza. knobheeds 118084[/snapback] Yeh, its terrible. The spell where they moaned about emre and solano was pathetic.... 118086[/snapback] "The man from Peru....Why dont you go back" bellends

I love how they call players by their nicknames... eg The YAK and Mozza. knobheeds

Boumsong not even on the bench? Or is he injured?

Cos you're shit outfield?

Might be that Skirge bloke off online. 116141[/snapback] Dont think he is totally blind.

How old is that?

I'd love to get Wood for the 2nd time.

Ever cloud and all that.....

Please.....go on.

Manners?! You should be fucking grateful she's putting your knob in her mouth in the first place! 115710[/snapback] Privileged tbh

I'm telling the truth all of the time, these stories are true, hence my reputation and nickname! A bit of advice, even if it's just for a short period you should all work as a night porter in a city centre hotel. The situations you can find yourself in are incredible. Like when I was bucking a lass in her room and my pager went off so i used this lasses room phone to answer the pager, itwas my fucking lass asking if she could come in for a shag in the jacuzzi. She was at the door in nowt but a overcoat! So I shoot my muck faster than a speeding bullet and hot footed it down to let her in before one of Gateshead finest snatched her of the street. She couldn't understand why I couldn't get it up for her and thought i mustn't fancy her anymore. Took me half an hour to get hard! 115709[/snapback] You are on fire today Smoothie. Shuold have just munched her out for a bit while awaiting El Stiffy (as they say in Spain)

Next time you have a wank, jizz into a cup and then down it in one. Then come back and ask the question again.... 115659[/snapback] Nothing to do with taste. Just manners imo

I too find this attitude to blow jobs staggering tbh. I was once at a mate's party when his parents were on holiday. One of his girlfriends mates was there and when everyone fucked off I made my move on her. My mate had said before he went to bed not to fuck her on his parents sofa, (he knew I was gonna work the magic on her) so out of respect to my mate I let her suck me off on the sofa instead. I could tell she wasn't too keen on the art of oral satisfaction although she did a good job overall, being young I assumed she was keen to impress, that was until I spunked in her mouth and she gagged then spat it all out into her hands and ran to the bog. Next day in the pub my mate asked if I shagged her on his parents sofa, I said no but that I wasn't responsible for the stain on the cushion, that as far as i was concerned was her fault for not swallowing! 115630[/snapback] Which leads onto the next question... Why wont some birds swallow the salty goodness?

He'll be nuts deep in German all day. Won't be bothering with us I suspect!

I think they should be shot at birth..but thats another thread.

Funnily enough less than 5"5 is also a criterion.... Decent body always helps. That includes wazzas and the gary. Not much of a leg man....