Holden McGroin

I could never understand why some blokes have to hide the porn from their other halves. It's nice to share, after all. 170495[/snapback] Some bitches don't like the porn...

Errr, okay. Who is that in your avatar btw?

Wet & Dry hand held hoover?

Might as well be good at something now he has lost the plot at directing, The Thing was excellent though. One of my favs.

Always carry a slice of kitchen roll in your pocket. Works for me. 170332[/snapback] Do you buy your kitchen roll in pie format? 170333[/snapback] Nah, but it needs to be chunky for the amount of man goo I produce.

Always carry a slice of kitchen roll in your pocket. Works for me.

Clearly reminisces about past experiences or dips into his wank bank. And 1 week of painting will drive you mad. Tedious work!

Quoted for truth,

Shouldnt even be a contest to be honest. Cats are useless.

See post number three in this thread! 169740[/snapback]

That would be absolute crazy if true. What happens if Shola gets injured, We have none, zilch, zero, diddly squat, null STRIKERS left. I am not classing Luque as a furthest-man-forward-striker.

First of all I would spell my name right .

I'd take McBride as backup, gamble on Nugent and sign a big name striker....erm...Kuyt ? yeah, happy with that.

You are thinking of a dyke. HUUUUUUUGGGEEE difference.

I reckon I could nail Sweeny tbh. Common as muck and would love a young stunner like me on her arm.

As Stewie would say: "Oh, spot on. Spot on!"

I was just about to post that! The younger fans seemt to think he was brilliant but he pretty rubbish IIABH

You say that almost like it's a bad thing. And Ellison's cheapness have fuck all to do with her accent! 169136[/snapback] She looks like a fitty until she opens her gob. Just spoils it for me.

Standards have slipped, then. PS, Holden...the scouse accent is the best accent on a girl tbh FACT! .......not hers like, admittedly! 169095[/snapback] She's no Beeney like 169100[/snapback] I would be on Beeney like a fat kid on a cup cake.

Scouse accents on girls just make them sound cheap. eg Jennifer Ellison

I had one a couple of years ago. They asked me loads of technical questions which I wasn't prepared for. Total flop.

Still nail it though, albeit a borderline fitty celeb. Would have to tape her mouth shut though. Cant stand the scouse accent on girls.

Freddy would have him back though.

Happy B'day! Note no slagging off!

Swimfan. Gash teenage Fatal Attraction wannabe.