Holden McGroin

Any player that comes back from an injury/suspension WELL over weight is not leading the correct lifestyle to be honest.

Pav in goal???

Poor keeping imo. Great strikes, but dudek should have done better Especially the first.

Nut him? Doubt you could reach his waist tbh. In all seriousness, I think that is pretty bad. No wonder he came back about 2 stone overweight last week. Pro my arse.

Urrrghhh...more of an ice docker myself like.

Nah, the Pube Pizza on Dirty Sanchez was worse like. Aye, that was horrific.

Bet he never plays in the premier league again.

Have the fixture dates been announced?

Your post subject reminded me of a sarcastic old fart that I used to sit next to at the match!

I'm 26 and know EVERYTHING about the game. I'm sure he iwll be fine.

You have it cushy mate. Get paid to post on the Internet. Do you work for the same company as Alex??? I know. I still detest getting up in the morning to have to come here though. I wish I did something I enjoyed. What did you expect when you took your accountancy degree, like????

You have it cushy mate. Get paid to post on the Internet. Do you work for the same company as Alex???

I often need to replenish after a vigorous wank and at some point probably not washed my hands... so in theory I have eaten a McGroin wank sandwich

Can you keep your gay fantasies to yourself please, you cleanliness freak!

How dirty is your cock by the way Gemmil or can you not control it and get piss all over your hands ? It's not a question of knob-cleanliness, you piss-drinker! It's a matter of personal hygiene - going to the bog is considered by most to be an act that requires your hands to be cleaned afterwards, because pissing, shitting and toilets in general are not the cleanest acts/places. You don't see things that way and then you try to point the finger at me as the weird one. Urgh! You smell! What exactly warrants a hand washing after taking a slash in a urinal without splashing apple juice on your hands?

How dirty is your cock by the way Gemmil or can you not control it and get piss all over your hands ?

wow... chillax.

Billy Maddison. Gash.

Good, ya fuckin' needed one.

You'll be back as soon as you get in.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Good one.

Did you see his hands slip when he was on his third flip? Could have been well nasty. I'd tell him to tone that down next time he scores if I was Anne Robinson.

You smelt it, Roeder's dealt it http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsD...~904864,00.html Wow! What a coincidence that he just turned up to watch our UEFA Cup game and now he's playing for us again. What a stroke of good fortune. They must think we are morons. Bow to my footballing-knowledge prowess minions!

In the showers afterwards trying out a new reacharound technique tbh. A man of your size shouldn't be engaging in physical activity without a doctor present anyway. I'll not rise to the bait. I'm off to a walk in centre now as my arm feels paralysed. MAN UP

I had a few guinesses last night and my ring is stinking. Have to keep leaving the room to fart. God its horrific.