Holden McGroin

The response to that will unfailingly be 'can I just get the money instead, mate?' Best of all is when they'll ask you for a quid for the bus/a cuppa, and you have a ticket/cup of tea on you, and offer it to them, and they'll refuse; 'I want the cash' Clearly for a cheap bottle of cider tbh.

I agree. Just get a real coke. MAN UP But the sugar rots my donimoes. And DIET COKE is cool - fact. Coke Zero tbh

I agree. Just get a real coke. MAN UP

Last season, I was team mates with a lad that used to play for West Allotment Celtic. He was dynamite.

Scarboro are shite!

Pulled better in a kebab shop on Friday night in the Bigg Market tbh.

His side of the events are helping. In fact they are making him more of a tit. Excellent work.

Did you know that if you have a CCTV camera and dont have a visible sign declaring that you are filming....then it wont be classed as evidence in a court of law.

Not a eunuch are you?

I also have a "mate" that has a 3:30 wank everyday. Like clockwork.

How much $$$$ have we received since then?

You can just see him signing for Bolton on a free and being immense. Either that or he signs for Wolves and becomes turbo shit.

Buy cheap, buy twice.

Apparently I look like Orlando Bloom (with a shaven head) from the side profile. Edit: I have more of a personality though.

His CB partner looked assured as well.......................... NOT.

Happy Birthday fella.

First match of the season for me at West Ham, then Everton on the SUnday. Well looking forward to it. Away games are always the best as I will be pissed up. I can imagine I will be struck down by the apathy shortly aftrewards. Other than that the only thing that will cheer me up is an Olly B crunching tackle.

Because he's riddled with injuries? Not straight after the WC he wasn't. He would have been mental to retire at 24 at that stage of his career. He's had an awful time of it though. He should just take a year out of the game to recover and try and make a comeback. If he breaks down again he should probably be thinking about calling it a day. What's the money like in rugby? Is he likely to be set for life? Eh? He got injured more or less straight after the WC final. Wasnt he half injured in the final. Whatever though it would have been stupid to retire at 24.

By the way, I was never insulted by the "Geordie women are slags" comment. Most are....apart from my mother.

Did you go to an all girls school? Yeah, i am a post op now though.

Who reckons Renton and Gemmil actually love each other? Its like playground tugging of hair....or bra twanging in my school!

Evolution. Mindless fun. Enjoyable.

Doesnt want to be seen as a left back i think.

I think he has been one of our best players (if not the best) in the roeder era. People have slagged him off so much that they arent going to change their opinions though.

Shhhhhhhhhhh. People mikght hear you.