Holden McGroin

I have it from a mate that knows another nufc player (this is geniune).. that Luque has shown no application to play for us. He told me a good story about after the Man U game last season Roeder wanted him on for the last 20 mins but he wanted to warm up...15 mins later he comes on (might be slghtly out with the times here)...swans around the pitch. When he gets back in the dressing room he just puts his clothes straight back on without showering!!! First time he has ever seen it as a pro footballer apparently.

Good chance for him. Probably wont take it though....

Rump steak with homemade sauce (tomatoes, onions, garlic, tomato puree, red peppers etc), jacket potato and HUUUUGE flat mushroom. Beat that.

Alex has got a Ford Ka tbh. Fucking shite. He was on two wheels with Gemmill riding shotgun. Alright right then. I'll give you that one. Ford Ka's are fucking shtie.

I like fords tbh. Nothing wrong with them.

Got "House of Wax" for tonight. Fully expect it to be turd but it has Elisha Cuthbert starring so instantly gets an extra point. Edit: As suspected. Average horror and Cuthbert fills a spot in the wank bank.

I watched Sleepy Hollow last night on Film4. Average tbh.

Cos men dont have tits? (excluding Gemmill)

Perhaps their national teams are shite? And the difference to their club is? Slightly better?

Perhaps their national teams are shite?

I think we need a picture holding todays newspaper up tbh.

I'm pretty sure it wasnt his decision. Didnt the club doc say he just needed to rest up?

Another potential target crossed off the list then... Dont rate him very highly personally. VERY slow.

Is Finnigan a striker?

Should have had a wank tbh.

Can remember David Hirst sticking one in the stanchion for Sheff Wed (and gettting a hat trick that day). Sticks out for me.

I fucking knew ginger people had ginger pubes!!!

I heard his son/daughter was ill and he was at her bedside the night before the Man U game.

Brilliant in what way?

Hush! They were lush Ha! That's you told, McGroin. Back in your box!

Babysitting? Hello Magazine? MAN THE FUCK UP.

Gemmill. Just to remind you. This is the "Funny pictures thread"....

I've nabbed that off my mate. LoveFilm/Screenselect havent sent out a movie for 72+ hours. I'm not happy.

Wouldnt mind seeing Pattison being backup to Parker/Emre. Give the lad a chance.

nice work!