Holden McGroin

Never mind that, what about this you complete mincer? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N8auaV1ZBM dying to bum himself tbh. isnt the point of a head band to keep your hair under control but for Captain Mincer...I guess not!

Cheryl Tweedy?

He looked well overweight yesterday. And you could tell he wasn't fit. Nevertheless, he has had too many false dawns. Time for a defensive reshape.

According to my Swedish friend she had an affair with another (low profile) player, so he dumped her!

The Hills have Eyes. Good horror movie. Best i have seen for a long time in that genre.

Moore was solid today. The only defender at the club who is composed.

Thought he looked good today until he got injured. Wonder if its time for the hip op...

Terrible Terry Tate. Legend.

It was disallowed! v Brentford. I was gutted.

nah, surely Brock wears pants.....

Is she your sister?

The most average movie you will ever see...although it does feature the lovely Rachel Mcadams.

Clem phlegm? Beef dripping tbh 14375 posts? Do you ever do any work?

NSFW should be banned between 8 and 6. That smiley is being over used. More common than a "Radigna is pissed" thread now....

The girl in the blue bikini has a snot hanging from her minge.

The "whoring" of players happens all the time. I suspect even more so than official bids.

That TerryHurlock fella on the forum must be a windup. He fanices Gareth Southgate and has Arnie has his hero!

Mushy peas are the devils work.

Tbh, my heart sank when I read this. Sounds like we're going to get to a stage where no-one in the PL is playing on a Saturday at 3pm. Piss poor imo, getting worse as seasons have gone on for the armchair fans getting priority over the rest of us. When you think about travel etc it's a pain in the arse. There's a rumour our home game with Man U on New Years Day is going to be put back to 8pm for SKY. Absolute joke if true like. I'd prefer that tbh, plenty more time to recover from the night before. Me too, although I also agree about Sat 3pm kick offs.

I've been on here so spazzed that i can barely type...but I normally check it through. That just makes no sense.

i thought Carr was pretty solid tbh. Clean sheet away from home must mean defence did well as a whole me thinks.

Does your wife post btw?

And why would he make animals so damn tasty if he didnt want us to eat them...

Shame as he has been looking good. Unfair to be playing him half fit as well.

I8 seconds? Thats gash isnt it?