Holden McGroin

He is probably shivering in the corner as his boss took away Internet access.

Chicken curry and muschroom fried rice. leftovers from last nights takeaway.

Cant see drowning being peaceful and dont intend to test it out!

Should have played Ameobi instead of Crouch tbh

I'm not worried by death. Just the process. Thats why I think the best way to go would be a plane crash. Instant death and you get a good ride down. Drowning is at the other end of the scale.

France played Boumsong. What do you expect?

Can the mods make Patrokles his own music forum?

The Notebook: Soppy chick-flick gashness. Utterly forgetable.

Old age tbh. It'll get yah.

Suprise, suprise.

Yeah and the players lounge tickets at the emrites vs arsenal soon Ahhhh, so you actually do know the bloke then! Which explains your vehement defence of him. Sell out. To be honest he is a really friendly bloke. He doesn`t deserve some of the shit thrown at him. He has gone down hill since he has been at NUFC like most players that join us and leave half the player they were. I wonder what causes this. Maybe its bad coaching or lack of guidance compared to the family type approach at Ipswich Town. In all honsety I don`t know if its regional differences or just up bringing but I wouldn`t be to disimilar to either him or Keiron ( maybe not the arogance ) if i was living the dream. And if I was a premiership footballer getting ~£20k and living the dream of pulling on a black and white jersey, I wouldn't come back from an injury vastly overweight. Let himself, the club and supporters down. Especially when we desperately need fit defender.s VERY unprofessional.

I'm liking the sound of that dessert. Good effort.

Keep this stuff coming. Im building myself up so I can have a wank in the toilet.... probably not wash my hands afterwards as well tbh.

I get them about twice a year. Good Saturday, pre-beer food.

I'm currently trying to eat loads of crap out my freezer in order to defrost so I had..................: 1 burger, 3 potato waffles, spaghetti hoops and garlic bread.

Like women.

The rumours of him being a work shy wantaway dont help either. He clearly doesnt want to be here.

Yeah, it's the fans' fault he's utter dogshit. Confidence is a big part of being a fooballer..... So you think it is the fans' fault then? No I think its a variety of things. Shouldn't have been played 1/2 fit by Souness which led to the crowd getting on his back. And of course he lacks the "quickness" of a PL player imo.

Yeah, it's the fans' fault he's utter dogshit. Confidence is a big part of being a fooballer.....

Any player that comes back from an injury/suspension WELL over weight is not leading the correct lifestyle to be honest.

Pav in goal???

Poor keeping imo. Great strikes, but dudek should have done better Especially the first.

Nut him? Doubt you could reach his waist tbh. In all seriousness, I think that is pretty bad. No wonder he came back about 2 stone overweight last week. Pro my arse.

Urrrghhh...more of an ice docker myself like.

Nah, the Pube Pizza on Dirty Sanchez was worse like. Aye, that was horrific.