Holden McGroin

I'm going to have a wank now. Anything to calm me down.

i meant 1 in 4 actually. And Fenerbache was before he arrived I believe. Pompey is the missing team.

No. Next quesiton.

We have only conceded 1 goal (and a last minute jobby at that) in 3 games. Thoughts?

All British teams have 100% record in the league format. Interesting....

Simple. Should get a good loan deal out of this.

Unbelievable!

Pessimist!

Need to get Emre off. He is dead on his feet...

Their 2 big guns have made a huge difference. Going to have to hang on BIG TIME just to get a draw here.

Top notch from Krul. Possibly our save of the season.

Trying to impose a rule of 6 homegrown players (English) in each starting 11. Good idea. we have loads!

Harsh. He has fluffed a couple but looks like he can strike a good ball. Just needs practice. He is only 18-19.

Wont you just be doing the same at home as you do at work? ie Getting your post count up??!?!!?

Kate Beckinsale in tight PVC/Leather!!!! HOH, GAY!

He may well be a lazy shite but he's a lazy shite we have spent over £10 million on, that means we should be concentrating on getting him motivated and confident so we can see some sort of return on our investment. This wouldn't be so much of a problem with the right manager but I just can't imagine Roeder being the man to do it. Doesnt really matter how much a player costs. If he doesnt care....he doesnt care.

They are what is known as "no brainers". Enjoy the odd one now and again...see House of wax. House of Wax being the now trademarked finger-severing flick. All these movies have it now. HOW, Hills Have Eyes, Wolf Creek, Hostel etc. But aye, no-brainer horrors are great on occasion. I'm quite a big horror fan but i rarely get scared these days. All more or less the same. Not like when I was a young un. Poltergeist used to scare the shit out of me.

They are what is known as "no brainers". Enjoy the odd one now and again...see House of wax.

Probably embarrased being seen with you tbh.

I have it from a mate that knows another nufc player (this is geniune).. that Luque has shown no application to play for us. He told me a good story about after the Man U game last season Roeder wanted him on for the last 20 mins but he wanted to warm up...15 mins later he comes on (might be slghtly out with the times here)...swans around the pitch. When he gets back in the dressing room he just puts his clothes straight back on without showering!!! First time he has ever seen it as a pro footballer apparently.

Good chance for him. Probably wont take it though....

Rump steak with homemade sauce (tomatoes, onions, garlic, tomato puree, red peppers etc), jacket potato and HUUUUGE flat mushroom. Beat that.

Alex has got a Ford Ka tbh. Fucking shite. He was on two wheels with Gemmill riding shotgun. Alright right then. I'll give you that one. Ford Ka's are fucking shtie.

I like fords tbh. Nothing wrong with them.

Got "House of Wax" for tonight. Fully expect it to be turd but it has Elisha Cuthbert starring so instantly gets an extra point. Edit: As suspected. Average horror and Cuthbert fills a spot in the wank bank.