Holden McGroin

My mate had an argument with Peter the Great once about Gerrard. Turns out Pedro doesn't rate him. This was a few years ago now so he may have changed his mind. However, after checking his formation out I can only presume he is still mental.

Yeah, some of it was really slow. The naked scene was cringe-hilarious though!

Midfielder in the ljungberg style. Played full back a few times aswell for the first time this season.

United 93. Not sure how acurate it was but didnt realise how close they got to saving the day.

definitely shagging a prostitute tbh.

ive done worse...

Dont have a car.

Wes Brown, Curtis Davies and Wayne Bridge? Would be very nice. Taylor alongside a Woodgate could save us lots of money. Left back is priority imo.

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They're available under £678? Link me. Buy cheap, buy twice.

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Snakes on a Plane. Why, oh why did I put this on my LoveFilm list? I want to cry.

You'd rather play Parker/Carrick rather than Lampard???

Not many alternatives to Lampard and Gerrard tbh. Hargreaves should get a run. Downing, well.....I dunno.

How many caps did Carlton Palmer win for England again? Yeah, and Distin can't even get one.

How many caps did Carlton Palmer win for England again?

Get yourself a MacBook. Not the black one though!

27 year old and you're still worrying about going into Harry Ramp shops rather than worrying about getting yourself a bargain? Some quality stuff in Aldi. The Chocolate Mousse they used to do was lush. To be honest, I dont have an Aldi (or Netto) anywhere local to me. Not that I would go in anyway!! I used to have a kwik save close by when I lived in the toon. Reminded me of Dawn of the Dead.

Distin is much better than Boumsong. Possibly one of the worst defenders I have seen play for us.

I reckon Cuntiano Ronaldo is the best i've ever seen. Waddler was pretty good as well. Messi's a better dribbler than Cristiano, the real Ronaldo's dribbling shits on anyone I've ever seen in my lifetime. Garrincha or George Best being the greatest I've seen of all time with regards to dribbling. Have only seen clips of Best and Garrincha so I cant really comment ( A bit like Robert is the best ever player if I was to base my knowlege on his YouTube clips.) Disagree complete about C.Ronaldo. The boy can dribble very well AND at amazing pace. Gazza was also good come to think of it. He cut defences open like knife through butter.

I only sink as low as Asda tbh.

He does have a small resemblence to McFatten.

Oh dear.

I reckon Cuntiano Ronaldo is the best i've ever seen. Waddler was pretty good as well.

Lamchops are ssoooooooooooo 1997.