Holden McGroin

Why did you give a mackem £40 ???

Named after a Whales vagina...I believe.

An American Haunting. Don't know why I keep getting horrors......

whats the foreign stream? Can u send it to me? Me too please.

No doubt they'll be spending five minutes on MOTD going over he comical defending from Newcstle, regardless of the result. To be fair the age of our back 4 is : 18-20-23-18 I would expect them to make mistakes.

I have a feeling this is going to end in disaster. Just dont trust a rusty Srnicek. Might watch freaky Friday at 16:30. Lohan-wank-tastic.

I just get some asian comedy on PPMate.

Whats your thoughts on the new style studs/blades? As a opposed to the old singular 6/7 per boot.

Puma kings were my boot of choice ten years ago. Great at the time..Used to cost about £80 though back in the days.... Still quality imo, most comfortable boot I have ever worn. The soft ground version of yours (Kaisers?) are nice aswell. Aye they've probably been the best boot I have ever had as well. Was thinking about a swanky white pair with velcro tongues. Would have to play great every game with them though.

Puma kings were my boot of choice ten years ago. Great at the time..Used to cost about £80 though back in the days....

I currently sport: Hard Ground: Addidas World Cup Soft Ground: Reebok (dunno what they are called but are black with red outline) I'm looking for a new pair to replace my old Reeboks. Any recommendations?

I'd be tempted to play Le Sib from the start. We will need some sort of physical presence when the aeral bombardment begins.

Dont think Crouch is much of an improvement over Shola tbh (mock me if you will!) Defender are priority imo. 2 fullbacks would be my priority.

Makes you arrogant, your cock shrivels and you want MORE.

Get in Dyer! Anyone erm ...viewing this..please pm details.

Overweight and ginger?

He's turned up now and he's twisting his face a bit. Reckons it's a "big job to put this one right". Try doing it with your face kicked off, matey! Get a shift on! Tell him you need to get home and put your tree up.......

Good news. Titty bars are the way forward.

I can just see that down the Bigg Market tbh

Does nufc.co.uk /club shop have any January sales? I want a wind top (sure they used to be called Windcheaters back in the day...)

What happens if it takes until 6pm?

My Christmas party tonight. Starts at 6:30. I will be ruined.

Rarely drink tea or coffee. Water during the day. Lager at night.

I'd clean up tbh.

De-Americanise your vocabulary, then I'll think about it Bitch.