Holden McGroin

The man that ate his lover. Burnt his penis...gutted.

De Ja Poo I'm not deaf just flummoxed .... Woosh!

De Ja Poo

De Ja Pooo.

Guaranteed to score 20 goals for Arse next season.

Rocky Balboa. I was bored tbh.

That fighter jet bit on the motorway was 'off the hook'. I think they should have cut that bit. A bit too much imo.

Die Hard 4.0 McClane nearly died 9859587474 times.

Hey, I thought I was the board's perv !? Looks like you're stuck with knobhead, Holden :D I was starting to like the perv tag. Reckon your more of a "womaniser" than a perv though!

you're probably right.

Amen.

so far i have had "nobhead" and "pervert"

I'd be all over her like a fat kid on a cup cake.

Farewell the rest of you, unban me when he signs.

"the year" would be more accurate me thinks.

Goodbye Stevie you bullshitting charver.

i used to confuse Ed Norton with Ed Burns. I'm over that now.

I mind we played Rotherham in the FA Cup in 93 and they charged us treble the normal away fan money to get in. We had 5000 in the away end, and fans elsewhere and all you could hear was "YAAAAAA GREEEEEEEEDY YORKKSHA BASTAADS YA GREEEDY YORKSHAA BASTAAADS" I need to cut my toe nails.

Well, by the elimation of process either today or tomorrow. Stevie guaranteed it.

Has Klose signed for Bayern as well. Awesome strikeforce...not sure if they would work together though.

genuine question Steve, will you apologise for the abuse you gave people who dared to doubt you? He hasnt done anything wrong though has he? We dared to question whether this would happen and he jumps down your throat.

Not long to go now Stevie. Not looking good is it?

Yes I will bid my farewells on July 1st should it not have went through by then. If we get him after July 1st i'm sure we'll give you a pardon and just ban Sima anyway Why not just ban the two of them?? Sorted Win Freaking Win!

95% of the time, quite fit by toon standards! You're right though, big wages and injuries would have been the likely outcome! I've noticed you have an exclamation mark fetish. Nearly every sentence ends in one!