Holden McGroin

My mate is. Whats your question??

What is the point ? Should be outlawed in my opinion.

Frailty. Had never even heard of it but taped it on Film4 a few weeks back. Excellent movie. 9/10. One of my fav actors, Bill Paxton was in it aswell.

Forgive me if I laugh ! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

Would have loved to have seen both of them go, but for two completely different reasons. Andy Carroll because he needs game time to improve on his massive potential. Shola Ameobi so he can fuck off and not play for NUFC again. MattM4...is that you????

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Has been on BBC 3 for a a few weeks now. Just realised last week. Tuesdays 10pm. Pretty funny so far.

Look at you. Resorting to getting up early now as you havent got the balls to post at work! Grow a set!

Just an update becuase I know you are all worrying about me. The blister is just smaller than golf ball now. Rang the docs and they said: "There is no treatment available, but if it starts going red around the edges come back in as it is infected" Awesome.

Not sure but, like you say £2m was massive. I just remember the Beardsley one because it was him leaving us really. Shearer was a record when he went to Blackburn though I think. A British record that is and that was 'only' £3.6m. I think Keane broke it the following year. I'm not sure though. It seems like absolutely ages ago when Keane joined Man Utd. btw. Gazza didn't hold the record for very long IIRC. Didn't Cottee go to Everton a few weeks later for £2.2m? And then Pallister's move to Man Utd was a bit more a season later. Talking about British records being 'only' .... Sutton went to Blackburn for a record £5m in 1994 and Cole broke that record 6 months later when he left us for the Scum for £7m. Chicken feed compared to the fee someone paid for Shearer 18 months later though! Shearers was astronomical at the time. Money well spent in the end though!

I didn't realise the extent of the damage until later in the day. I knew he fucked it up but wasnt expecting this. And he just said "you might get a blister". Great. Thats GPs for you...

FYP Now that is out....any ideas?

Okay, so I was in the GPs today to get a wart frozen on my elbow. McGroin: Doc, can you freeze this bad boy on my elbow ? Doc: Lets have a look McGroin: Just here Doc: No problems. Ooooh, i've got some new equipment this week McGroin: Cool * He then proceeds to botch the procedure and i end up with the fluid dripping down my arm. OUCH! * I now have a beast of blister on my elbow and red marks running down my arm. Hurts like hell. Now, how the hell do I treat a "cold blister" and will the red marks be there forever? Freaking GPs...

Another short arse striker? Nah. I would personally keep Ameobi. Viduka will get injured this season and we will need a "big man" option. Was there not talk about a big signing? Yes, but will it be a striker??

Another short arse striker? Nah. I would personally keep Ameobi. Viduka will get injured this season and we will need a "big man" option.

I tend only to drink socially. very, very rarely have a brewski on my own. Never really had a problem. I do tend to drown feelings out with alcohol but its always with a few mates.

World Turd Centre. Didnt think Stone pulled this off very well. Cage in another turkey shocker!

Thought Severance wasnt too bad tbh. Worth a watch anyway. Borat has 2 or 3 hilarious moments. Rest was mundane. Snakes was dreadful.

Whys that?

At least ohmelads doesn't have a selection of baaldy two faced wanks. Are Right Said Fred members?

No chance of compensation to be honest. There are no SLAs for broadband,

I like the look of Edgar. Best of 3 imo (of the little I have seen of him)

Predator for me. GET TO ZEEEEE CHOPPER!