Holden McGroin

Farewell the rest of you, unban me when he signs.

"the year" would be more accurate me thinks.

Goodbye Stevie you bullshitting charver.

i used to confuse Ed Norton with Ed Burns. I'm over that now.

I mind we played Rotherham in the FA Cup in 93 and they charged us treble the normal away fan money to get in. We had 5000 in the away end, and fans elsewhere and all you could hear was "YAAAAAA GREEEEEEEEDY YORKKSHA BASTAADS YA GREEEDY YORKSHAA BASTAAADS" I need to cut my toe nails.

Well, by the elimation of process either today or tomorrow. Stevie guaranteed it.

Has Klose signed for Bayern as well. Awesome strikeforce...not sure if they would work together though.

genuine question Steve, will you apologise for the abuse you gave people who dared to doubt you? He hasnt done anything wrong though has he? We dared to question whether this would happen and he jumps down your throat.

Not long to go now Stevie. Not looking good is it?

Yes I will bid my farewells on July 1st should it not have went through by then. If we get him after July 1st i'm sure we'll give you a pardon and just ban Sima anyway Why not just ban the two of them?? Sorted Win Freaking Win!

95% of the time, quite fit by toon standards! You're right though, big wages and injuries would have been the likely outcome! I've noticed you have an exclamation mark fetish. Nearly every sentence ends in one!

To be honest...if i had signed for us it would have been for £100,000 per week and he would have been injured 95% of the time.

Male or female? female. Its actuallly not what its cracked up to be..... Lots of banging coming from her bedroom as you sit outside her door wanking? FYP

Male or female? female. Its actuallly not what its cracked up to be.....

I'm living with a 23-year old Hungarian model. Hope that helps.

"definitely" going to sign before July 1st was a stupid comment to make to be honest. What happened if he broke his leg in the U21s...

I like him, although it's frustrating that he seems to have the ability but never the bottle to win tournements. And the hysteria surrounding him is a bit OTT, and the way commentators, Sue Barker etc go on about him is embarrasing, god knows what the likes of McEnroe must think. I realise that this isn't his fault though, he's just not that good. I disagree, I think he falls slightly short (and has done in the past) ability-wise when it comes to winning Grand Slams. If you look at the last 14 years or whatever Kraijcek won it and so did Ivaniscevic. Other than that it's been Sampras or Federer - arguably the two best players on grass ever. The toff fans aren't his fault either but they give a clue as to why we're so ordinary at tennis, i.e. the set-up at your average local club. Well he's no Federer or Sampras, but think he got to match point against Ivanesavic the year he won it, the semis but bottled it. He was spanking Ivanesavic. Had him on ropes. Then rain stopped play. Goran came out after the break a different player and took him to the cleaners. I thought that was Henmans best chance of Wimbledon.

Was a great match though..... Shame one of them has to go out so early.

The fella in the Toon top was getting a bit excited! "Come on Tim.. Comme on Tim...Come on Tim"

Weekends are clearly more quiet than weekdays. And theres me thinking Alex got a computer at home...

The Wicker Man - Rubbish. No where near as good as the original Gothika - meh. Average. Going to wacth "V" and "V- The Final Battle" today. Legendary.

I wanted it....but might wish I never got it.

Wow... what a complete petty tosser! Put the whole incident up on youtube this morning if anyone didn't see it yesterday: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yofcMq1BT54 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-dizk-9oDo Quality penna.

Whats the best website for a list of foreign transfers ?