Holden McGroin

Okay, so I was in the GPs today to get a wart frozen on my elbow. McGroin: Doc, can you freeze this bad boy on my elbow ? Doc: Lets have a look McGroin: Just here Doc: No problems. Ooooh, i've got some new equipment this week McGroin: Cool * He then proceeds to botch the procedure and i end up with the fluid dripping down my arm. OUCH! * I now have a beast of blister on my elbow and red marks running down my arm. Hurts like hell. Now, how the hell do I treat a "cold blister" and will the red marks be there forever? Freaking GPs...

Another short arse striker? Nah. I would personally keep Ameobi. Viduka will get injured this season and we will need a "big man" option. Was there not talk about a big signing? Yes, but will it be a striker??

Another short arse striker? Nah. I would personally keep Ameobi. Viduka will get injured this season and we will need a "big man" option.

I tend only to drink socially. very, very rarely have a brewski on my own. Never really had a problem. I do tend to drown feelings out with alcohol but its always with a few mates.

World Turd Centre. Didnt think Stone pulled this off very well. Cage in another turkey shocker!

Thought Severance wasnt too bad tbh. Worth a watch anyway. Borat has 2 or 3 hilarious moments. Rest was mundane. Snakes was dreadful.

Whys that?

At least ohmelads doesn't have a selection of baaldy two faced wanks. Are Right Said Fred members?

No chance of compensation to be honest. There are no SLAs for broadband,

I like the look of Edgar. Best of 3 imo (of the little I have seen of him)

Predator for me. GET TO ZEEEEE CHOPPER!

Not sure what is going on. Wouldnt be surprised if he failed his medical tbh.

Okay, i'll do it then.... UNBELIEVABLE!

Eduardo got a permit yesterday, didnt he?

Some people! Whats so bad about that comment? I actually think its quite clever on his part. He is not letting the fans get carried away. If we finish mid table then he will give it "I told you so".

He seems to be making a hell of a lot excuses already...

My thoughts exactly.

Bit non-plussed with this tbh, don't really rate Smith as neither a midfielder or a striker. 12 goals in 93 appearances? Couldnt lick Sholas boots tbh. He is crap in midfield as well. Absolutely pointless signing imo.

Is that a good or bad thing though?

wtf is going on?? Players going out and zilch coming in. This shirley cant be true!

Nigeria have a decent left back dont they? Taiwo or something like that?

There is one available who is English, promising and has years of Premiership experience. . . . . . Leighton Baines.

Whats the team ?

Who scored?