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Vacancy. Not bad with a pretty limited storyline. All been done before which makes it 5/10. P.S. Beckinsale...Hubba hubba

Without a Paddle - Unoffensive time filler. A lot of similarties to the Goonies but not half as good.

Last straw for me. We need to get rid. He is like Elijah Price (movie geeks will get that!). Doubt anyone will take him though with his recent injury record. Feel sorry for the lad but im sure the £100k per week will cheer him up...

24 - series 1-6

fight-fight-fight-fight. P.S. Steve does come across as wannabe Internet hardman with charver tendencies.

On a side note. I think they look and feel slick. Not too bothered about playing a mp3 ringtone but i think some people will. Not sure why they missed that out when it is an Ipod as well. I get my phone through my company so I dont really have a choice, but I'd certainly be happy if they got me one!

cut slit...hehe...sounds dirty.

Just started watching Dexter. Excellent show.

End of the day. I really hope Sam comes good but I dont think he is the saviour everyone expects. His long ball tactics will leave a lot of the supporters numb...especially when we lose.

Taylor at rightback ? Barton on the wing ? Smith in midfield ? Subbing Owen for Martins leaving a fucked Viduka on the pitch ? hhmm ok. I forgot, you're good at FM aren't you? My mistake. I shall defer to you on all matters of team selection from now on. EDIT - the point is Jimbo, the bloke has sent the team out only 12 times, and yet people keep talking about these horrendous errors in team selection. 12 fucking times and everyone's an expert. It's a load of bollocks. He makes mistakes, I've said that, but I'm fucking sure that none of us know any better than him. Yet, if ALL of us were the manager w/he'd realise that Smith was/is/and will always be a shit midfielder. Especially after 12 games. Get your blinkers off man.

Absolute bollocks. Roeder was slated for making poor team decisions. Now that KING Sam is our manager we should just accept it....shit. Whats all this ass kissing with Allardyce? He did well with one club now he is God.... i despair sometimes.

I heard this about 5-8 years ago. Was funny though.

I can but i will reserve judgement until i see the team sheet! If Smith plays in midfield we are doomed.

Hank is that Stevie (Not SteveinToon) 'tard isnt he?

Used to be a top stripper called Danni on at Idols back in the day. Is she still on the pre-match circuit?

Fuck knows why after his abysmal showing yesterday. Glen Johnson didnt have to break sweat. The kid is piss poor this season and was hardly a world beater last time. Cacapa (or Rozenahl), Faye (needed to combat Jones), Beye, Enrique Geremi, Barton, Smith, N'Zogbia Martins or Owen, Viduka Not that I'm overly enamoured with that line up. You'd play Alan Smith? Not only that..you'd play him in midfield.

On a course in London this week. Do travelogdes supply bath towels every day?

Shame he wasn't ten years younger. Would walk into the current team. We lack some one who can keep posession, keep it ticking over yet split a defence with a side rule pass. All the best to the lad. Lee Clark would have been a top notch player if he had a burst of pace.

Why dont you just say your ITK is Beardo. Everyone knows :

The Hitcher (Remake) Play for play remake of the original (bar a couple of changes). Decent enough. Sean Bean is no Rutger Hauer though.

Rio is may fave place i have visited.

Sshhh players cant improve. P.S. I might make that my sig...

Young. U-21 captain. Has come on alot since he debuted. Will just get better and better. Big clubs sniffing around. Can see him turning out to be an excellent player to be honest. Probably with another club (Unless he signs for Spurs)

Because there are as much people overrating him as there are people underrating him with little middle ground? Started with Gemmill and his irrational hatred for Oba. I can just imagine him slumping back in his chair, arms folded, lip quivering when Martins smacks one in.

Jesus Titty Christ! £4m. The world has gone mad.