Holden McGroin

Gary Hooper looks a decent player. Grant McCann is neat as well. We will need to watch these two.

+1 absolute dogshit.

Touched a nerve.

Im not going to read that. Waste of my energy.

Just ban him then. You have the power.....

Who ?

hes way too injury prone, as a keeper thats bad He has been okay for the past couple of seasons though? (I say - without checking the stats)

And Green and Robinson in my opinion. Im not sure why Kirkland doesn't get a shot.

Source?? Torygraph. probably just paper/agent talk. not sure droopy really needs another striker. It probably wont stop him though...

Keegan.

Apparently they are re-making it for Hollywood as well.

+1 for Powerhouse. You wont be disappointed.

Zombieland. Pretty entertaining and possibly the best cameo EVER! 7/10.

Fergie only comes out with this shit when Man U get beat (or don't win games they should). A nice 30 days touchline ban would be nice.

Good preempt.

She's not even the hottest on X-Factor.

Another thread descending into a handbag fight between Stevie & Fish.

Get in. Best article EVER.

The Illusionist. Excellent movie Im off to watch Zombieland on Wednesday. Its supposed to be very funny.

Am I the only one that doesn't think Cheryl Cole is hot? I mean, obviously i'd bang it but I could name 100s of celebs i'd rather roger before her.

Thats about my "knock backs" to "chat ups" ratio. I still carry a condom though. Have you thought about wearing a mask? Only when I do the "surprise sex".

Waddle is awful.

Ian Darke normally does Boxing. Im not sure how football interests him. I agree though. Very good commentator. Did he not commentate on a Toon game this season?

Good call. He did a bit on Setanta for a while.

Garth Crooks??