Holden McGroin

Carroll is coming along quite nicely. He is definitely a handful and i'd keep a hold of him if we make it back to the PL. He seems to be very highly rated outside of Newcastle as well.

It got the 3 points so we shouldn't really complain. Sheff Utd were always going to be all out hustle and hurry us and we just needed to dig in deep. I didnt mind starting with 4-5-1 but you need Guti to offer width. He just kept cutting in all of the time and making it even more congested.

Yeah, most of the players in both leagues have a decent touch and can play football. Football is all about angles and the more intelligent players make better ones.

Did your mam put it on a hot wash or something? I'm a twat. fyp

Not sure why Harewood came on. Hughton got lucky there.

Danni had a boob job about 10 years ago.

Like anyone here would turn her down. I'm in a liking Fearne mood at the moment. I stumbled across that Fearne meets Peaches Geldof programme last night and she came across quite well. Unlike Peaches, who was a bitch.

Big game this one.

2-1 to Sheff Utd. Their poor run will have to come to end soon and with a (no doubt) partizan crown behind them for tonight they probably will.

[YouTubes 'You Won't Forget About Me'] She is a fitty. I had her calendar with her chebs out when I was a young un. Wanktastic.

Sorry to hear that Parky. Travelling is a good idea. How long you thinking of going for? Its the normal reaction to get away. Whenever something bad happens to me I always start looking for jobs back in Newcastle.

You're onto something there. I find grossly fat people offensive, I can't explain why unattractive, smelly and normally loud.

Why stop at fat people? Why not ugly people or bald people or short people or giant-freak people. There will be no comedians eventually.

What about ginners? It's still ok to abuse them right? That will be taken away from us soon

I'm guessing 'The Revenge' will be on soon then. If you thought 3 was shite.......... It was on last night. Absolute dog turd.

Apparently Orcas stun sharks by turning them upside down. This actually renders a shark useless.

I like the look of QPR. I think they'll be sniffing around automatic promotion.

How did Kadar and Tozer play?

I dont think he had a choice.

This.

Out of the two, definitely Cisco. I passed my CCNA a year or so ago. I was going to go for the CCNP but decided to have a change of direction and recently passed my VCP (Vmware VSphere). Virtualisation is definitely worth a look if you haven't decided what avenue to pursue yet. They reckon the average VCP earns about £40-50k - outside of London. You have to attend a course though. Costs about £1500+.

Gary Hooper looks a decent player. Grant McCann is neat as well. We will need to watch these two.

+1 absolute dogshit.

Touched a nerve.

Im not going to read that. Waste of my energy.