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"Great Jump", "Great Header"?. Les Ferdinand had a "Great Jump" and "Great Header". Nile Ranger clearly hasn't. He's fucking hopeless He is only 18 you bellend. Any idea where our "best centre half is since Woodgate" is at the moment? I just knew that would come up. Explain please?? who did this get said about? After a few games, he said something along the lines of Cacapa was the best Toon centre half he'd seen for NUFC after Woodgate. Total kneejerker tbh

"Great Jump", "Great Header"?. Les Ferdinand had a "Great Jump" and "Great Header". Nile Ranger clearly hasn't. He's fucking hopeless He is only 18 you bellend. Any idea where our "best centre half is since Woodgate" is at the moment?

Was hoping for more than that.

Nah, I hate the little twat.

Thats about my "knock backs" to "chat ups" ratio. I still carry a condom though.

1-1.

Stick Martins in that bracket too IMO See he's keen to mention that he's up against his old team-mate in the CL Without a doubt. If half what I've heard about him was true he took the piss much more than Owen. Come on, tell us what Pedro said. Or PM me.

He is so deep in the closet he is finding next years Christmas presents.

Erm, maybe the fact that you wont prove it.

This thread is marbled with it through and through. Prime psychological steak. Who'd have thought just being able to press such a passable amount would cause all that mental anguish. Fop, which is more likely here, everyone else is deluded or you are? Seriously mate, think about it, it's a dead giveaway for mental illness. As I've said, I think you're lying about your dumbell presses or whatever, but even if you are by some chance telling the truth and spend hours each day in the gym, it wouldn't make me jealous. I wouldn't want to look like that given the choice, even if it didn't involve any effort. So where's the jealousy? Not to mention we're also talking about you Fop, the saddest character on this board with only one person ever willing to defend you (who himself is mentally suspect ). Fop can tell you which is most likely, Fop can dumbbell press 120kg (2x60kgs) and most of the posters in this thread are terribly jealous of it (why would it matter if they weren't? ). I can say with absolute certainty that no-one is jealous of you. The whole issue of this thread is your delusion and you're the only one that cant see it. Its pretty sad.

This thread is marbled with it through and through. Prime psychological steak. Who'd have thought just being able to press such a passable amount would cause all that mental anguish. Have you ever touched a boob ?

Case closed.

Jealousy Brilliant. Truly deluded.

Tom had his finger on the trigger. He seemed to disappear after our first defeat as well.....

Ranger could play a bit more with his face to goal and have a go at players now and again. He certainly has the pace. Maybe it will come with confidence.

Yep. I agree. In my opinion it was very harsh to ban acccccccccada whilst keeping Fop.

My parents bought one when i was a youngster. It never really did anything noticeable then but that was over 15 years ago.

Fop and Happy Face just need to have a little wrestle. Get it out your systems.

Already shown that spotters aren't needed. That is the funniest thing you posted thus far. Congratulations.

You seriously need some help. I'm not even kidding.

I wish I was an admin for a day.

"Tip of the diamond" is commonly used.

I concur.

Never understood solicitors myself. Seller: You'll need to promise you'll buy it. Buyer: I promise Seller: And you have the money? Buyer: Yeah sorted Seller: Sign here then. House sold Bish Bosh Bash I think they do slightly more than that.. Legally rob us? Hold monies to reap interest, delaying handovers of keys etc? General Twattery. I sense you have been burnt in the past.